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Billfred 09-25-2004 05:27 PM

CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12
 
Alright, so this is a very special caption contest, posted early so those kooky Floridians can post before Jeanne messes with them. (Well, everyone else can post, too, but still.)

In fact, since Florida seems to be getting the short end of the stick this year, I'm instituting the Gary Dillard rule. What is the Gary Dillard rule, you ask?

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gary Dillard Rule
Due to the fact that the state of Florida seems to get walloped with a hurricane every other week, the deadline for all caption contests shall be extended to 9 PM on Friday. Furthermore, any contestant may request in the event of an emergency or natural disaster for the next caption contest to be posted up to 47 hours before Billfred originally planned on it.

Ah, so much fun trying to write serious rules. The scores:

Code:

greencactus3: 40
 MissInformation: 26
 Jeff Wagelin: 24
 Michelle 236: 24
 Gary Dillard: 18
 Mike Ciance: 17
 "Big Mike": 17
 dlavery: 17
 Andy Baker: 16
 DCA Fan: 16
 EddieMcD: 16
 JVN: 16
 Brandon Martus: 15
 Elgin Clock: 15
 Greg Needel: 14
 Jay H 237: 11
 Lil' Lavery: 11
 Amanda Morrison: 9
 Tom Schindler: 9
 Astronouth7303: 8
 Dorienne Plait: 7
 T. Hoffman: 7
 Vivelation: 7
 Aignam: 6
 BCahn836: 6
 Matt Attallah: 5
 RogerR: 5
 Shyra1353: 5
 Corey Balint: 4
 Eugenia Gabrielov: 4
 GateRunner: 4
 George1083: 4
 JosephM: 4
 Ken Patton: 4
 ZACH P.: 4
 Andrew Rudolph: 3
 Ben Lauer: 3
 David Kelly: 3
 Meli W.: 3
 ECarlson: 2
 Jessica Boucher: 2
 Joe Ross: 2
 Aaron Lussier: 1
 Coco The Monkey: 1
 Collin Fultz: 1
 ElfMaster: 1
 Kyle45: 1
 Katie Reynolds: 1
 sanddrag: 1

And the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose

Remember, the deadline is this coming Friday at 9 PM. Enjoy the two extra days!

Gary Dillard 09-25-2004 05:56 PM

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12
 
Thanks Billfred - one less thing to be stressed about this week. My entry:

No, he was definitely from your side of the family. See, he has black shoes.

Dorienne 09-25-2004 06:54 PM

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12
 
So is this your brother or sister we're cooking?

EddieMcD 09-25-2004 10:00 PM

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12
 
"I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight..."

DCA Fan 09-25-2004 10:49 PM

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12
 
Faced with charges of animal cruelty, KFC hires newly trained "slaughterchickens" trained to humanely murder thier bretheren. PETA once again voiced concern, however, when it was revealed that the chickens began wearing shoes and prodding the corpses with metal sticks.

Joe Matt 09-25-2004 11:00 PM

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12
 
As the chickens clearly demonstarte kids, don't play with cryogenics at home. Instead, get an expendable freshman to do it for you.

Mike Schroeder 09-25-2004 11:09 PM

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12
 
in a cruel twist of fate Thuderchicken Paul Copioli gets cooked by real Chickens....

Matt Attallah 09-25-2004 11:58 PM

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12
 
Mmmmm - your mother-in-law smells good...

MissInformation 09-26-2004 12:47 AM

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12
 
The chickens continued to torture the egg in an effort to get him to admit chickens came first.

dlavery 09-26-2004 03:27 AM

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12
 
And now, finally, we have the definitive answer to the question - they crossed to help cook the bacon that was on the other side of the road.

-dave

Jay H 237 09-26-2004 09:32 AM

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12
 
"Does this count for cannibalism?"

Michelle 236 09-26-2004 11:17 AM

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12
 
chicken on the right - 'Note to self: Don't take Bob up on his spa treatment offer.'

Melissa Nute 09-26-2004 11:21 AM

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12
 
REVENGE!

Bcahn836 09-26-2004 05:42 PM

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12
 
Would you like it original or extra crispy?

Bcahn836 09-26-2004 06:40 PM

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12
 
I wonder who they are reserving that skillet for??


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