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Billfred 09-01-2005 13:30

CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
Alright, now here is the first contest of the build season.

The scores thus far:

Code:

  MissInformation        76
  Gary Dillard        68
  T. Hoffman        64
  Greencactus3        59
  Dlavery        55
  JVN        51
  Michelle 236        45
  Dorienne Plait        44
  DCA Fan        43
  Jay H 237        42
  GateRunner        40
  Greg Needel        38
  Andy Baker        37
  Elgin Clock        35
  "Big Mike"        33
  EddieMcD        33
  Amanda Morrison        31
  Eugenia Gabrielov        31
  Bcahn836        30
  Rich Wong        29
  Jeff Waegelin        27
  Tkwetzel        21
  Matt Attallah        20
  JosephM        20
  Brandon Martus        19
  Mike Ciance        18
  Shyra1353        16
  Lil' Lavery        15
  Astronouth7303        15
  VGMasterShadow        14
  Kyle45        14
  Jessica Boucher        10
  Wetzel        10
  Tom Schindler        10
  Aignam        9
  Squirrelrock        9
  Arefin Bari        8
  DanielBCR        8
  Jack Jones        7
  Vivelation        7
  Meli W.        7
  George1083        6
  RogerR        6
  ZACH P.        6
  Ken Patton        4
  Corey Balint        4
  CourtneyB        4
  Yan Wang        4
  David Kelly        3
  Andrew Rudolph        3
  Ben Lauer        3
  Barry Bonzack1604        2
  Denman        2
  DJ Fluck        2
  Ecarlson        2
  EnderofDragon        2
  Jake177        2
  Jeff_Rice        2
  Joe Ross        2
  Joshua May        2
  Karinka13        2
  Koko Ed        2
  Steve W        2
  Tom Bottiglieri        2
  Tytus Gerrish        2
  Aaron Lussier        1
  Bill Gold        1
  Coco The Monkey        1
  Collin Fultz        1
  DanielBCR        1
  ElfMaster        1
  JakeGallagher        1
  Katie Reynolds        1
  Lisa Perez        1
  MATT_kaplan108        1
  Sanddrag        1

Now, here's the story. For now, I am pegging the deadline for build season at this Saturday at Midnight, with judging and the next contest coming the morning after. However, I am considering a change to the schedule to allow the deadline for this contest to become next Saturday at midnight, since I know some folks are slightly crazy this time of year. I can't remember why, though.

So here's the deal--along with your entry, post whether you want to make caption contests during build season last one week or two. I will survey the responses Friday after noon Eastern, and post the decision shortly after.

After build season, it's back to normal. Or as normal as this caption contest ever gets.

Here's the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose

Enjoy!

EddieMcD 09-01-2005 15:28

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
My opinion: you have the (mostly) solid schedule going for you the past 6 months. You may as well keep it the way it is through build season.

<entry>
"My lightbulb just clicked on! Oh sure, I had to lift it up... doesn't mean I'm slow or anything... stop looking at me like that!"
</entry>

Jay H 237 09-01-2005 16:47

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
I agree with Eddie. Most of us are used to the current schedule.

OK, now for my entry:
__________________________________________________ __

Team Update #16

In response to complaints FIRST received about not having the human players involved in the matches enough, FIRST will now require each human player to hold up a beacon with their teams color for the entire duration of the match. FIRST regrets any inconvenience this may cause any teams and/or human players.

Eugenia Gabrielov 09-01-2005 16:49

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
Opinion. Keep it to one week. That way things get moving and people remember to check.

<entry>
"Ah! Bright color! I'll work on the robot later... *goggle*"
</entry>

Steve W 09-01-2005 17:19

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
Wipe that smile off your face. The red light proves that you are lieing. Now for the last time did you eat that last Krispy Kream?

Koko Ed 09-01-2005 17:26

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
Finally! A team has figured out how to combine the robt and human player into one!

Bcahn836 09-01-2005 17:30

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
Wasn't there something in the rule book in 2003 about taking care of the dome lights?

MissInformation 10-01-2005 12:21

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
"Uh-oh... maybe if I distract them with this red light, they won't realize I just farted..."

