Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #13

My goodness...all these posts! (opens up another Diet Pepsi)

I suppose you'd be interested in this...first place would be:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg Needel

"introducing the brandon martus hair loss formula*, changes you from baldness to flowing locks in only seconds, just look at this before and after of the inventor

*side effects may include: shrinking, sex changes and changing of clothes"

Second place, if for no other reason than the oddness factor, would go to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

"Look what I paid $1000 for on Ebay - a life-size Brandon Martus cardboard cutout!!!! HE'S ALL MINE NOW MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! Eat your heart out, Amanda Morrison!"

Honorable mentions:
Dorienne Plait
Amanda Morrison
JosephM
GateRunner
MissInformation
Denman
DCA Fan
Jay H 237
Jessica Boucher
Jack Jones
dlavery
greencactus3

And the burn award, while not much of a burn, goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

These identical twins sued the Sports Medicine Center when its experiment to show that "Hair + Height = Constant" went horribly wrong, even though the data did support the hypothesis.

Fwahaahaa. So, the new scores to tide you over for the day or two until I post the new one...

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 greencactus3: 44

 MissInformation: 33

 dlavery: 29

 Michelle 236: 26

 Jeff Waegelin: 25

 Greg Needel: 24

 Gary Dillard: 23

 "Big Mike": 21

 DCA Fan: 19

 EddieMcD: 18

 JVN: 18

 Mike Ciance: 17

 Andy Baker: 17

 Elgin Clock: 17

 Brandon Martus: 15

 Jay H 237: 14

 T. Hoffman: 12

 Amanda Morrison: 11

 Lil' Lavery: 11

 Dorienne Plait: 10

 Tom Schindler: 9

 Astronouth7303: 8

 BCahn836: 8

 GateRunner: 8

 JosephM: 8

 Vivelation: 7

 Aignam: 6

 Matt Attallah: 6

 Shyra1353: 6

 RogerR: 5

 Corey Balint: 4

 Eugenia Gabrielov: 4

 George1083: 4

 Jessica Boucher: 4

 Ken Patton: 4

 Meli W.: 4

 ZACH P.: 4

 Andrew Rudolph: 3

 Ben Lauer: 3

 David Kelly: 3

 Denman: 2

 DJ Fluck: 2

 ECarlson: 2

 Jack Jones: 2

 Joe Ross: 2

 Kyle45: 2

 Aaron Lussier: 1

 Coco The Monkey: 1

 Collin Fultz: 1

 DanielBCR: 1

 ElfMaster: 1

 Katie Reynolds: 1

 sanddrag: 1