CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #13
 

(Billfred rolls over in his bed, looking at the clock)

(miscellaneous groan, then he rolls back over)

(Billfred springs up)

SHOOT! THE CAPTION CONTEST!

(grabs the laptop and gets cracking)

Hoo boy, never think that you can have a radio show in the middle of the night on Saturday morning and keep a normal sleep schedule. The scores:

And now, for the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose

Remember, the deadline is now Friday at 9 PM. The judging may be a bit later than that--I've got my radio show at 2 AM that night, and I'm still trying to work out how the sleep schedule is going to go. I'll get it done, I swear!

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wishful thinking :ahh:

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"Honey, I shrunk Brandon!" :yikes:

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Look, ma! No stilts!

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someone really likes denim

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In an act of defiance (and fear that the IRI would suddenly change to folding chair seating), Jessica Boucher decides to match her new idol, Chris Hibner of Dean Simmons and the Kamens. For the 2005 IRI, she is planning hair approx. 6 ft. tall and 3 ft. wide, to dwarf Martus and force him to stand on a bleacher to match up with her.



actually, I like Jess' hair, but this is the best I've got

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So this is how the world looks to Brandon ... I like my view down there better

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Honey, I Blew Up the Chiefdelphi Admin!

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In honor of the new Star Wars DVD release, 60 Minutes is proud to present the following segment: "Ewoks - Where are they today?"

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And now, for a limited time only, get your free Brandon life-size doll with a www.chiefdelphi.com registration!

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I guess the miracle grow didn't work.

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Jess to Brandon: wow it really is colder up here i like the temp better from down there

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Ohhhh boy.

I feel this conversation applies, although it wasn't in reference to me....

"You're so....compact."
"Thank you. I fit in most overhead compartments."

And as for the hair jokes (:p), lets just say I'm never at a loss for a Halloween costume ;)

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"What? Something duct tape can't fix...WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO???!!!!!"

"If duct tape or zip ties cant fix it, your screwed"

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< Not an entry>

Remember all the times we stuffed Vinny in the garbage can in the shop? I don't think we ever tried to see if you would fit in there though. Of course, next time you come back to visit us....... ;) :p

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These identical twins sued the Sports Medicine Center when its experiment to show that "Hair + Height = Constant" went horribly wrong, even though the data did support the hypothesis.

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1.I though she would need a ladder to ever taller than Brandon i guess i was wrong.


2.Even though she may seem taller than Brandon i don't think the three inches of hair counts.

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"I'm sorry Brandon, but you're just too tall to join the Lollipop Guild."

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<Not an entry>

Hey!! That's my line!

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after a long day at work on the robot, brandon discovers hes lost a foot and some hair

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"introducing the brandon martus hair loss formula*, changes you from baldness to flowing locks in only seconds, just look at this before and after of the inventor


*side effects may include: shrinking, sex changes and changing of clothes"

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Brandon: "Hey Jess, how's the weather up there?"

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Mountain Dew stunts your growth

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"Look what I paid $1000 for on Ebay - a life-size Brandon Martus cardboard cutout!!!! HE'S ALL MINE NOW MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! Eat your heart out, Amanda Morrison!"

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Jess gets a little "vertical assistance" before rubbing Brandon's head for good luck.

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Did she use a step stool or a ladder to climb that step? :ahh: :ahh:

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Now we've seen it all. A picture that should only be seen on radio!

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Giant-Shrimp: Mr. & Mrs. Edward Shrimp announce the engagement of their daughter...

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... at first, having a combined party with the casts of "Eegah! - The Crazed Love of a Prehistoric Giant for a Ravishing Teenage Girl!" and "Under The Rainbow" seemed like such a good idea. That is, all the way up to the point where Billy Barty and Richard Kiel had too much punch and got into each others faces, and all heck broke loose...

-dave

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oh! this is proof of otherworldly influences!!! supernatural powers!!
see the small half transparent UFO by Brandon's leg?
both of them are floating!! look closely.. they seem to not be touching the ground!! apparently the UFO has levitated the two, matching their height at the top of their heads.

note 1. you may choose to not believe this phenomena as this single picture is the only proof we have at the moment. further detailed evidence is welcome.

note2. this theory may be rejected as dust on the lens, and the levitation may be a trick of the light.. seen as perfectly normal from other angles.

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You want to know what's sad? I remember when Jessica used to be taller than me. :p Anyhow, my entry (which was inspired by an old Buffy episode):

"Man on left: 1/18 scale. Girl on right: actual size."

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My goodness...all these posts! (opens up another Diet Pepsi)

I suppose you'd be interested in this...first place would be:

Second place, if for no other reason than the oddness factor, would go to...

Honorable mentions:
Dorienne Plait
Amanda Morrison
JosephM
GateRunner
MissInformation
Denman
DCA Fan
Jay H 237
Jessica Boucher
Jack Jones
dlavery
greencactus3

And the burn award, while not much of a burn, goes to...

Fwahaahaa. So, the new scores to tide you over for the day or two until I post the new one...

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i'm slowly climbing towards the top.

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mwahahahaha im still sitting at the top.
anyone wanna bother counting how many weeks im repeatedly at the top? :p

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No.

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darn i missed it. o well, this would have been mine:

Jess: "You lied to me! You said you still had all your hair!" :ahh:

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i'm coming for you