CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #25
 

Alright, so it's Christmas. So I'm showing some goodwill (and invoking the Billfred Is Working Way Too Freaking Much Rule as well) and posting it early. The deadline is still next Friday at 9:00 PM.

The scores...
Here's the pic:
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...gle&picid=8978

Have fun!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #25
 

Elgin: YES! I got my funky Safety goggles on... Bring it on Fluffy (team 180's robot). Wait... turn 45 degrees left when you come close to me and go straight. ::evil laugh::

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Sheesh, every time we bring Elgin somewhere, we lose him. First in Times Square, and now even before we left the playing field! That kid needs a cell phone. ;)

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Sheesh, I REALLY gotta get these warts cut off...

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YES! The balls are in place! Now all we need is an 8 ft. long 1 ft. dia. yellow plastic tube and our practical joke will be complete! *Elgin peeks head up over ball* What's that you say? FIRST has never used 8 ft. long 1 ft. dia. yellow plastic tubes as game objects? Aw nuts, guess I'll have to wait for the 2005 game in order to complete this prank - right Dave? ;) In the meantime, I'll just have to go grab that 2001 goal and lay it on its side....

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #25
 

an elgin clock (mountaindewus maximus) utilizing its camouflage to blend in, and avoid predators.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #25
 

In the new effort to please everyone in the Pit area - this is a new experiment. They are currently making "Flatulence Bubbles" to help get rid of the "Eau FIRST PIT" odor. Aparently the current people sited thought it would be funny to allow the robots to pop the bubbles - making a horiffic smell when playing.

:D

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #25
 

Hey.. I SAID "Olly olly oxen free" already.. Come out now! :p

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #25
 

"Like the legends of the Lock Ness Monster and Big Foot, the hideous and elusive Yellow-Ball Serpent of FIRST is known to prowl the back stages of the regional guarding its yellow embryos.
No photo have captured this elusive creature until now! (Of cause it has to wear safety glasses, this is FIRST, NO exception, mystical or not mystical!)"


(sorry, Elgin, u r not hideous ;) )

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #25
 

Where in the world is .. Elgin Clock ?? (to the tune of "where in the world is Carmen San Diego")

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Guy crouched on the left: "Wow Elgin, have you been working out?"

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"ARRRR get off my balls!!!!" :p

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And now we see two nerds in their native environment, very protective of their gathered field objects. It would be very dangerous to approach them now, as we can see the larger male is displaying aggression.

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Somebody told Elgin it would take some major balls to figure out the 2006 game hint, so he's getting ready to roll!

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Elgin, doing his best Jesse James impression, tries to decide what type of monster he could build with such big balls.