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Billfred

25-09-2004 17:27

CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12

Alright, so this is a very special caption contest, posted early so those kooky Floridians can post before Jeanne messes with them. (Well, everyone else can post, too, but still.)

In fact, since Florida seems to be getting the short end of the stick this year, I'm instituting the Gary Dillard rule. What is the Gary Dillard rule, you ask?

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gary Dillard Rule

Due to the fact that the state of Florida seems to get walloped with a hurricane every other week, the deadline for all caption contests shall be extended to 9 PM on Friday. Furthermore, any contestant may request in the event of an emergency or natural disaster for the next caption contest to be posted up to 47 hours before Billfred originally planned on it.

Ah, so much fun trying to write serious rules. The scores:

Code:

greencactus3: 40

 MissInformation: 26

 Jeff Wagelin: 24

 Michelle 236: 24

 Gary Dillard: 18

 Mike Ciance: 17

 "Big Mike": 17

 dlavery: 17

 Andy Baker: 16

 DCA Fan: 16

 EddieMcD: 16

 JVN: 16

 Brandon Martus: 15

 Elgin Clock: 15

 Greg Needel: 14

 Jay H 237: 11

 Lil' Lavery: 11

 Amanda Morrison: 9

 Tom Schindler: 9

 Astronouth7303: 8

 Dorienne Plait: 7

 T. Hoffman: 7

 Vivelation: 7

 Aignam: 6

 BCahn836: 6

 Matt Attallah: 5

 RogerR: 5

 Shyra1353: 5

 Corey Balint: 4

 Eugenia Gabrielov: 4

 GateRunner: 4

 George1083: 4

 JosephM: 4

 Ken Patton: 4

 ZACH P.: 4

 Andrew Rudolph: 3

 Ben Lauer: 3

 David Kelly: 3

 Meli W.: 3

 ECarlson: 2

 Jessica Boucher: 2

 Joe Ross: 2

 Aaron Lussier: 1

 Coco The Monkey: 1

 Collin Fultz: 1

 ElfMaster: 1

 Kyle45: 1

 Katie Reynolds: 1

 sanddrag: 1

And the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose

Remember, the deadline is this coming Friday at 9 PM. Enjoy the two extra days!

Gary Dillard

25-09-2004 17:56

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12

Thanks Billfred - one less thing to be stressed about this week. My entry:

No, he was definitely from your side of the family. See, he has black shoes.

Dorienne

25-09-2004 18:54

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12

So is this your brother or sister we're cooking?

EddieMcD

25-09-2004 22:00

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"I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight..."

DCA Fan

25-09-2004 22:49

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Faced with charges of animal cruelty, KFC hires newly trained "slaughterchickens" trained to humanely murder thier bretheren. PETA once again voiced concern, however, when it was revealed that the chickens began wearing shoes and prodding the corpses with metal sticks.

Joe Matt

25-09-2004 23:00

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As the chickens clearly demonstarte kids, don't play with cryogenics at home. Instead, get an expendable freshman to do it for you.

Mike Schroeder

25-09-2004 23:09

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12

in a cruel twist of fate Thuderchicken Paul Copioli gets cooked by real Chickens....

Matt Attallah

25-09-2004 23:58

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Mmmmm - your mother-in-law smells good...

MissInformation

26-09-2004 00:47

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12

The chickens continued to torture the egg in an effort to get him to admit chickens came first.

dlavery

26-09-2004 03:27

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12

And now, finally, we have the definitive answer to the question - they crossed to help cook the bacon that was on the other side of the road.

-dave

Jay H 237

26-09-2004 09:32

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"Does this count for cannibalism?"

Michelle 236

26-09-2004 11:17

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chicken on the right - 'Note to self: Don't take Bob up on his spa treatment offer.'

Melissa Nute

26-09-2004 11:21

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REVENGE!

Bcahn836

26-09-2004 17:42

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Would you like it original or extra crispy?

Bcahn836

26-09-2004 18:40

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I wonder who they are reserving that skillet for??

Andy Baker

27-09-2004 00:31

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Cousin cluckie, I'll save you! Here, grab this stick!

AB

D.J. Fluck

27-09-2004 00:39

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"That chicken won't be crossing the road, muhahahahha"

Elgin Clock

27-09-2004 02:24

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My answer is in the form of the audio clip below. :)

http://frogstar.com/wav/displaywav.asp?fil=victim.wav

Elgin Clock

27-09-2004 02:26

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elgin Clock

My answer is in the form of the audio clip below. :)

http://frogstar.com/wav/displaywav.asp?fil=victim.wav

Disregard that post.. :mad:

GateRunner

28-09-2004 22:27

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12

Chicken 1: Hey, what did one cannibel say to the other as they ate the clown?
Chicken 2: What did he say?
Chicken 1: 'Does this taste funny to you?'
Both: Hahahahahha
Chicken in pot: Not funny.

