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Billfred 19-12-2004 11:12

CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
FACT: If you were to shrink all of the caption contests down to one hour each...you would be up for a whole day. And that would be a serious case of insomnia.

Either way, here are the scores...

Code:

  MissInformation        70
  T. Hoffman        58
  Greencactus3        58
  Gary Dillard        56
  Dlavery        46
  Michelle 236        41
  JVN        41
  Dorienne Plait        38
  DCA Fan        37
  Andy Baker        35
  GateRunner        35
  Greg Needel        34
  Elgin Clock        33
  "Big Mike"        33
  EddieMcD        31
  Amanda Morrison        29
  Jay H 237        29
  Bcahn836        26
  Jeff Waegelin        25
  Rich Wong        24
  JosephM        20
  Eugenia Gabrielov        19
  Mike Ciance        18
  Brandon Martus        17
  Matt Attallah        17
  Lil' Lavery        15
  Tkwetzel        14
  Astronouth7303        13
  Shyra1353        12
  Wetzel        10
  Tom Schindler        10
  VGMasterShadow        9
  Kyle45        9
  Jessica Boucher        8
  DanielBCR        8
  Aignam        7
  Jack Jones        7
  Vivelation        7
  George1083        6
  Squirrelrock        6
  ZACH P.        6
  RogerR        5
  Meli W.        5
  Arefin Bari        4
  Ken Patton        4
  Corey Balint        4
  CourtneyB        4
  David Kelly        3
  Andrew Rudolph        3
  Ben Lauer        3
  Denman        2
  DJ Fluck        2
  Ecarlson        2
  Jake177        2
  Jeff_Rice        2
  Joe Ross        2
  Karinka13        2
  Tom Bottiglieri        2
  Aaron Lussier        1
  Bill Gold        1
  Coco The Monkey        1
  Collin Fultz        1
  DanielBCR        1
  ElfMaster        1
  JakeGallagher        1
  Katie Reynolds        1
  Lisa Perez        1
  MATT_kaplan108        1
  Sanddrag        1
  Yan Wang        1

And the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose

Until Friday at 9:00...

Matt Attallah 19-12-2004 12:15

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
When the fashon police came to Tytus he gave up the gig right away...

Brandon Martus 19-12-2004 12:55

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
I'm sure all of the young people won't get this, but oh well ..
-----------------BEGIN--ENTRY---------------------------

Da na na na nin na na naah...
Da na na na nin na na...
Da na na na nin na na naah...
Da na na na nin na na...

Wa na na naaaaaaaaaaa nah...
Wa na na naaaaaaaaaaa nah...
Wa na na naaaaaaaaaaa nah...
Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni nuh..

TEQUILA...
[/pee-wee-big-adventure]

All he needs is the shoes..

-----------------END--ENTRY---------------------------

Dorienne 19-12-2004 14:05

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
Tytus Mini-Me: *in a high voice* Raise the roof! Raise the roof y'all!
Arefin: *shakes head in dismay* Oh man...*leaves with a hat low over his face*

Bcahn836 19-12-2004 14:07

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
i guess he got caught doing the chicken dance too.

GateRunner 19-12-2004 15:05

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
" Ha Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho, Ha Ha Ha Ha,
that's how we laugh the day away in the Merry Ole Land of Oz!
That's how we laugh the day away with a Ha Ha Ha, Aha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha, (hee hee) Ha Ha Ha, Ha Ha Ha, (hee hee) Ha Ha Ha,
In the Merry Ole Land Of Oz!.....


What do you mean I don't get the part!?"


(Taken from The Wizard of Oz)

shyra1353 19-12-2004 18:09

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
raise da roof ... uh uh ...

cmon .. who da maan ??

Jeff Waegelin 19-12-2004 18:24

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
Tytus decided he needed to get an early start on impressing the girls...

Rich Wong 19-12-2004 18:34

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
"Oooooh…. LUUUUUUUCY….. hurry… come quickly…. You got to see what our little babalu is doing!"

Kyle Love 19-12-2004 18:41

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
"hey mom LOOK! I'm JVN!"

Yan Wang 19-12-2004 19:12

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
"OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO"

Jay H 237 19-12-2004 19:13

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
Tytus kept his eyes on the fan in the window during his performance. There was just something about it that he couldn't take his eyes off it. Finally it hit him, fan...........air movement.......................HOVERCRAFT!!!!!!

tkwetzel 20-12-2004 01:15

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
The scientists failed in their efforts to clone a new Tytus without those crazy white boy genes.

Greg Needel 20-12-2004 01:40

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
Dressed for his upcoming visit to the neverland ranch Tytus practices his moves for his idol Michael Jackson

Gary Dillard 20-12-2004 08:03

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
And for a tax deductible gift of just $15 a month, you can sponsor a geeky white boy like little Tytus here. Just think, over a year that's enough to buy a speed controller, 2 muffin fans, a battery pack and some raw materials so he can build his very own hovercraft. That will give him the start he needs so he doesn't turn out like his twin brother, Vanilla Ice.

