Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #16

Okay, here goes. (good golly, slept at 4:30, up at 2:30...)

I really could use that hammock now. These beds need to go to the WWE--they seem to be about right for people-bouncing.

Either way, first place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

As two PARC organizers prepared the playing field for the 1st annual Laziest Human Player competition, little did they know that an inexorable evil lurked in the shadows behind them, hell-bent on thwarting their peaceful plans. Lo, 'twas Team 365 and their unholy Moe Stix - the bane of the human race! Nary a human player could sleep a wink that day, as the incessant sound of "Clap clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap, GO MOE!" bored its way deep into their skulls with the unrelenting efficiency of a DeWalt cordless drill.

(Ah, the joys of being a rookie last year. I keep getting to hear all these stories.)

And second place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddieMcD

"The field reset crew all thought they would be funny, stay up all night, and be sleepless in Seattle. Little did they know they were in Pennsylvania at the time."

(If they were sleepless in Florida, I wouldn't have complained. Misery loves company, I guess.)

Honorable mentions go to...
Dorienne Plait
Greg Needel
JosephM
MissInformation
greencactus3
Matt Attallah
GateRunner (especially with y'all's robot)
Rich Wong
Gary Dillard
wetzel
dlavery
ZACH P.
DCA Fan
"Big Mike"
Amanda Morrison
VGMasterShadow

And the burn award goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by JVN

"After a request by Andy Baker, the PARC organizers began a new experiment. Seeing the successes of the "field-hammock", Andy plans to utilize this new technology at the 2005 IRI.
Hopefully by utilizing this innovative system, JVN will (for the first time) be on time to referee the competition on Saturday morning."

This would bring the scores to...

Code:

 greencactus3: 49

 MissInformation: 47

 Michelle 236: 36

 dlavery: 35

 JVN: 32

 Gary Dillard: 30

 Greg Needel: 28

 T. Hoffman: 27

 EddieMcD: 25

 Jeff Waegelin: 25

 "Big Mike": 24

 DCA Fan: 24

 Elgin Clock: 20

 Andy Baker: 19

 Jay H 237: 19

 Dorienne Plait: 19

 Amanda Morrison: 17

 Mike Ciance: 17

 Brandon Martus: 15

 GateRunner: 14

 JosephM: 13

 BCahn836: 12

 Lil' Lavery: 11

 Matt Attallah: 9

 Shyra1353: 9

 Tom Schindler: 9

 Astronouth7303: 8

 Aignam: 7

 Vivelation: 7

 ZACH P.: 6

 Rich Wong: 5

 RogerR: 5

 Corey Balint: 4

 Eugenia Gabrielov: 4

 George1083: 4

 Jack Jones: 4

 Jessica Boucher: 4

 Ken Patton: 4

 Meli W.: 4

 tkwetzel: 4

 wetzel: 4

 Andrew Rudolph: 3

 Ben Lauer: 3

 David Kelly: 3

 DanielBCR: 3

 Kyle45: 3

 vgmastershadow: 3

 Denman: 2

 DJ Fluck: 2

 ECarlson: 2

 Joe Ross: 2

 karinka13: 2

 Aaron Lussier: 1

 Coco The Monkey: 1

 Collin Fultz: 1

 DanielBCR: 1

 ElfMaster: 1

 JakeGallagher: 1

 Katie Reynolds: 1

 sanddrag: 1

Unfortunately, due to my sleep-craving self, there's no time for jesting and/or graciously professional smack-talking. ONWARD!