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Billfred 23-01-2005 14:27
CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Yep, that time again.

Here's the scores:

Code:
  MissInformation        81
  Gary Dillard        78
  T. Hoffman        68
  Dlavery        68
  Greencactus3        66
  JVN        53
  Dorienne Plait        46
  Jay H 237        46
  Michelle 236        45
  DCA Fan        45
  GateRunner        41
  Elgin Clock        40
  Andy Baker        39
  Greg Needel        38
  EddieMcD        36
  Amanda Morrison        35
  Eugenia Gabrielov        34
  "Big Mike"        33
  Rich Wong        32
  Bcahn836        32
  Jeff Waegelin        27
  Tkwetzel        25
  Matt Attallah        20
  JosephM        20
  Brandon Martus        19
  Shyra1353        19
  Mike Ciance        18
  VGMasterShadow        18
  Kyle45        17
  Lil' Lavery        15
  Astronouth7303        15
  Tom Schindler        12
  Squirrelrock        11
  Jessica Boucher        10
  Wetzel        10
  Aignam        9
  Arefin Bari        8
  DanielBCR        8
  Jack Jones        7
  Vivelation        7
  Meli W.        7
  George1083        6
  Koko Ed        6
  Steve W        6
  RogerR        6
  ZACH P.        6
  Ken Patton        4
  Corey Balint        4
  CourtneyB        4
  Denman        4
  Yan Wang        4
  David Kelly        3
  Andrew Rudolph        3
  Ben Lauer        3
  Marc P.        3
  Barry Bonzack1604        2
  DJ Fluck        2
  Ecarlson        2
  EnderofDragon        2
  Jake177        2
  Jeff_Rice        2
  Joe Ross        2
  Joshua May        2
  Karinka13        2
  Nehalita        2
  Tom Bottiglieri        2
  Tytus Gerrish        2
  Aaron Lussier        1
  Bill Gold        1
  Coco The Monkey        1
  Collin Fultz        1
  Cyberguy34000        1
  DanielBCR        1
  ElfMaster        1
  IMDWalrus        1
  JakeGallagher        1
  Katie Reynolds        1
  Lisa Perez        1
  MATT_kaplan108        1
  Sanddrag        1
And the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...gle&picid=6924

Remember, the deadline is midnight Saturday.

Now for the question--will Gary Dillard's home-picture advantage be enough to overtake Heidi for first place?

(and Gary, for my sake...please, don't nearly kill anyone this week. And Heidi, I'd advise you to hold off the peppermints this week when reading this thread. :rolleyes:)

Go!

Travis Hoffman 23-01-2005 14:32
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Since when did "S.P.A.M." stand for "Spooky People Above Me"? Get the heck away from me, you freaks!

Bcahn836 23-01-2005 15:29
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Introducing the new 6 star spam blocker, just simply hang this picture on your home mail box and scare that evil spam away. The New SPaminator.

Arefin Bari 23-01-2005 15:33
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Gary Dillard has not only smacked Billfred upside the head, Also going to hang him upside down this time and tickle him with a feather. :)

Dorienne 23-01-2005 15:43
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Announcer: After a painful blow to the head by Gary Dillard, Billfred falls to the floor. It is rumored that the slap was so powerful it knocked the poor fellow out cold! Gary and spectators stand above Billfred, waiting for him to come back to consciousne---Oh wait! He seems to have woken up, and...oh you will not believe this folks, but he has just left the building! Billfred seemed to have been so scared of the look on Gary Dillard and the spectators' faces that he fled the scene! Let's replay that...yep you can see the deathly pale face, and his horrified expression, oh my! Goodness, this was one interesting round of Smack the Billyfred. Wow. I haven't seen anything like this...

nehalita 23-01-2005 15:49
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
*girl on right* "that's funny, i thought i left the robot right here....
*man in front* maybe if i stare at this spot long enough it'll reappear...maybe....please?...awww miannnnn :(
(things do sprout legs and walk away after all...)