Matt Attallah

28-09-2004 22:43

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Elgin Clock

My answer is in the form of the audio clip below. :)

http://frogstar.com/wav/displaywav.asp?fil=victim.wav

Elgin, Elgin, Elgin...

Didn't you read their website...

You have to Right-Click and Save as. It'll work than! :) (Atleast it worked for me)

Elgin Clock

28-09-2004 23:25

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Attallah

Elgin, Elgin, Elgin...

Didn't you read their website...

You have to Right-Click and Save as. It'll work than! :) (Atleast it worked for me)

Ha ha matt.. How about if I win, you get half my points then for steering me in the right direction.. Or honorable mention.. something.. :cool:

greencactus3

29-09-2004 15:02

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quack.. :rolleyes:

JVN	29-09-2004 16:18

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Hmmm... I told you we needed to take the feathers off first!

OR...

Now we can finally figure out what 'tastes like chicken' means...

I honestly can't decide.

Billfred

01-10-2004 22:31

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12

Hoo boy, this was fun. To skip the miscellaneous stuff, first place would be:

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery

And now, finally, we have the definitive answer to the question - they crossed to help cook the bacon that was on the other side of the road.

And second place would be...

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissInformation

The chickens continued to torture the egg in an effort to get him to admit chickens came first.

I should note that I really couldn't decide which should win, so I asked a forum member (who may identify him/herself if he/she wishes) to pick a number from 1 to 100. Heidi was evens, Dave was odds. (After all, we can't all be odd.) The number was 67.

Honorable mentions:

JosephM
Gary Dillard
DJ Fluck
Michelle 236
Elgin Clock
GateRunner
greencactus3

And instead of a burn award, I'm awarding the Just Plain Wrong award to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Mike

in a cruel twist of fate Thuderchicken Paul Copioli gets cooked by real Chickens....

So, for the scores...

Code:

greencactus3: 42

 MissInformation: 31

 dlavery: 27

 Michelle 236: 26

 Jeff Wagelin: 24

 "Big Mike": 20

 Gary Dillard: 20

 Mike Ciance: 17

 Andy Baker: 17

 DCA Fan: 17

 EddieMcD: 17

 Elgin Clock: 17

 JVN: 17

 Brandon Martus: 15

 Greg Needel: 14

 Jay H 237: 12

 Lil' Lavery: 11

 Amanda Morrison: 9

 Tom Schindler: 9

 Astronouth7303: 8

 Dorienne Plait: 8

 BCahn836: 7

 T. Hoffman: 7

 Vivelation: 7

 Aignam: 6

 GateRunner: 6

 JosephM: 6

 Matt Attallah: 6

 RogerR: 5

 Shyra1353: 5

 Corey Balint: 4

 Eugenia Gabrielov: 4

 George1083: 4

 Ken Patton: 4

 Meli W.: 4

 ZACH P.: 4

 Andrew Rudolph: 3

 Ben Lauer: 3

 David Kelly: 3

 DJ Fluck: 2

 ECarlson: 2

 Jessica Boucher: 2

 Joe Ross: 2

 Aaron Lussier: 1

 Coco The Monkey: 1

 Collin Fultz: 1

 ElfMaster: 1

 Katie Reynolds: 1

 Kyle45: 1

 sanddrag: 1

Until Sunday...

Bcahn836

02-10-2004 17:08

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Only 36 points to get to the top. For this week anyway

Dorienne

02-10-2004 18:09

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I come up with really bad jokes, so I can't really get a lot of points at once. lol, bad sense of humor I guess. Meh.

greencactus3

02-10-2004 21:34

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oh wowo!! i actually got an honorable award for a 5 letter caption!!
and Wow!! im still at the top!!

[off topic] is "AN honorable award" grammatically correct? or is it supposed to be "A honorable award"? somehow that doesnt sound right, yet honorable doesnt start with a vowel so....umm... anyone know english? [/off topic] :p

shyra1353

03-10-2004 18:23

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12

Quote:

Originally Posted by greencactus3

It's an .. because in this situation, h acts as a vowel or is silent (or something along those lines ...)

dlavery

04-10-2004 05:54

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12

Quote:

Originally Posted by greencactus3

[off topic] is "AN honorable award" grammatically correct? or is it supposed to be "A honorable award"? somehow that doesnt sound right, yet honorable doesnt start with a vowel so....umm... anyone know english? [/off topic] :p

You have to say it with a strong British accent. Then "an 'onorable" is perfectly appropriate. :)

-dave

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