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Greg Needel 26-11-2004 22:14

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 
"There is a new builder on the block" ---easyrider magazine

Billfred 26-11-2004 23:05

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 
Alright, it's time to announce the winners of this shin-dig. Judging was pretty hard, forcing me to go back to originality and dry humor (what people accuse me of judging on). First place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman
Uh, Dave, the Shriners just called. They want their mini-chopper back. Dave? Dave????? Are you listening to me, Dave???? Fine, keep on cruisin' with the wind whippin' through your shorts. Keep daydreamin' about Mars with that look of carefree bliss on your face, but the Shriners are comin' after you, buddy. You're about to have an unfortunate accident, and I don't want to hear later how you slid under a truck or some other such nonsense. The truth is, a couple of hard hittin' fez-wearin' clown po-pos are hot on your tail in those cute mini patrol cars they drive in parades. You can't see them, but oh yeah, they're right behind you, just out of range of this picture, and they're about to take you down. You can mess with the Elks, you can even mess with the Knights of Columbus, but NO ONE messes with the Shriners!

Second place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorienne Plait
*rips caption idea off of Casper (the movie)* Dave: "Look! I can flyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" A few moments later, just after this picture was taken, Dave Lavery took a tumble and broke his arm...how sad. Let's just hope that this is not the end for our dear friend.

The long list of honorable mentions...
Brandon Martus
Jay H 237
Gary Dillard
GateRunner
"Big Mike"
DanielBCR
JVN
DCA Fan
tkwetzel
MissInformation
JosephM
Astronouth7303
Matt Attallah
Eugenia Gabrielov


And, instead of a burn award this week, I'm going to beat FIRST to the punch with the first awarding of the Safety Award, good for three points (and counted in the stats as the burn award, just because I'm too lazy to start a new column):
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bcahn836
isn't that a few major traffic violations? No helmet, no brake lights, turn signals, and what no brakes.

Now, this changes the scores a smidge. It ought to look something like this (apologies on how crummy it looks--this was my first stab at doing the scores in OpenOffice):
Code:

MissInformation        58
  Greencactus3                54
  Gary Dillard                49
  T. Hoffman                44
  Michelle 236                41
  Dlavery                40
  JVN                40
  Greg Needel                34
  Elgin Clock                33
  DCA Fan                32
  Dorienne Plait                32
  "Big Mike"                31
  EddieMcD                30
  Jay H 237                25
  Jeff Waegelin                25
  Andy Baker                23
  Amanda Morrison        22
  Bcahn836                21
  GateRunner                21
  Rich Wong                20
  JosephM                19
  Brandon Martus                17
  Mike Ciance                17
  Matt Attallah                14
  Astronouth7303                13
  Lil' Lavery                11
  Tkwetzel                11
  Eugenia Gabrielov        10
  Tom Schindler                10
  Shyra1353                9
  Jessica Boucher        8
  Wetzel                        8
  Aignam                        7
  DanielBCR                7
  Jack Jones                7
  Kyle45                        7
  VGMasterShadow                7
  Vivelation                7
  ZACH P.                6
  RogerR                        5
  Corey Balint                4
  CourtneyB                4
  George1083                4
  Ken Patton                4
  Meli W.                4
  Andrew Rudolph                3
  Ben Lauer                3
  David Kelly                3
  Denman                        2
  DJ Fluck                2
  Ecarlson                2
  Jake177                2
  Joe Ross                2
  Karinka13                2
  Aaron Lussier                1
  Bill Gold                1
  Coco The Monkey        1
  Collin Fultz                1
  DanielBCR                1
  ElfMaster                1
  JakeGallagher                1
  Katie Reynolds                1
  Sanddrag                1
  Squirrelrock                1

And yes, I am working on the Stats-O-Rama. I'll post that in a few.

Billfred 27-11-2004 00:52

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 
I should point out that those scores are slightly wrong. I mistyped Genia's score--she has 18 points.

In fact, I noticed quite a few discrepancies as I went through the data--I wound up using a spreadsheet formula to figure out how many one-point entries a person had. Sometimes, that gave me negative numbers. (I went back and fixed them--who knew that Lil' Lavery had 15 points?)

So if you see an error, or you think I'm wrong, please PM me. I'm happy to fix any errors that come up--if I know they're errors.

However, I know you'll still have plenty of fun with these. Especially the average score column.

http://www.billfredinthenighttime.com/ccstats.xls

Enjoy!

Astronouth7303 28-11-2004 14:30

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 
Anybody teaching How-to-make-Billfred-laugh classes? I would of thought that I would do better than 1.3 points a week!

(Then again, I think I missed 5 weeks)

Billfred 28-11-2004 16:46

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 
The five weeks is irrelevant. If I did my math right (and that's a key word, if), 1.3 should be you average score for all of the caption contests you have entered.

You know, I really should post the next one...this is what I get for waiting until I get back to my dorm!

Bcahn836 28-11-2004 16:53

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Billfred

You know, I really should post the next one...this is what I get for waiting until I get back to my dorm!


Yes yes we all are waiting. LOL :ahh: :D

Rich Wong 28-11-2004 18:22

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Billfred
You know, I really should post the next one...this is what I get for waiting until I get back to my dorm!

P p p p pleaseeee hurry :ahh: .... I'm tired of checking CD all day for caption #21!
You are doing this to torture us, aren't you???????

(BTW- The Unofficial Caption Contest is a lot of fun.... THANKS BILL!)

Elgin Clock 28-11-2004 22:54

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20
 
The Chopper has a brake on it!!!!!

Jeesh...


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