Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #26

Well, this'll be quick as I have to start packing for Kickoff. Yes, at 1:11 AM. Yes, with a 10:40 flight out of town.

(By the way, I'm surprised. When I first saw this picture, it looked like Heidi was striking some kung-fu pose. Look at the picture again, if you don't believe me.)

First place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay H 237

As Dave prepared to show the proper techniques for washing vinyl siding, Heidi got caught in the line of fire "accidently", as Dave put it.

Second place...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Heidi Foster Rule
Preventing anyone from entering the caption contest by means of any feat of engineering is prohibited. This rule shall not apply if both the victim and Billfred are laughing after the act has been committed.:D

West Palm Beach Police arrested Gary Dillard, 44, of Wellington on charges that he hired a hit man to take out Heidi Foster (aka MissInformation) of Herndon, VA. Sources say Dillard had moved back into second place in the well known "CD Unofficial Caption Contest" behind Foster, and he contracted with NASA engineer Dave Lavery for the hit, since Dave would have also benefited from Ms. Foster's demise. Police in Herndon released this photograph of the attempted hit, which indicates that Dillard overestimated Lavery's ability to carry out the act. Caption Contest Sponsor Billfred said "if it had been succesful Dillard would have been disqualified anyway, since this would qualify as a 'feat of engineering'. If he had hired an English major like Amanda Morrison, that would have been OK."

And honorable mentions...

Joshua May
Kyle45
Eugenia Gabrielov
Greg Needel
T. Hoffman
Meli W.
Aignam
GateRunner
dlavery
tkwetzel
DCA Fan
MissInformation
Koko Ed
Steve W

So, the scores until after kickoff...

Code:

  MissInformation        76

  Gary Dillard        68

  T. Hoffman        64

  Greencactus3        59

  Dlavery        55

  JVN        51

  Michelle 236        45

  Dorienne Plait        44

  DCA Fan        43

  Jay H 237        42

  GateRunner        40

  Greg Needel        38

  Andy Baker        37

  Elgin Clock        35

  "Big Mike"        33

  EddieMcD        33

  Amanda Morrison        31

  Eugenia Gabrielov        31

  Bcahn836        30

  Rich Wong        29

  Jeff Waegelin        27

  Tkwetzel        21

  Matt Attallah        20

  JosephM        20

  Brandon Martus        19

  Mike Ciance        18

  Shyra1353        16

  Lil' Lavery        15

  Astronouth7303        15

  VGMasterShadow        14

  Kyle45        14

  Jessica Boucher        10

  Wetzel        10

  Tom Schindler        10

  Aignam        9

  Squirrelrock        9

  Arefin Bari        8

  DanielBCR        8

  Jack Jones        7

  Vivelation        7

  Meli W.        7

  George1083        6

  RogerR        6

  ZACH P.        6

  Ken Patton        4

  Corey Balint        4

  CourtneyB        4

  Yan Wang        4

  David Kelly        3

  Andrew Rudolph        3

  Ben Lauer        3

  Barry Bonzack1604        2

  Denman        2

  DJ Fluck        2

  Ecarlson        2

  EnderofDragon        2

  Jake177        2

  Jeff_Rice        2

  Joe Ross        2

  Joshua May        2

  Karinka13        2

  Koko Ed        2

  Steve W        2

  Tom Bottiglieri        2

  Tytus Gerrish        2

  Aaron Lussier        1

  Bill Gold        1

  Coco The Monkey        1

  Collin Fultz        1

  DanielBCR        1

  ElfMaster        1

  JakeGallagher        1

  Katie Reynolds        1

  Lisa Perez        1

  MATT_kaplan108        1

  Sanddrag        1

Until Sunday (unless I'm snowed in...