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shyra1353 06-12-2004 11:55

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
 
**evil laugh** Muahahahahaha **evil laugh**

Gary Dillard 06-12-2004 12:05

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
 
Inventor Dean Kamen, seen here arriving at the set of "Pimp My Ride" to have his Segway overhauled, shortly before he is kidnapped by the cast from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" who threw out his denim outfit and safety helmet and forced him into a tuxedo.

GateRunner 06-12-2004 17:06

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
 
Look out! Dean Kamen is attacking the City! Run for your lives! *Followed by several seconds of poor lip-syncing*

DCA Fan 06-12-2004 21:17

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
 
Segway: $4000
Denim Outfit: $50
Helmet: $20
Years of research: $ Millions

Flipping over presidents anyways: Priceless.

There are somethings money can buy. For everything else, there's Dean Kamen and FIRST.

Eugenia Gabrielov 07-12-2004 15:33

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
 
Choosing to find a more wholesome alternative to the recent Fashion Entreprenuership of many figures in the pop culture scene, Dean Kamen releases his own outdoor fashion line, segway included for easy transport and campaign.

VGMasterShadow 07-12-2004 18:18

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
 
I personally think the Dean Fan Club went a little overboard when they said that Dean would be "larger than life." Lets just hope they don't give that statue an A.I. processor.

Lisa Perez 07-12-2004 18:29

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
 
"Hey... I think I see my FIRST safety captain pin over there!"

dlavery 07-12-2004 21:13

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
 
Excerpt from recent SEGWAY-E sales brochure:

"The new Segway "E" model is designed for adventurous outdoorsmen that long to take their novel mobile platforms into wild terrains. The "E" model, named for co-inventor Eileen Dover,* was specifically created with those who intend to climb hills in mind. By making the down-slope wheel 43% larger than the upslope wheel, the Segway "E" rider can drive across steep hillsides while standing on a stable, level platform. Says Segway developer Dean Kamen, "this makes the Segway significantly more capable in rugged environments. But we do have a little more development work to do for those riders that want to drive CLOCKWISE around the hills..."


-dave

* if you don't get this one, shame on you! :p

EddieMcD 10-12-2004 14:06

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
 
I'm kinda disappointed I missed last week's contest... Anyhow, it's time for the obligatory "IT is the Dean Kamen action figure" conspiracy reference:

<entry>
"It's the Dean Kamen action figure! Comes with two denim outfits, one tuxedo, one helmet, and a lot of Gracious Professionalism. Scale toy Segway sold separately."
</entry>

I swear, that picture looks like the worm's-eye view shot of the toy you'd see on the back of every Japanese toy box.

George1902 10-12-2004 15:01

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
 
A sneak peek at this summer's next smash-hit: "Honey, I Blew Up the Inventor" starring Rick Moranis as Wayne Szalinski and Billy Crystal as Dean Kamen.

greencactus3 10-12-2004 15:07

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
 
with these newly designed high performance tires that grip the asphalt like no other, dean kamen attempts to break the parking lot slalom track record on his fully customized segway featuring state of the art gyro technology and very stiff lightweight suspension components.

Travis Hoffman 10-12-2004 18:20

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
 
A determined Dean Kamen, on a very blue day, in all his resplendent blue glory, revs up his Segway to crash the stage at the rockin' Eiffel 65 concert and sing his favorite song, "Blue (Da Ba Dean)"....

************************************************** *****

Cue crappy Euro dance/techno beat....

BLUE (Da Ba Dean)
By: Eiffel 65
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night everything I see
Is just blue
Like me inside and outside
Blue my helmet with blue denim jeans
And a blue denim shirt
And everything is blue for me
And myself all day and every day
Cause I ain't got nothin else in my closet (my closet....my closet...).