Kyle Love 10-01-2005 18:45

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
I'm sending signals back to my home planet of Lavery where the mars rover roams around now-a-days

Travis Hoffman 10-01-2005 19:32

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! The Palantir of Isengard is MINE! Behold the almighty Eye of Sauron!!!!!!.....um....so what the heck am I supposed to do with this stupid thing now???? I know - I'll put it on our robot and bathe our opponents in his fiery red illumination! All will crumble before us under the weight of Sauron's visage!"

Later that month at the Mordor Regional, the qualifying match list is released.....

"We have to face Team F.R.O.D.O. in the first match???? Aw, crap."

IMDWalrus 10-01-2005 19:34

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
My lightsaber is broken. If I concentrate hard enough, maybe I can use the Force to fix it...

greencactus3 10-01-2005 20:14

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
weeeeell i waaaaas holding the robot up above the stage so everyone in the audience could see.....and.... well i guess i didnt have a good enough grip...but hey, the rotating light still works! :p

shyra1353 10-01-2005 20:16

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
I hate it when people dont finish their sent .. OOOHH OOOHH a bright light ...



(keep it to one week ...)

dlavery 10-01-2005 22:05

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
... and they told me that if I just rub the lamp long enough and REALLY, REALLY believe hard enough, then a genie will come out and grant me three wishes!

Waddaya mean this is the wrong lamp?!?!!

Dorienne 10-01-2005 22:16

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
Kid: Must...not..loooooooooook...Must...not..looooooooo ook!
Mr. Cokeley: Hey kid..you doing okay?
Kid: MUST...NOT..LOOK!!!!!!
Mr. Cokeley: ....Right...*glances at Bharat* Where's the nearest psycho ward?

Marc P. 11-01-2005 15:04

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
"So, if I mount this to the roof of my car, I can really pull people over??"

tkwetzel 11-01-2005 15:21

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
Wayne C.: "What? We didn't get any LED's in this years kit?"
Kid in picture: "We still have this ;)!"

tkwetzel 11-01-2005 15:23

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
Oh yeah...forgot this part: Keep it to one week if it does not impede on your schedule too much.

Gary Dillard 11-01-2005 22:10

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
I'm for the every week thing I suppose.

<rejected entry> (you guys are probably too young to get this) No, a Bud light

<actual entry>
OK, stick a team number on 4 sides of him and let's see if we can get him to pass inspection this time.

DCA Fan 12-01-2005 01:18

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
"Yess maaaasster......" *spoken Igor style*

GateRunner 12-01-2005 20:42

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
"Are you kidding?! The magic Crystal ball knows and tells all! Do you doubt me!?

Amanda Morrison 12-01-2005 20:47

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
"... So yeah, even though I got a ticket, I stole his light when he wasn't looking!"

A REAL college trophy.

Squirrelrock 12-01-2005 20:51

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
<Igor lisp>
I wonderth if I couldth manage to geth oneth of thethse in here?
*looks in kid's head*
No problemths, master
</lisp>
<irate master voice>
For the last time, I told you to STOP LISPING!
</voice>
<Igor lisp>
But ith tradithional, masssther *emphasis on lisp*
</Igor lisp>
<irate master voice>
</voice>
<enraged master voice>
GAAAAHHH!
</voice>
*pop*
<Igor lisp>
Here, leth me sew your head back in plathce, master.
</lisp>

------------------
Go read Terry Prachet novels to get the full meaning of the joke. specifically, the one with the non-lisping Igor. :D

Kyle Love 12-01-2005 21:18

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
"yeah, this is Hammonds light from 02...IT's GOIN' ON EBAY!!!!" :p

Rich Wong 13-01-2005 22:49

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
*Bill, I vote for a caption contest every week if it is not to much trouble; waiting two weeks is too long (I'll go crazy)*

<Entry>
"LOOK in to the light Mr. C….

LOOK in to the light….

You will DO as I ask…

You WILL allow meeeeee to join Team 25…

You will NOT make me go for pizza and soda…

You WILL allow me to drive the BOT…

You will keep Big Mike from AWAY from me…

You will obey me ... YOU will obey....."

VGMasterShadow 14-01-2005 08:47

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
Kid; Just because something is shiny and glows a lot doesn't mean it's edible. Now if you excuse me, I'm off on my lunch break. *chews on red light siren* What are you looking at? It's high in fiber.