Kyle Love 23-01-2005 17:19
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
"Will the real Gary Dillard please stand up...please stand up...please stand up"

Rich Wong 23-01-2005 17:53
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Gary: “For the last time… Listen and listen good, you go back and tell “Miss Information” , I meant Heidi, that I am going to take the number one spot away from her…..
I’m going to knock her off the top spot… because we are…”

SPAM Chorus: “SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. S –P-A-M. Goooooooooooo SPAM!”

Gary: “I am unstoppable because I am…”

Chorus: “SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. S –P-A-M. Goooooo SPAM!”

Gary:” *pause* ah no… it is because I am funnier than Heidi and I AM… ”

SPAM Chorus: “SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. S –P-A-M. Goooooooooooo SPAM!”

116 team member on the floor, “OK, OK, any thing you say….PLEASE!!! just make them stop with the chanting the SPAM….”

SPAM Chorus: “SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. S –P-A-M. Goooooooooooo SPAM!”

GateRunner 23-01-2005 18:01
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Matt Downs: "Gary, he only got knocked out with a tetra, you didn't need to give him mouth to mouth..."

Gary: "Oh...."

Me, on the floor: "....."


(Don't hurt me, gary :o )

Eugenia Gabrielov 23-01-2005 18:09
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Things start to get hazey towards the end of build season...

Matt & Company: OMG IT'S MOVING! By itself!

Gary: Robot? ROBOT! My prrrrrrrrrrrrrrecious.

Bcahn836 23-01-2005 18:09
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Girl on the right, "What is it?"
Guy on the left, " I dunno"
Guy in the back, " Looks familiar"
Guy in center, " Its a freshmen a newbie"
All, " oooooo ahhhhhh"

Koko Ed 23-01-2005 18:22
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 

mine.

Alex Cormier 23-01-2005 19:05
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
wow... so that's the white stuff called "snow".

Jay H 237 23-01-2005 19:57
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
<Gary>

"Hey, I'll leave the lid up and you keep hitting the copy button, then we'll see who can stare at the light in the photo copier the longest! Remember, if you blink, you're out.
Oh yeah, one last thing. When we're done I want one of the copies for my Who Am I pic on Chief Delphi. I know it's bound to scare the heck out of everyone who looks at it!"

Steve W 23-01-2005 20:32
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Gary opens the box of Krispy Kreams and finally sees the light.

MissInformation 23-01-2005 22:48
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
When questioned by reporters, S.P.A.M. team members disclosed Gary's last words: "Ooooh... I wonder what this button does!"

Gary Dillard 24-01-2005 09:12
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
<makes note to take more pictures of Billfred in compromising situations> OK everyone, be kind. Have I ever poked fun at you? OK, maybe Heidi. and JVN. And Dave Lavery. and Andy Baker. and .... all right, I guess I deserve it.

[entry]
Gary: "What's this on the floor? 'Team 71 2005 strategy and design notebook'?"
Tiffany, Dan, Matt, April: "MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE....."
Gary: <Remembers Gracious Professionalism> DRAT! I better call Bill and get this in the mail.
[/entry]

VGMasterShadow 24-01-2005 09:22
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
In the year 2005 AD.
The preparations for the regionals were beginning.

Kid 1; What happen?
Kid 2; Someone set up us the bot.
Kid 3; We get signal.
Kid 1; What?
Kid 3; Main screen turn on.
Kid 1; It's you.
Gary; HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMAN?
Gary; ALL YOUR BOTS ARE BELONG TO US.
Gary; YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO DELETION.
Kid 1; What you say?
Gary; YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
Gary; HAHAHA
Kid 1; Take off every bot.
Kid 1; For great tetras.
Kid 1; I know what I'm doing.

Squirrelrock 24-01-2005 12:53
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Guinness World Records, here we come!

We're trying to get the record for the most apples bobbed for in one minute. Here goes nothing!

