CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 

Yep, that time again.

Here's the scores:

And the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...gle&picid=6924

Remember, the deadline is midnight Saturday.

Now for the question--will Gary Dillard's home-picture advantage be enough to overtake Heidi for first place?

(and Gary, for my sake...please, don't nearly kill anyone this week. And Heidi, I'd advise you to hold off the peppermints this week when reading this thread. :rolleyes:)

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 

Since when did "S.P.A.M." stand for "Spooky People Above Me"? Get the heck away from me, you freaks!

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Introducing the new 6 star spam blocker, just simply hang this picture on your home mail box and scare that evil spam away. The New SPaminator.

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Gary Dillard has not only smacked Billfred upside the head, Also going to hang him upside down this time and tickle him with a feather. :)

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Announcer: After a painful blow to the head by Gary Dillard, Billfred falls to the floor. It is rumored that the slap was so powerful it knocked the poor fellow out cold! Gary and spectators stand above Billfred, waiting for him to come back to consciousne---Oh wait! He seems to have woken up, and...oh you will not believe this folks, but he has just left the building! Billfred seemed to have been so scared of the look on Gary Dillard and the spectators' faces that he fled the scene! Let's replay that...yep you can see the deathly pale face, and his horrified expression, oh my! Goodness, this was one interesting round of Smack the Billyfred. Wow. I haven't seen anything like this...

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*girl on right* "that's funny, i thought i left the robot right here....
*man in front* maybe if i stare at this spot long enough it'll reappear...maybe....please?...awww miannnnn :(
(things do sprout legs and walk away after all...)

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"Will the real Gary Dillard please stand up...please stand up...please stand up"

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Gary: “For the last time… Listen and listen good, you go back and tell “Miss Information” , I meant Heidi, that I am going to take the number one spot away from her…..
I’m going to knock her off the top spot… because we are…”

SPAM Chorus: “SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. S –P-A-M. Goooooooooooo SPAM!”

Gary: “I am unstoppable because I am…”

Chorus: “SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. S –P-A-M. Goooooo SPAM!”

Gary:” *pause* ah no… it is because I am funnier than Heidi and I AM… ”

SPAM Chorus: “SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. S –P-A-M. Goooooooooooo SPAM!”

116 team member on the floor, “OK, OK, any thing you say….PLEASE!!! just make them stop with the chanting the SPAM….”

SPAM Chorus: “SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. S –P-A-M. Goooooooooooo SPAM!”

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Matt Downs: "Gary, he only got knocked out with a tetra, you didn't need to give him mouth to mouth..."

Gary: "Oh...."

Me, on the floor: "....."


(Don't hurt me, gary :o )

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 

Things start to get hazey towards the end of build season...

Matt & Company: OMG IT'S MOVING! By itself!

Gary: Robot? ROBOT! My prrrrrrrrrrrrrrecious.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 

Girl on the right, "What is it?"
Guy on the left, " I dunno"
Guy in the back, " Looks familiar"
Guy in center, " Its a freshmen a newbie"
All, " oooooo ahhhhhh"

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mine.

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wow... so that's the white stuff called "snow".

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<Gary>

"Hey, I'll leave the lid up and you keep hitting the copy button, then we'll see who can stare at the light in the photo copier the longest! Remember, if you blink, you're out.
Oh yeah, one last thing. When we're done I want one of the copies for my Who Am I pic on Chief Delphi. I know it's bound to scare the heck out of everyone who looks at it!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
 

Gary opens the box of Krispy Kreams and finally sees the light.