"Save the Geeks". We're doing it one geek at at time.

Squirrelrock 20-12-2004 09:50

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
Hey, if dave lavery was hired to be an oompa loompa, then why wasn't I?


(reference to http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...9&postcount=73)

dlavery 20-12-2004 10:33

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
After a massive investigation, researchers have tracked the outbreak of "Shake-Your-Booty-Pox" all the way back to the original victim of the disease. In this old photograph of Patient Zero, also known as "Mr. Git-down-wit'-yo'-bad-self," it is easy to spot the early effects of the malady. Initial symptoms include a unique sense of fashion, overwhelming rhythm, and the irrepressible need to shout "Whaaoow!" like James Brown every ten minutes.

"I feeeeel good! Na na na na na na na..."

-dave

Andy Baker 20-12-2004 10:53

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
Citizens of West Palm Beach, be on the lookout for young, hyperactive children who have been running around the city, washing cars, wearing green lipstick, and chasing hovercrafts. Energetic homeless kids have joined a cult group led by a charismatic man who calls himself "Tytus Gerrish". The community is based in the nearby swamps, and the children venture into the city to raise funds for their leader's mission to rule the world. The youngster in this picture called himself "mini Tytus".

VGMasterShadow 20-12-2004 11:10

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
Tytus is practicing for the upcoming Willy Wonka sequel, Croutching Oompa, Hidden Loompa.

And here I thought he was just plain crazy. Oh how wrong I was. :D

ttedrow 20-12-2004 14:28

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker
Citizens of West Palm Beach, be on the lookout for young, hyperactive children who have been running around the city, washing cars, wearing green lipstick, and chasing hovercrafts. Energetic homeless kids have joined a cult group led by a charismatic man who calls himself "Tytus Gerrish". The community is based in the nearby swamps, and the children venture into the city to raise funds for their leader's mission to rule the world. The youngster in this picture called himself "mini Tytus".

GO dave GO

Tytus Gerrish 20-12-2004 19:29

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
"Doctors Prove that the symptoms of ADHD do not improve with Age"

Travis Hoffman 20-12-2004 19:49

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
Next up for our Rejects of Puppetry auction on QVC, we have this peculiar specimen - marionette castoff #179-ST. This unit was slated to be blown up in Scene 541-Q of the Trey Parker feature film "Team America:World Police", but Parker thought that dismembering the dummy wouldn't be funny enough. The production staff believed the #179-ST would have more comedic value if it were left in one piece, so instead, they just ran it over with a tank in scene 635-B. Legend has it that Parker enjoyed this scene so much, he shot it over 246 times before the marionette strings broke and they had to throw it away. Good thing our QVC garbage collectors were on hand to salvage this beauty and add it to the thousands of other pieces of crap our network sells you mindless peons each day! The strings may be gone, but the shoes are stilllllll shiny folks! Oooh, shiny - you know you must have it! Now you have the chance to purchase a piece of movie history! Bid now, before it's too late!

Michelle 236 20-12-2004 19:59

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
I <3 the 80s.

tiffany34990 20-12-2004 20:18

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
aww tytus-- love ya buddy-- the world woudn't be the same without u'r crazyness--we all need ya to make life interesting :)


well we need everyone to make this world go round and round-- lovely ppl in this world

enjoy everyone!!!

Arefin Bari 20-12-2004 20:46

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
Tutush Gurrish: Alright Ladies, TYTY's on the dance floor. i am wearing my first pimpsuit. Move back. :)

Elgin Clock 21-12-2004 01:10

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tytus Gerrish
"Doctors Prove that the symptoms of ADHD do not improve with Age"

<not entry>So true.. :sigh:</not entry>


All that kid needs is a pow, pow, power wheels - with hydraulics and some crushed velvet for the interior. :)

VGMasterShadow 21-12-2004 09:23

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
Tytus; Elvis, eat your heart out

This proves you can take Tytus out of Blue Suede Shoes, but you can't take the Blue Suede Shoes out of Tytus. There's one problem with that saying, Tytus isn't wearing Blue Suede Shoes. :D

JVN 21-12-2004 12:57

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
We're gonna partaaaay like it's nineteen-ninety-nine!!
...whaddaya mean I'm off by a decade?!?

Barry Bonzack 21-12-2004 14:59

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
What Tytus's world was like before FIRST.


Thank goodness he found his true calling. This might have made for a scary future for the radio.

EnderofDragon 22-12-2004 23:07

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
Science and nature have gone horribly awry.


Yeah, I really got nothing. I dont know this guy at all and I havent done one of these in years. Team 116 alumni will remember how often I used to win these things.

MissInformation 22-12-2004 23:13

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
After gunning down John Dillinger and Pretty Boy Floyd, the FBI turned its sight on Baby Face Nelson, naming him Public Enemy Number One.

Gary Dillard 23-12-2004 16:10

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
<not an entry>

Hey Billfred, what's the holiday schedule for judging and posting? Same as usual?