I'm Blue da ba Dean da ba daa da ba Dean da ba daa da ba Dean da ba da
I'm Blue da ba Dean da ba daa da ba Dean da ba daa da ba Dean da ba da

There is a blue square in the FIRST logo.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the people on Team Cyber Blue.
I know Dave Kelly, and he was so Blue.
Blue is the color of the Cheesy Poofs
Blue like my blue shirt, it's in and outside.
Blue are the states who all now have to wait (:p)
Blue is the Lightning of Five-Seven-Eight.

I'm Blue da ba Dean da ba daa da ba Dean da ba daa da ba Dean da ba da
I'm Blue da ba Dean da ba daa da ba Dean da ba daa da ba Dean da ba da
I'm Blue da ba Dean duh blah blah duh bah duh blah blah blah blah blah blah....

JVN 10-12-2004 21:43

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
 
The Segway -- it's not just a scooter, it's a lifestyle!
(fashion statement not included)

Billfred 11-12-2004 13:51

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
 
Well, wasn't this a string of bad luck all around? I get tied up for exams, then when I get back from the exam, CD is down. But no matter--let's do some tallying of points.

First place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman
A determined Dean Kamen, on a very blue day, in all his resplendent blue glory, revs up his Segway to crash the stage at the rockin' Eiffel 65 concert and sing his favorite song, "Blue (Da Ba Dean)"

...blah blah blah...

Second place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison
"You know, if you shoot from this angle, I look about four feet taller than I am. Just make sure Brandon Martus isn't nearby."

Honorable mentions go to...

Jay H 237
MissInformation
Arefin Bari
Rich Wong
Squirrelrock
Gary Dillard
GateRunner
DCA Fan
VGMasterShadow
dlavery
George1083
greencactus3

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Attallah
Showing up Dave from the Chopper bike - Dean is wearing his Helmet...

And here are the scores. I did the sorting a little differently this week. Instead of sorting by score then by name, I sorted by score, then by average score, then by name. This oughta be fun...

Code:

  MissInformation    65
  T. Hoffman    56
  Greencactus3    56
  Gary Dillard    53
  Dlavery    44
  Michelle 236    41
  JVN    40
  Dorienne Plait    36
  DCA Fan    36
  Greg Needel    34
  Elgin Clock    33
  GateRunner    33
  "Big Mike"    33
  EddieMcD    31
  Amanda Morrison    27
  Jay H 237    27
  Jeff Waegelin    25
  Andy Baker    25
  Rich Wong    24
  Bcahn836    24
  JosephM    20
  Eugenia Gabrielov    19
  Mike Ciance    18
  Brandon Martus    17
  Matt Attallah    17
  Lil' Lavery    15
  Astronouth7303    13
  Tkwetzel    12
  Shyra1353    10
  Wetzel    10
  Tom Schindler    10
  VGMasterShadow    9
  Jessica Boucher    8
  Kyle45    8
  DanielBCR    7
  Aignam    7
  Jack Jones    7
  Vivelation    7
  George1083    6
  ZACH P.    6
  RogerR    5
  Squirrelrock    5
  Meli W.    5
  Ken Patton    4
  Corey Balint    4
  CourtneyB    4
  David Kelly    3
  Andrew Rudolph    3
  Ben Lauer    3
  Arefin Bari    2
  Denman    2
  DJ Fluck    2
  Ecarlson    2
  Jake177    2
  Jeff_Rice    2
  Joe Ross    2
  Karinka13    2
  Tom Bottiglieri    2
  Aaron Lussier    1
  Bill Gold    1
  Coco The Monkey    1
  Collin Fultz    1
  DanielBCR    1
  ElfMaster    1
  JakeGallagher    1
  Katie Reynolds    1
  Lisa Perez    1
  Sanddrag    1

With that last win, Travis moves into second place, and with an average score of four points per week, he's second only to Lil' Lavery in average score. (It should be noted that Lil' has only entered two caption contests, won one, and placed second in the other. Thus he has an average of 7.5, making him statistically the funniest person in the caption contest.)

Until Sunday...


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