Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 

Dave Lavery, posterboy for the Wetzel's new scheme of shortcutting through the FRC guy to girl ratio disadvantage, is on the move for the 2005 competition campaign!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 

Your other car is on Mars? Uh, you might want to get it back.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 

Ah, the feel of the open road: 18 wheelers driving by creates a nice semblance of speed.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 

This guy is demonstrating the new line of fashionable safety equipment, The AUTO-DEPLOY PANTS PARACHUTE (Warning, may cause random breeze between the knees). And coming soon in Christmas, AUTO-DEPLOY PANTS PARACHUTE WITH PORTO-POTTY, for those rushing types that wants to spend more time on the road and not on the toilet (Warning, make sure to clean every 24 hours).

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 

Orignally the motorcycle used by the Terminator in Terminator 2: Judgement Day , a review of the film following inital screen tests caused the bike to be removed and retired to a less...public forum

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 

isn't that a few major traffic violations? No helmet, no brake lights, turn signals, and what no brakes.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 

"Chicks dig the hog."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 

Uh, Dave, the Shriners just called. They want their mini-chopper back. Dave? Dave????? Are you listening to me, Dave???? Fine, keep on cruisin' with the wind whippin' through your shorts. Keep daydreamin' about Mars with that look of carefree bliss on your face, but the Shriners are comin' after you, buddy. You're about to have an unfortunate accident, and I don't want to hear later how you slid under a truck or some other such nonsense. The truth is, a couple of hard hittin' fez-wearin' clown po-pos are hot on your tail in those cute mini patrol cars they drive in parades. You can't see them, but oh yeah, they're right behind you, just out of range of this picture, and they're about to take you down. You can mess with the Elks, you can even mess with the Knights of Columbus, but NO ONE messes with the Shriners!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 

I haven't felt the wind in my hair since I walked into that wind tunnel!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 

"Have you brought your gracious perfessionalism????"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 

He's very anxious to tell the world he kidnapped JVN.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 

"I'm Pimp"

:D

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 

/me thinks to self "I wonder if Tyler was serious when he said that Steve Irwin got his start this way?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 

The first thing that came to mind was Steppenwolf's "Born to be Wild", but Bill Gold ended up nabbing that one (why didn't I respond first when I had the chance (::pulls at hair::). So even though I had to settle with Rod Stewart for my choice of songs, I think it suits the picture well (and besides, I've been waiting to use this lyric since week 1):

<entry>
It's been a long road getting from there to here.
It's been a long time, but my time is finally near.
I can feel the change in the wind right now; nothing's in my way.
And they're not gonna hold me down no more, no they're not gonna hold me down...
</entry>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 

FIRST: Has it got you addicted to Techno music yet???!