Splash :splutter: cough repeat :D

richardp 27-01-2005 17:47
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Quote:
Heidi: "That's nothing; you should see where I have 'I ♥ Dave Lavery' tattooed - I'd post a picture but I'm afraid it violates the forum rules"
"Oh so thats where she put it!"

tkwetzel 27-01-2005 20:08
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Gary Dillard, creator and owner of SPAM has begun a cult following among high school students, whom he has wear black shirts that say SPAM in big letters. He also leads them in chants in crowded areas to promote his failing product. Here he is seen recruiting a new member; who can turn away from a glare so blinding?

Kyle Love 27-01-2005 20:19
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
"See kids this is how that new gum-flabbed camera thing-a-ma-jigger works!"

killerofkiller 27-01-2005 22:14
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Matt: umm what is it?
April: it looks like a year book of some kind
Dan : omg, is that what i think it is?
Tiff. wow it is it is!
Gary, yes children, it's me, with hair!





:hides:

JamizzleHavok13 27-01-2005 23:47
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Gary: [in a Nightmare Before Christmas-esque tone] What... is... this?!

Elgin Clock 28-01-2005 00:33
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Picture Taker: "I hope nobody has a runny nose. I don't want anything on my camera lens. Darn gravity." :ahh:

Mike Schroeder 28-01-2005 00:44
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Person 1: come on Gary push it
Person 2: yea push it
Gary: No we were told not to push the big red button but maybe we can stare at it for a while

greencactus3 28-01-2005 21:51
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
uhhh wwwwhaaa wwwwaiiit.... who am i ? what am i doing here? uhhh yea. ur gary. annnnnd why are you guys staring at me? do i have sumthing on my face? WAIT! i swear i had that sharpie marker safely in my pocket a moment ago... ......oooooohhhh nooo. :ahh:

dlavery 28-01-2005 23:53
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Top Ten things that you NEVER, NEVER, EVER want to see when you wake up in the morning

# 10: Anyone wearing a badge
# 9: An empty gerbil cage, and a very satisfied-looking cat
# 8: Your girlfriend's father standing there saying "son, it is time I brought you over to see my gun collection"
# 7: A brilliant blue sky above you, a bright red clay tennis court underneath you, a vibrant yellow t-shirt on your torso that you are not really sure is yours, and the last thing you remember was going with your friends to what they said would be a very "interesting" party
# 6: The door to the kitchen refrigerator sitting open, and you realize that you must not have closed it last night when you put away the fish pizza, cottage cheese and uncooked hamburger, all of which have now thawed, run together, and are slowly rotting on the bottom of the 'fridge.
# 5: The alarm clock showing that it is 8:37am - when your Advanced Numerical Methods final exam started at 8:00am
# 4: Just about ANYTHING on the Bravo Channel
# 3: A bucket sitting beside the bed with a toilet plunger in it, and a note on top from your spouse that says "it's your turn to fix it!"
# 2: The last empty box of Krispy Kreme donuts ('cause that means that there aren't any left for breakfast)

and # 1: Anything even remotely resembling this image.


-dave

Amanda Morrison 29-01-2005 00:31
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Just in case you've never actually hit one yourself, this is what a deer in your headlights really looks like.

nehalita 29-01-2005 15:49
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
"Are you my mother?"

Kyle Love 29-01-2005 18:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Gary: "I see the light!!!!"

Gary Dillard 30-01-2005 17:16
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Hmmm.... 5:00 Sunday and Billfred hasn't released the results of the judging for last week's contest yet. Could it be because (pick one):

1) The subject of the contest last week is such a humble, sincere individual that Billfred did not want to hurt his feelings by picking a winning entry that was too close to the truth.

2) The subject of the contest last week is such an obnoxious annoyance that Billfred is having a difficult time choosing, since all the entries are so close to the truth.

3) Heidi discovered that she was about to lose her lead in the contest and she has kidnapped Billfred in order to brainwash him into picking her feeble attempt at humor as the winner. <Actually I thought your's was pretty good MissI>

4) Billfred's team didn't agree that judging the contest was more important than getting their robot up and running, so they have placed him under house arrest until the autonomous code is finished.

