Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #14

(Billfred arouses from his slumber before his six-hour radio extravaganza to judge the contest)

Judging this never gets easier. Neither does trying to come up with witty intros. So, first place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by JVN

A balancing scooter with built in stinger missile launcher?
Ingenious Q. What will you think of next?

The name is Kamen, Dean Kamen.

(For the true hilarious effect, make sure you say it outloud with a poor Sean Connery accent)

Second place is a tie. Seriously, I couldn't decide between these two:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorienne Plait

Yes, it's true, I'm not wearing denim!...Yes yes, it is a miracle..I finally let them stay in the closet for one night...yes thank you, I'm proud of me, too...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michelle 236

"Sshhhhhh! Don't tell Woodie, but I borrowed his tux. Now if only i could get my hands on those sneakers......"

The following people are, as Strong Bad once put it, TWO'D!
dlavery
Jay H 237
Elgin Clock
DanielBCR
MissInformation
GateRunner
tkwetzel
Gary Dillard
karinka13 (very very true, from one who's had to wear one)
Amanda Morrison
DCA Fan
Greg Needel

And the burn (or close enough to it) award goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

Dean Kamen, shown here trying his best to be a gracious groom as he speeds off in search of some Extra Strength Tylenol, would soon learn to rue the day he hired MOE to do the live music at his wedding. Only after it was too late to preserve the sanity of his guests did he realize that Moe Stix and the Chicken Dance simply do not mix.

.

This would make the scores...

Code:

 greencactus3: 45

 MissInformation: 35

 dlavery: 31

 Michelle 236: 31

 JVN: 28

 Greg Needel: 26

 Jeff Waegelin: 25

 Gary Dillard: 25

 "Big Mike": 22

 DCA Fan: 21

 EddieMcD: 19

 Elgin Clock: 19

 Mike Ciance: 17

 Andy Baker: 17

 Jay H 237: 16

 Brandon Martus: 15

 Dorienne Plait: 15

 T. Hoffman: 15

 Amanda Morrison: 13

 GateRunner: 10

 Lil' Lavery: 11

 BCahn836: 9

 JosephM: 9

 Tom Schindler: 9

 Astronouth7303: 8

 Aignam: 7

 Shyra1353: 7

 Vivelation: 7

 Matt Attallah: 6

 RogerR: 5

 Corey Balint: 4

 Eugenia Gabrielov: 4

 George1083: 4

 Jessica Boucher: 4

 Ken Patton: 4

 Meli W.: 4

 ZACH P.: 4

 Andrew Rudolph: 3

 Ben Lauer: 3

 David Kelly: 3

 DanielBCR: 2

 Denman: 2

 DJ Fluck: 2

 ECarlson: 2

 Jack Jones: 2

 Joe Ross: 2

 karinka13: 2

 Kyle45: 2

 tkwetzel: 2

 Aaron Lussier: 1

 Coco The Monkey: 1

 Collin Fultz: 1

 DanielBCR: 1

 ElfMaster: 1

 JakeGallagher: 1

 Katie Reynolds: 1

 Rich Wong: 1

 sanddrag: 1

 wetzel: 1

Until Sunday, when I hopefully will have recovered from those upcoming six hours...