Billfred 23-12-2004 16:31

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
<obviously not an entry>

Knowing that I am working Friday night at a grocery store with sometimes-irate customers, I am modifying next week's schedule a smidge...

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Billfred Is Working Way Too Freaking Much Rule
If, for whatever reason, Billfred is working on a job on a day he has to post or judge a caption contest, he reserves the right to fudge the posting or judging by one day in either direction.

For the record, I'm working 10-4 at Piggly Wiggly on Sunday. Therefore, expect for this contest to be judged and for the next contest to be posted on Saturday. Everything else (including the 9:00 PM Eastern deadline tomorrow night) remains as usual.

greencactus3 24-12-2004 00:19

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
merry christmas!!!!! and hanuka and kwanza *and everything else im missing*

DCA Fan 24-12-2004 05:24

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
And the newest dance sensation since the infamous dancing baby, it's Dancing Tytus!

EddieMcD 24-12-2004 14:34

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
"One day, I will take over FIRST and hold it ransom for one ::insert pinky in mouth:: biiiiiilllon dollars!"

Amanda Morrison 24-12-2004 15:43

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
In a cruel twist, FIRST students are forced to watch a young Tytus Gerrish shake it like a polaroid picture.

Billfred 25-12-2004 20:07

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
Well, I figure it's time for me to avoid wearing out my grace period under the Billfred Is Working Way Too Freaking Much Rule.

So first place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by JVN
We're gonna partaaaay like it's nineteen-ninety-nine!!
...whaddaya mean I'm off by a decade?!?

Second place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery
After a massive investigation, researchers have tracked the outbreak of "Shake-Your-Booty-Pox" all the way back to the original victim of the disease. In this old photograph of Patient Zero, also known as "Mr. Git-down-wit'-yo'-bad-self," it is easy to spot the early effects of the malady. Initial symptoms include a unique sense of fashion, overwhelming rhythm, and the irrepressible need to shout "Whaaoow!" like James Brown every ten minutes.

"I feeeeel good! Na na na na na na na..."

(You might be able to blame Dave's finish this week on the fact that James Brown made the local news this week. He held a toy drive near here, since he's all South Carolinian and such.)

As for honorable mentions...it's Christmas. Twos for everyone!

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorienne Plait
Tytus Mini-Me: *in a high voice* Raise the roof! Raise the roof y'all!
Arefin: *shakes head in dismay* Oh man...*leaves with a hat low over his face*

So the new scores are...

Code:

  MissInformation        72
  T. Hoffman        60
  Gary Dillard        58
  Greencactus3        58
  JVN        51
  Dlavery        51
  Michelle 236        43
  Dorienne Plait        41
  DCA Fan        39
  Andy Baker        37
  GateRunner        37
  Greg Needel        36
  Elgin Clock        35
  "Big Mike"        33
  EddieMcD        33
  Amanda Morrison        31
  Jay H 237        31
  Bcahn836        28
  Jeff Waegelin        27
  Rich Wong        26
  JosephM        20
  Brandon Martus        19
  Matt Attallah        19
  Eugenia Gabrielov        19
  Mike Ciance        18
  Tkwetzel        16
  Lil' Lavery        15
  Shyra1353        14
  VGMasterShadow        13
  Astronouth7303        13
  Kyle45        11
  Wetzel        10
  Tom Schindler        10
  Jessica Boucher        8
  DanielBCR        8
  Squirrelrock        8
  Aignam        7
  Jack Jones        7
  Vivelation        7
  Arefin Bari        6
  George1083        6
  ZACH P.        6
  RogerR        5
  Meli W.        5
  Ken Patton        4
  Corey Balint        4
  CourtneyB        4
  David Kelly        3
  Andrew Rudolph        3
  Ben Lauer        3
  Yan Wang        3
  Barry Bonzack1604        2
  Denman        2
  DJ Fluck        2
  Ecarlson        2
  EnderofDragon        2
  Jake177        2
  Jeff_Rice        2
  Joe Ross        2
  Karinka13        2
  Tom Bottiglieri        2
  Tytus Gerrish        2
  Aaron Lussier        1
  Bill Gold        1
  Coco The Monkey        1
  Collin Fultz        1
  DanielBCR        1
  ElfMaster        1
  JakeGallagher        1
  Katie Reynolds        1
  Lisa Perez        1
  MATT_kaplan108        1
  Sanddrag        1

With this contest, Dorienne becomes the top contestant never to win a contest. And now Dave can no longer boast he's three times funnier than JVN--they're tied! How will this shake out next week? Find out...in ten minutes when I post the next one!

(and, as always, PM or IM or send smoke signals if I've screwed up something)

Dorienne 25-12-2004 20:12

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Billfred
With this contest, Dorienne becomes the top contestant never to win a contest.

Yeah thanks for the embarrassing little remark there. I appreciate that.
Look I'm not funny enough okay?! I'm sorry if that disgraces you..*runs away crying*


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