5) Lack of sleep has finally caught up with him and he has passed out, but no-one can tell because he's normally only semi-conscious.

We shall see...........

Billfred 30-01-2005 17:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
I want the record to reflect that this has been the toughest contest to date. Mainly because it seems that everyone here can get a good shot in on Gary. (I kid, I kid...)

Either way, here's the results. First place goes to...

Quote:
Originally Posted by richardp
Quote:
Heidi: "That's nothing; you should see where I have 'I ♥ Dave Lavery' tattooed - I'd post a picture but I'm afraid it violates the forum rules"
"Oh so thats where she put it!"
(On a side note, here's some trivia: The first time Gary entered a contest, he won. The first time a picture of him is used in a contest, a first-timer won. I can't make this stuff up.)

And second place...

Quote:
Originally Posted by VGMasterShadow
In the year 2005 AD.
The preparations for the regionals were beginning.

Kid 1; What happen?
Kid 2; Someone set up us the bot.
Kid 3; We get signal.
Kid 1; What?
Kid 3; Main screen turn on.
Kid 1; It's you.
Gary; HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMAN?
Gary; ALL YOUR BOTS ARE BELONG TO US.
Gary; YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO DELETION.
Kid 1; What you say?
Gary; YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
Gary; HAHAHA
Kid 1; Take off every bot.
Kid 1; For great tetras.
Kid 1; I know what I'm doing.
And the honorable mentions...
T. Hoffman
nehalita
Amanda Morrison
GateRunner
Rich Wong
Koko Ed
Dorienne Plait
MissInformation
Gary Dillard
killerofkiller
greencactus3

And the burn award...

Quote:
Originally Posted by dlavery
Top Ten things that you NEVER, NEVER, EVER want to see when you wake up in the morning

# 10: Anyone wearing a badge
# 9: An empty gerbil cage, and a very satisfied-looking cat
# 8: Your girlfriend's father standing there saying "son, it is time I brought you over to see my gun collection"
# 7: A brilliant blue sky above you, a bright red clay tennis court underneath you, a vibrant yellow t-shirt on your torso that you are not really sure is yours, and the last thing you remember was going with your friends to what they said would be a very "interesting" party
# 6: The door to the kitchen refrigerator sitting open, and you realize that you must not have closed it last night when you put away the fish pizza, cottage cheese and uncooked hamburger, all of which have now thawed, run together, and are slowly rotting on the bottom of the 'fridge.
# 5: The alarm clock showing that it is 8:37am - when your Advanced Numerical Methods final exam started at 8:00am
# 4: Just about ANYTHING on the Bravo Channel
# 3: A bucket sitting beside the bed with a toilet plunger in it, and a note on top from your spouse that says "it's your turn to fix it!"
# 2: The last empty box of Krispy Kreme donuts ('cause that means that there aren't any left for breakfast)

and # 1: Anything even remotely resembling this image.
(On a side note, Dave now has won four burn awards, more than any other person. Heidi, if this isn't fuel for 'ya, I don't know what is. :))

So here are the new scores...

