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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29

Gary: "I see the light!!!!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29

Hmmm.... 5:00 Sunday and Billfred hasn't released the results of the judging for last week's contest yet. Could it be because (pick one):

1) The subject of the contest last week is such a humble, sincere individual that Billfred did not want to hurt his feelings by picking a winning entry that was too close to the truth.

2) The subject of the contest last week is such an obnoxious annoyance that Billfred is having a difficult time choosing, since all the entries are so close to the truth.

3) Heidi discovered that she was about to lose her lead in the contest and she has kidnapped Billfred in order to brainwash him into picking her feeble attempt at humor as the winner. <Actually I thought your's was pretty good MissI>

4) Billfred's team didn't agree that judging the contest was more important than getting their robot up and running, so they have placed him under house arrest until the autonomous code is finished.

5) Lack of sleep has finally caught up with him and he has passed out, but no-one can tell because he's normally only semi-conscious.

We shall see...........

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29

I want the record to reflect that this has been the toughest contest to date. Mainly because it seems that everyone here can get a good shot in on Gary. (I kid, I kid...)

Either way, here's the results. First place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by richardp

Quote:

Heidi: "That's nothing; you should see where I have 'I ♥ Dave Lavery' tattooed - I'd post a picture but I'm afraid it violates the forum rules"

"Oh so thats where she put it!"

(On a side note, here's some trivia: The first time Gary entered a contest, he won. The first time a picture of him is used in a contest, a first-timer won. I can't make this stuff up.)

And second place...

Quote:

Originally Posted by VGMasterShadow

In the year 2005 AD.
The preparations for the regionals were beginning.

Kid 1; What happen?
Kid 2; Someone set up us the bot.
Kid 3; We get signal.
Kid 1; What?
Kid 3; Main screen turn on.
Kid 1; It's you.
Gary; HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMAN?
Gary; ALL YOUR BOTS ARE BELONG TO US.
Gary; YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO DELETION.
Kid 1; What you say?
Gary; YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
Gary; HAHAHA
Kid 1; Take off every bot.
Kid 1; For great tetras.
Kid 1; I know what I'm doing.

And the honorable mentions...
T. Hoffman
nehalita
Amanda Morrison
GateRunner
Rich Wong
Koko Ed
Dorienne Plait
MissInformation
Gary Dillard
killerofkiller
greencactus3

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery

Top Ten things that you NEVER, NEVER, EVER want to see when you wake up in the morning

# 10: Anyone wearing a badge
# 9: An empty gerbil cage, and a very satisfied-looking cat
# 8: Your girlfriend's father standing there saying "son, it is time I brought you over to see my gun collection"
# 7: A brilliant blue sky above you, a bright red clay tennis court underneath you, a vibrant yellow t-shirt on your torso that you are not really sure is yours, and the last thing you remember was going with your friends to what they said would be a very "interesting" party
# 6: The door to the kitchen refrigerator sitting open, and you realize that you must not have closed it last night when you put away the fish pizza, cottage cheese and uncooked hamburger, all of which have now thawed, run together, and are slowly rotting on the bottom of the 'fridge.
# 5: The alarm clock showing that it is 8:37am - when your Advanced Numerical Methods final exam started at 8:00am
# 4: Just about ANYTHING on the Bravo Channel
# 3: A bucket sitting beside the bed with a toilet plunger in it, and a note on top from your spouse that says "it's your turn to fix it!"
# 2: The last empty box of Krispy Kreme donuts ('cause that means that there aren't any left for breakfast)

and # 1: Anything even remotely resembling this image.

(On a side note, Dave now has won four burn awards, more than any other person. Heidi, if this isn't fuel for 'ya, I don't know what is. :))

So here are the new scores...

Code:

  MissInformation        83

  Gary Dillard        80

  Dlavery        71

  T. Hoffman        70

  Greencactus3        66

  JVN        53

  Dorienne Plait        48

  Jay H 237        47

  Michelle 236        45

  DCA Fan        45

  GateRunner        43

  Elgin Clock        41

  Andy Baker        39

  Greg Needel        38

  Amanda Morrison        37

  EddieMcD        36

  Eugenia Gabrielov        35

  Rich Wong        34

  "Big Mike"        34

  Bcahn836        33

  Jeff Waegelin        27

  Tkwetzel        26

  VGMasterShadow        23

  Matt Attallah        20

  JosephM        20

  Brandon Martus        19

  Shyra1353        19

  Mike Ciance        18

  Kyle45        18

  Lil' Lavery        15

  Astronouth7303        15

  Tom Schindler        12

  Squirrelrock        12

  Richardp        10

  Jessica Boucher        10

  Wetzel        10

  Arefin Bari        9

  Aignam        9

  Koko Ed        8

  DanielBCR        8

  Steve W        7

  Jack Jones        7

  Vivelation        7

  Meli W.        7

  George1083        6

  RogerR        6

  ZACH P.        6

  Ken Patton        4

  Nehalita        4

  Corey Balint        4

  CourtneyB        4

  Denman        4

  Yan Wang        4

  David Kelly        3

  Andrew Rudolph        3

  Ben Lauer        3

  Marc P.        3

  Barry Bonzack1604        2

  DJ Fluck        2

  Ecarlson        2

  EnderofDragon        2

  Jake177        2

  Jeff_Rice        2

  Joe Ross        2

  Joshua May        2

  Karinka13        2

  Killerofkiller        2

  Tom Bottiglieri        2

  Tytus Gerrish        2

  Aaron Lussier        1

  Bill Gold        1

  Coco The Monkey        1

  Collin Fultz        1

  Cyberguy34000        1

  DanielBCR        1

  ElfMaster        1

  IMDWalrus        1

  JakeGallagher        1

  JamizzleHavok13        1

  Katie Reynolds        1

  Lisa Perez        1

  MATT_kaplan108        1

  Pit Bull 1126        1

  Sanddrag        1

Until...uhh...a few minutes when I post the next one!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

1) Maybe its that he's in panic mode because he noticed that there was another team 116 member entering.
2) He hasnt stopped laughing long enough to pick one
3) Is worried that finding a picture to top the caption for this one will be difficult and is searching for a good one before ending this weeks caption contest

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

Actually, 1293 doesn't meet on Sundays, unless the world is ending or something. And while sometimes I am only semi-conscious, you do raise a good point, Gary. So, with that....

Quote:

Originally Posted by The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule

No person may kidnap, threaten, or otherwise cause harm or mental distress to Billfred in order to influence the outcome of a caption contest.

(And by the way, I couldn't program a robot to save my life. Well, maybe for that.)