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When questioned by reporters, S.P.A.M. team members disclosed Gary's last words: "Ooooh... I wonder what this button does!"

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<makes note to take more pictures of Billfred in compromising situations> OK everyone, be kind. Have I ever poked fun at you? OK, maybe Heidi. and JVN. And Dave Lavery. and Andy Baker. and .... all right, I guess I deserve it.

[entry]
Gary: "What's this on the floor? 'Team 71 2005 strategy and design notebook'?"
Tiffany, Dan, Matt, April: "MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE....."
Gary: <Remembers Gracious Professionalism> DRAT! I better call Bill and get this in the mail.
[/entry]

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In the year 2005 AD.
The preparations for the regionals were beginning.

Kid 1; What happen?
Kid 2; Someone set up us the bot.
Kid 3; We get signal.
Kid 1; What?
Kid 3; Main screen turn on.
Kid 1; It's you.
Gary; HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMAN?
Gary; ALL YOUR BOTS ARE BELONG TO US.
Gary; YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO DELETION.
Kid 1; What you say?
Gary; YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
Gary; HAHAHA
Kid 1; Take off every bot.
Kid 1; For great tetras.
Kid 1; I know what I'm doing.

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Guinness World Records, here we come!

We're trying to get the record for the most apples bobbed for in one minute. Here goes nothing!

Splash :splutter: cough repeat :D

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"Oh so thats where she put it!"

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Gary Dillard, creator and owner of SPAM has begun a cult following among high school students, whom he has wear black shirts that say SPAM in big letters. He also leads them in chants in crowded areas to promote his failing product. Here he is seen recruiting a new member; who can turn away from a glare so blinding?

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"See kids this is how that new gum-flabbed camera thing-a-ma-jigger works!"

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Matt: umm what is it?
April: it looks like a year book of some kind
Dan : omg, is that what i think it is?
Tiff. wow it is it is!
Gary, yes children, it's me, with hair!





:hides:

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Gary: [in a Nightmare Before Christmas-esque tone] What... is... this?!

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Picture Taker: "I hope nobody has a runny nose. I don't want anything on my camera lens. Darn gravity." :ahh:

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Person 1: come on Gary push it
Person 2: yea push it
Gary: No we were told not to push the big red button but maybe we can stare at it for a while

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uhhh wwwwhaaa wwwwaiiit.... who am i ? what am i doing here? uhhh yea. ur gary. annnnnd why are you guys staring at me? do i have sumthing on my face? WAIT! i swear i had that sharpie marker safely in my pocket a moment ago... ......oooooohhhh nooo. :ahh:

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Top Ten things that you NEVER, NEVER, EVER want to see when you wake up in the morning

# 10: Anyone wearing a badge
# 9: An empty gerbil cage, and a very satisfied-looking cat
# 8: Your girlfriend's father standing there saying "son, it is time I brought you over to see my gun collection"
# 7: A brilliant blue sky above you, a bright red clay tennis court underneath you, a vibrant yellow t-shirt on your torso that you are not really sure is yours, and the last thing you remember was going with your friends to what they said would be a very "interesting" party
# 6: The door to the kitchen refrigerator sitting open, and you realize that you must not have closed it last night when you put away the fish pizza, cottage cheese and uncooked hamburger, all of which have now thawed, run together, and are slowly rotting on the bottom of the 'fridge.
# 5: The alarm clock showing that it is 8:37am - when your Advanced Numerical Methods final exam started at 8:00am
# 4: Just about ANYTHING on the Bravo Channel
# 3: A bucket sitting beside the bed with a toilet plunger in it, and a note on top from your spouse that says "it's your turn to fix it!"
# 2: The last empty box of Krispy Kreme donuts ('cause that means that there aren't any left for breakfast)

and # 1: Anything even remotely resembling this image.


-dave

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Just in case you've never actually hit one yourself, this is what a deer in your headlights really looks like.

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