Code:
  MissInformation        83
  Gary Dillard        80
  Dlavery        71
  T. Hoffman        70
  Greencactus3        66
  JVN        53
  Dorienne Plait        48
  Jay H 237        47
  Michelle 236        45
  DCA Fan        45
  GateRunner        43
  Elgin Clock        41
  Andy Baker        39
  Greg Needel        38
  Amanda Morrison        37
  EddieMcD        36
  Eugenia Gabrielov        35
  Rich Wong        34
  "Big Mike"        34
  Bcahn836        33
  Jeff Waegelin        27
  Tkwetzel        26
  VGMasterShadow        23
  Matt Attallah        20
  JosephM        20
  Brandon Martus        19
  Shyra1353        19
  Mike Ciance        18
  Kyle45        18
  Lil' Lavery        15
  Astronouth7303        15
  Tom Schindler        12
  Squirrelrock        12
  Richardp        10
  Jessica Boucher        10
  Wetzel        10
  Arefin Bari        9
  Aignam        9
  Koko Ed        8
  DanielBCR        8
  Steve W        7
  Jack Jones        7
  Vivelation        7
  Meli W.        7
  George1083        6
  RogerR        6
  ZACH P.        6
  Ken Patton        4
  Nehalita        4
  Corey Balint        4
  CourtneyB        4
  Denman        4
  Yan Wang        4
  David Kelly        3
  Andrew Rudolph        3
  Ben Lauer        3
  Marc P.        3
  Barry Bonzack1604        2
  DJ Fluck        2
  Ecarlson        2
  EnderofDragon        2
  Jake177        2
  Jeff_Rice        2
  Joe Ross        2
  Joshua May        2
  Karinka13        2
  Killerofkiller        2
  Tom Bottiglieri        2
  Tytus Gerrish        2
  Aaron Lussier        1
  Bill Gold        1
  Coco The Monkey        1
  Collin Fultz        1
  Cyberguy34000        1
  DanielBCR        1
  ElfMaster        1
  IMDWalrus        1
  JakeGallagher        1
  JamizzleHavok13        1
  Katie Reynolds        1
  Lisa Perez        1
  MATT_kaplan108        1
  Pit Bull 1126        1
  Sanddrag        1
Until...uhh...a few minutes when I post the next one!

richardp 30-01-2005 17:29
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gary Dillard
Hmmm.... 5:00 Sunday and Billfred hasn't released the results of the judging for last week's contest yet. Could it be because (pick one):

1) The subject of the contest last week is such a humble, sincere individual that Billfred did not want to hurt his feelings by picking a winning entry that was too close to the truth.

2) The subject of the contest last week is such an obnoxious annoyance that Billfred is having a difficult time choosing, since all the entries are so close to the truth.

3) Heidi discovered that she was about to lose her lead in the contest and she has kidnapped Billfred in order to brainwash him into picking her feeble attempt at humor as the winner. <Actually I thought your's was pretty good MissI>

4) Billfred's team didn't agree that judging the contest was more important than getting their robot up and running, so they have placed him under house arrest until the autonomous code is finished.

5) Lack of sleep has finally caught up with him and he has passed out, but no-one can tell because he's normally only semi-conscious.

We shall see...........
1) Maybe its that he's in panic mode because he noticed that there was another team 116 member entering.
2) He hasnt stopped laughing long enough to pick one
3) Is worried that finding a picture to top the caption for this one will be difficult and is searching for a good one before ending this weeks caption contest

Billfred 30-01-2005 17:32
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gary Dillard
Hmmm.... 5:00 Sunday and Billfred hasn't released the results of the judging for last week's contest yet. Could it be because (pick one):

1) The subject of the contest last week is such a humble, sincere individual that Billfred did not want to hurt his feelings by picking a winning entry that was too close to the truth.

2) The subject of the contest last week is such an obnoxious annoyance that Billfred is having a difficult time choosing, since all the entries are so close to the truth.

3) Heidi discovered that she was about to lose her lead in the contest and she has kidnapped Billfred in order to brainwash him into picking her feeble attempt at humor as the winner. <Actually I thought your's was pretty good MissI>

4) Billfred's team didn't agree that judging the contest was more important than getting their robot up and running, so they have placed him under house arrest until the autonomous code is finished.

5) Lack of sleep has finally caught up with him and he has passed out, but no-one can tell because he's normally only semi-conscious.

We shall see...........
Actually, 1293 doesn't meet on Sundays, unless the world is ending or something. And while sometimes I am only semi-conscious, you do raise a good point, Gary. So, with that....

Quote:
Originally Posted by The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule
No person may kidnap, threaten, or otherwise cause harm or mental distress to Billfred in order to influence the outcome of a caption contest.
(And by the way, I couldn't program a robot to save my life. Well, maybe for that.)


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