Family Guy Phrases
 

What's your favorite Family Guy phrase(s)?

One of my all time favorites (that is stuck in my head), is by Stewie:

"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun."

Another one is:

"Oh my God! You can talk!" - Peter

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Peter-Hey Brian, look my alphabets have a message, It says "Oooooooooooo"
Brian-Peter, those are cheerios.

Thats gotta be the funniest one.

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Mabye this isint a great threas seing as how many of the phrases are profain.

anyways..

Cris: you want some ice cream

Stewie: yes, but no sprinkles! For every sprinkle i find, I shal Kill you!

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My fav:
Quagmire: "OH!" and "Ohhh, right!"
and of course many from him that i can post on CD. :rolleyes:

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I've always been partial to this one:

Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.

Heidi

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Jack in the Boxes are the embodiment of pure evil

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Stewie:"Let me put it this way, there is a picture in an attick with you on it getting prettier."

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Brian: You read it in a book? You sure it wasn't, nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.

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Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house

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Peter: "A boat's a boat, but the Mystery Box could be anything! It could even be a boat!"

Stewie: "You! Get me some warm milk. You two! Fight to the death!"

Peter: "Hehe, you said 'nuclear'. It's 'nucular', the 's' is silent!"

Stewie: "Mother, you cook so slowly that you don't need an egg timer, you need an egg calendar! ...Oh yes ...I went there!"

Death: "Hi, I'm looking for Peter Griffin."
Peter: "Um... (holds out lamp) This is Peter Griffin."

Meg: "We were just holding hands!"
Grandfather: "Well it'll be hard for him to take your hand when the Lord strikes your sinful heart with leoparcy!"

Stewie: "Omnipotence - got to get me some of that."

Peter: "I'm going on a hunger strike. ... You gonna eat that stapler?"

Meg: "It's hard being a single teenage mother, especially when your baby's addicted to crack."

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Anything by Quagmire:

Random Woman: Glenn honey, I have a question for you, what do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Hey, I have a question for you too, Why are you still here.

Quagmire: Hey, how old are you
High School girl: 16(quietly)
Quagmire 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quagmire: Tuesdays in the 80's is was always in bed by eight...................and home by eleven, ooohhhhhhh!

Quagmire: I never had a Spanish chick before, ooooooooo-llllllahhhhhhh

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the funniest thing about that was he was talking to the asian reporter

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"is this really the blood of christ?
"yes"

"man that guy must have been wasted 24-7"

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lol.

I believe that episode was on about 2-3 days ago.

This isn't a quote per-say, but a parody. "Can't Touch Me" in the Petopia episode where he does breakdancing, and a bunch of other stuff.

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Isn't it Petoria?

"Dad, that man says I can't go to school."

"Him and what army?"

"The US Army."

"Oooh. That's a good army."

Matt

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Thanks for correcting me.

"Your name is now Christabell." - Chris' "manager" when Chris goes to become a big artist.