CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #26
 

Alright, ladies and gents, here's yet another week of all sorts of fun and dry humor and....can you tell I'm typing this after six hours of work?

Before I begin, I have to make one rather important announcement. If you haven't heard, I'm going to Kickoff. In Manchester. Which means I'm flying out Friday morning. I have no idea whether or not I'll be able to reach a computer with internet access, so the deadline is Thursday at 8:00 PM. The next contest will still be posted on Sunday, assuming I'm not snowed into Manchester.

Anyways, here are the scores...

And the picture, designed for all of us heading to Manchester to think warm...

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p6126611.html

Have fun!

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Hold it right there, step away from the Krispy Kremes and no one gets hurt

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I'll finally participate in one of these:

Dave, using an AMETHYST-colored water gun, holds up a local pool party for his beloved Krispy Kremes. The victim (whose face is purposely hidden) would only trade for the latest game hint, which Dave made up on the spot and thus makes no sense. ;)

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*sings* Hit me with your best shot! Hit me with your best shot!!

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Dave: "What was that?"
Lady: "Your other car is in your garage!"
Dave: "That's it! Your goin' down!!!!" <squirts water gun>
Dave: "MY OTHER CAR IS ON MARS!!!!!!!!!! GET IT STRAIGHT!!!!"

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"See! NASA Engineers get to play with really big toys. Eat this, gangsta!"

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As Dave prepared to show the proper techniques for washing vinyl siding, Heidi got caught in the line of fire "accidently", as Dave put it.

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Lady: “please listen carefully…don’t make any sudden movement, he said his “laser is loaded and is not afraid to use it.”"

Man with weapon: “Mum… mum… mum.. mum…mum…”
Lady: “He said he is a Martian and he needs to get back to his home planet.”

Man with weapon: “Mum… mum… mum.. mum…mum…”
Lady “He said he wants your money or that box of donuts you are eating…. he said it’s his fuel to get home.”

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hint of a water game this year?

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Dirty Dave, delivering a painfully terrible gravelly-voiced Eastwood impersonation:

"I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six squirts, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement about hexagonal purple amethysts, 80 year-old unassisted triple plays, and the sadistic pleasure I get from watching hundreds of people make fools of themselves trying to guess the 2005 game, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Super Soaker, the most powerful squirtgun in the world, and would blow your hat clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, Punky Brewster?"

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Although paintballing is all the rage, Dave prefers to go old school.

Just don't give Dave a laser gun and mankind will live on, if you know what I mean. :D

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Dave: "Marvin the Martian gave this to me. I wonder if the cartoons are real..."

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After one-too-many crazed FIRST-ers harassed him for game hints, Dave was forced to defend himself. There were no survivors.

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Dave doing his Scarface impression.

Dave,- "Say Hello to my little friend."

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Then everyone cracked up, and Dave pulled the trigger.

Next thing anyone knew, Dave was floating in the pool, cursing that his favorite shirt ("My other car's on Mars") had gotten wet.