CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #17
 

Well, at least I got this done reasonably close to on-time. The scores:

And, for the picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p7276893.html

(For the record, 116's galleries seem to have the second-highest total of caption contestable pictures to ChiefDelphi.)

Until Friday night, when I won't have anything going at 9:00 PM (I swear!)

(By the way, I hope you're happy--you have an extra hour this week to enter, since I'm posting this with a whopping 56 minutes left in daylight savings time.)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #17
 

who's cTeks? really I want to know!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #17
 

*plays a little 6 year old child who loves to touch things* oooooh!!! what does this robot dooo???

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #17
 

"Sir…. or Madam…. Robot? You have to come down to the station with us for operating a motorized vehicle, that would be yourself, with out a license, performing robotic tricks without a permit, and refusing to show any identification. You can come quietly or do I have to cuff you? "


(OMG- Is that who I think is seating in the background munching on fries!!! :eek:)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #17
 

Every year the inspections get harder and harder...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #17
 

"If you don't move this robot out of the fire lane I'm gonna have to ticket you."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #17
 

"Excuse me, robot citizen. This Chick-fil-A is currently under investigation for using poorly-maintained robot workers to prepare and cook their food. That gentleman and that boy over there just found some setscrews in their popcorn chicken. YOU wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you, sir?"

Moments later...

"Oh, so you won't talk, eh? OK, buddy, up against the wall! Let me see what's in your (s)p(r)ockets!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #17
 

Um where is your turn signals and brake lights? I wrote a ticket to your segway cousin last week for the same thing.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #17
 

Election fraud is plaguing the polls, as evidenced here by the security guard double-checking a “registered democrat.” The man in the background was removed from the line after being told that his eating a burger and fries did not prove that his name was Bill Clinton; nor did they believe his claim that the redhead seated next to him was registered and had voted for him eight years ago.

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"Sir, I pulled you over because I clocked you doing 15fps in a 10fps zone. I need to see your license, registration, and competition inspection form. I also see this is your third violation. You should know that, if found guilty, you face up to 90 days incarceration in the county scrap heap..."


-dave

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #17
 

Sir, I'm not going to ask you again, put your arm up and back slowly towards me....

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #17
 

"Where do the donuts come out?"

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It seemed like such a good idea in theory, but when put into application, many officers found that "RoboCop" did not live up to the movie's standards...

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Hey?? When does our precinct get one of these?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #17
 

Sir (referring to Dave), please have a seat over there while I search your vehicle.