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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
**evil laugh** Muahahahahaha **evil laugh**
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
Inventor Dean Kamen, seen here arriving at the set of "Pimp My Ride" to have his Segway overhauled, shortly before he is kidnapped by the cast from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" who threw out his denim outfit and safety helmet and forced him into a tuxedo.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
Look out! Dean Kamen is attacking the City! Run for your lives! *Followed by several seconds of poor lip-syncing*
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
Segway: $4000
Denim Outfit: $50 Helmet: $20 Years of research: $ Millions Flipping over presidents anyways: Priceless. There are somethings money can buy. For everything else, there's Dean Kamen and FIRST. |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
Choosing to find a more wholesome alternative to the recent Fashion Entreprenuership of many figures in the pop culture scene, Dean Kamen releases his own outdoor fashion line, segway included for easy transport and campaign.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
I personally think the Dean Fan Club went a little overboard when they said that Dean would be "larger than life." Lets just hope they don't give that statue an A.I. processor.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
"Hey... I think I see my FIRST safety captain pin over there!"
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
Excerpt from recent SEGWAY-E sales brochure:
"The new Segway "E" model is designed for adventurous outdoorsmen that long to take their novel mobile platforms into wild terrains. The "E" model, named for co-inventor Eileen Dover,* was specifically created with those who intend to climb hills in mind. By making the down-slope wheel 43% larger than the upslope wheel, the Segway "E" rider can drive across steep hillsides while standing on a stable, level platform. Says Segway developer Dean Kamen, "this makes the Segway significantly more capable in rugged environments. But we do have a little more development work to do for those riders that want to drive CLOCKWISE around the hills..." -dave * if you don't get this one, shame on you! :p |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
I'm kinda disappointed I missed last week's contest... Anyhow, it's time for the obligatory "IT is the Dean Kamen action figure" conspiracy reference:
<entry> "It's the Dean Kamen action figure! Comes with two denim outfits, one tuxedo, one helmet, and a lot of Gracious Professionalism. Scale toy Segway sold separately." </entry> I swear, that picture looks like the worm's-eye view shot of the toy you'd see on the back of every Japanese toy box. |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
A sneak peek at this summer's next smash-hit: "Honey, I Blew Up the Inventor" starring Rick Moranis as Wayne Szalinski and Billy Crystal as Dean Kamen.
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with these newly designed high performance tires that grip the asphalt like no other, dean kamen attempts to break the parking lot slalom track record on his fully customized segway featuring state of the art gyro technology and very stiff lightweight suspension components.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
A determined Dean Kamen, on a very blue day, in all his resplendent blue glory, revs up his Segway to crash the stage at the rockin' Eiffel 65 concert and sing his favorite song, "Blue (Da Ba Dean)"....
************************************************** ***** Cue crappy Euro dance/techno beat.... BLUE (Da Ba Dean) By: Eiffel 65 Yo listen up here's a story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night everything I see Is just blue Like me inside and outside Blue my helmet with blue denim jeans And a blue denim shirt And everything is blue for me And myself all day and every day Cause I ain't got nothin else in my closet (my closet....my closet...). I'm Blue da ba Dean da ba daa da ba Dean da ba daa da ba Dean da ba da I'm Blue da ba Dean da ba daa da ba Dean da ba daa da ba Dean da ba da There is a blue square in the FIRST logo. Blue is the colour of all that I wear. Blue are the people on Team Cyber Blue. I know Dave Kelly, and he was so Blue. Blue is the color of the Cheesy Poofs Blue like my blue shirt, it's in and outside. Blue are the states who all now have to wait (:p) Blue is the Lightning of Five-Seven-Eight. I'm Blue da ba Dean da ba daa da ba Dean da ba daa da ba Dean da ba da I'm Blue da ba Dean da ba daa da ba Dean da ba daa da ba Dean da ba da I'm Blue da ba Dean duh blah blah duh bah duh blah blah blah blah blah blah.... |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
The Segway -- it's not just a scooter, it's a lifestyle!
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
Well, wasn't this a string of bad luck all around? I get tied up for exams, then when I get back from the exam, CD is down. But no matter--let's do some tallying of points.
First place goes to... Quote:
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Jay H 237 MissInformation Arefin Bari Rich Wong Squirrelrock Gary Dillard GateRunner DCA Fan VGMasterShadow dlavery George1083 greencactus3 And the burn award... Quote:
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MissInformation 65Until Sunday... |
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