Squirrelrock 14-01-2005 10:04

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
oh yeah, once a week is better than once every other week if you can pull it off.

Denman 14-01-2005 11:14

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
"am i as red as the light yet?!"

Billfred 16-01-2005 17:15

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27
 
Alright, alright, I'm judging it already. (And to whoever sent the brownies--I'm not touching them.)

By the way, congratulations to Dave Lavery for being the recipient of the...

I AM (slightly funnier than) JOHN V-NEUN AWARD

at the 2005 Kickoff. (I guess I should pat myself on the back for being able to haul a frame with glass in it from Columbia to Manchester without breaking it--and this is including using Independence Air's check-your-bag-ten-feet-from-the-plane-and-pick-it-up-there-when-you-land thing, since my bag apparently doesn't fit under their seats.)

But enough blabbering. First place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery
... and they told me that if I just rub the lamp long enough and REALLY, REALLY believe hard enough, then a genie will come out and grant me three wishes!

Waddaya mean this is the wrong lamp?!?!!

And second place...

Quote:

Originally Posted by greencactus3
weeeeell i waaaaas holding the robot up above the stage so everyone in the audience could see.....and.... well i guess i didnt have a good enough grip...but hey, the rotating light still works!

And a few honorable mentions...

Jay H 237
Eugenia Gabrielov
Steve W
Koko Ed
Kyle45
T. Hoffman
shyra1353
tkwetzel
Gary Dillard (and the rejected entry was better, Gary...you forget, the judge is in college! I don't drink, but I hear enough about it.)
Marc P.
GateRunner
Amanda Morrison
Rich Wong
VGMasterShadow

And since certain people noted that I didn't do a burn award last week (cough)dez(cough), this week I'm doing two!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissInformation
"Uh-oh... maybe if I distract them with this red light, they won't realize I just farted..."

and...

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddieMcD
"My lightbulb just clicked on! Oh sure, I had to lift it up... doesn't mean I'm slow or anything... stop looking at me like that!"

Which means the scores are...

Code:

  MissInformation        79
  Gary Dillard        68
  T. Hoffman        66
  Dlavery        65
  Greencactus3        64
  JVN        51
  Michelle 236        45
  Dorienne Plait        45
  Jay H 237        44
  DCA Fan        44
  GateRunner        40
  Greg Needel        38
  Andy Baker        37
  EddieMcD        36
  Elgin Clock        35
  Amanda Morrison        33
  "Big Mike"        33
  Eugenia Gabrielov        33
  Rich Wong        31
  Bcahn836        31
  Jeff Waegelin        27
  Tkwetzel        23
  Matt Attallah        20
  JosephM        20
  Brandon Martus        19
  Mike Ciance        18
  Shyra1353        18
  VGMasterShadow        16
  Kyle45        16
  Lil' Lavery        15
  Astronouth7303        15
  Jessica Boucher        10
  Wetzel        10
  Squirrelrock        10
  Tom Schindler        10
  Aignam        9
  Arefin Bari        8
  DanielBCR        8
  Jack Jones        7
  Vivelation        7
  Meli W.        7
  George1083        6
  RogerR        6
  ZACH P.        6
  Ken Patton        4
  Koko Ed        4
  Steve W        4
  Corey Balint        4
  CourtneyB        4
  Yan Wang        4
  David Kelly        3
  Andrew Rudolph        3
  Ben Lauer        3
  Denman        3
  Barry Bonzack1604        2
  DJ Fluck        2
  Ecarlson        2
  EnderofDragon        2
  Jake177        2
  Jeff_Rice        2
  Joe Ross        2
  Joshua May        2
  Karinka13        2
  Marc P.        2
  Tom Bottiglieri        2
  Tytus Gerrish        2
  Aaron Lussier        1
  Bill Gold        1
  Coco The Monkey        1
  Collin Fultz        1
  DanielBCR        1
  ElfMaster        1
  IMDWalrus        1
  JakeGallagher        1
  Katie Reynolds        1
  Lisa Perez        1
  MATT_kaplan108        1
  Sanddrag        1

Until...uhh....ten minutes from now....


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