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Stewie: I've got a present in my diaper and I'll give you a hint: It's not a toaster
^Not in quotes because I don't know the exact one.

My favorite Quagmire quotes come from the episode when they lose their bar in the fire, from when they go to the purple bar. If you've seen them, you know what I'm talking about, and why I can't post them here.

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Stewie: "I come bearing a gift for you. I'll give you a hint...it's in my diaper, and it's not a toaster."

(( just to give the quote :) ))

Stewie: "How dare you fill my head with such lonesome(?) propaganda"

** yes, I think Stewie is one of the coolest characters on the show **

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Peter: UH OH!

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The episode of the Drunken Clam taken over by the British has great quotes:

Peter: Wait a minute, something's different
( sees British flags and British People everywhere)
Bartender: Evening gents, how bout a nice warm lager
Randon Guy: and help yourself to a package of crisps, or a ready nice plum pudding
Peter: HOLY CRAP, It's a gay bar.

Nigel: I'm afraid I'm the bastard who bought your bar, bit of an aqward (sp)moment really.
Peter:Aqward moment, i'll give you an aqward moment, one time during sex i called Lois, Frank, your move Sherlock.

Of course the Quagmire asking if the girls have you know.

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A good (and bad) one was, not so much one line, but the flashback to when Death was in High School, the contents of which shouldn't really be clarified here....but still funny :-p

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Oh quagmeyer you are the hight of just too muchery- clevland

gigity gigity gigity- quagmeyer

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It's a bit too late for me to remember any good Family Guy moments. I can tell you that Raven_Writer's first quote was actually from Full Metal Jacket. I love it when Stewie breaks into a song ("I'm the greatest captain of the king's navy..." or something like that) I pretty much fall asleep watching Family Guy every night. It's great. New eps next year!!

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in court..

lois: "oh no."
meg: "oh no!"
brian: "oh no.."
kool-aid man: "OHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH"

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Someone stole the temporary Fear the Turtle banner in front of the broken brick university entrance sign and replaced it with a homemade Kool-Aid Man. PHOTO


university of Maryland at it's finest

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Chris:But, Mom, what's Dad gonna do for a job?
Lois:Oh, it'll be okay Chris. Remember that episode of the Honeymooners where Ralph lost his job but at the end of the show didn't get it back?
Peter:Oh yeah, what was up with that? That bugged the crap outta me.
(episode ends)

Salesman: So perhaps you'd be interested in something every homeowner cannot be without - volcano insurance.
Peter: Go on
Salesman: According to my uncle, whose a real whiz with volcanoes, a volcano is coming this way
Peter: *Hmm, I too have an uncle* Come in...

The "Mintos" commercial at the beginning of Mind Over Murder...Priceless

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I don't know the exact quote of it, but this one is where Peter meets Lois' dad, and he has these Spanish people with him playing cards. Peter plays also, and then he learns that wewe means yes. So, Peter gets up and says "I gotta take a wicked yes."

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wouldn't that be french people? "si" is yes in Spanish and "wewe" is yes in French

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Peter:"Hey Louis, it's the two symobols of the republican party, an elephant and a white fat man affraid of change."

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Ah, yes. Thanks much for clearing that up for me.

"Oh come on. Stop your blubbering now. I barely even touched you!" - Stewie to that girl he had a crush on at day care [note: This is probably not the exact quote, but good enough for me]

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Peter: Hey, anybody got a quarter?
Bill Gates: What's a quarter?

Peter: Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.

German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.
Brian: Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap.
Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation. On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15...
Brian: Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and...
Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland.
Brian: You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
Tour guide: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen.
Brian: A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous.
Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland.
[throws his hand up in a Hitler salute]
Brian : ...uh, is that a beer hall?
Tour guide: Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls.