Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30

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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30

Dave: Get your own rover to get you a Diet Coke.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30

OOOH AHH!!! <the crowd reacts after The Great Lavereo turns Gary Dillard into a Diet Coke can>

That's right I AM a powerful wizard.....for my next trick I will put this on Mars....

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30

Hhhmmmmm. Chinese paper lanterns. Diet Coke. Kids in towels. Back of Heidi's head. Funny little Greecian garden statue in background...

<thoughtful pause>

I'VE GOT IT! I just figured out how to design next year's game!

-dave

p.s. now you have to figure out: is this my entry for the caption contest, or is this a real clue for next year? heh heh heh :p

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Dave: *mumble… grumble… grrrrrrrrr…*

Jessica: “Now, now Dave… don’t be hatin’ just because Heidi got the best of you (yet) again. Besides, you look pretty darn good in thigh-high stockings!”

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<NOT PART OF ENTRY> Oh after much though I couldnt resist even if dave might get me later. Forget my prior post. </NOT PART OF ENTRY>

Guy with camera: "Look Dave no..O.K."
Dave: "I say it is."
Guy: "Look no matter how much so say it doesnt always mean its right."
Dave: "Look if I the ability to say so, since it is on CD and its mine!"
Guy: "Ok....look there are a few problems
1. You have a DIET COKE!!!
2.Your right it is all over CD so it's being overused
3. Its accually Heidi's creation
4. You dont even have the hat on
Sorry Dave no saying anything about pimp"
Dave: (Get's glare in his eye)
Heidi:(Notices glar is directed at her and runs)
Dave: "I'll get you for those buttons!!!!!!"

To See How This Story Ends just look back at contest #26 where Dave finally tries to get somewhat even with Heidi.

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Dave: Just you wait until I learn how to use photoshop... mwuhahahahaha

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Before I begin, I want the record to reflect a couple of things...

1) In contest #9, Dave did successfully photoshop Heidi: http://www.team116.org/Images/Heidi.jpg (And at that point, greencactus3 had the lead, Heidi was in fourth, and Brandon Martus was ahead of Dave, but one point behind Gary. Ah, how times change.)
2) All references to doing something to me to influence the outcome of a caption contest are illegal under The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule (see CC#29).
3) This judging was started at 2:43 PM forum time.

So with that, first place (if for no other reason than she beat about half a dozen people to the punch) goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorienne Plait

Heidi: *whispering* And do you see those ugly hawaiian shirts he wears? Oh man I just want to hide when we're in public..
Dave: *glares* Don't make me dump my Diet Coke on you...

And second place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich Wong

Dave (low, low voice):Where is my STUFF?

Girl in pink (nervous low voice): It’s.. it’s in the basement.

Dave: It better be all there, you shorted me last year. I don’t like that.

Girl: It’s all there, this year I took care of it myself.

Dave: It better be fresh.

Girl: Yes, yes, yes…. I promise.

Dave (frowning): And you got me the nut covered crème fill ones, right?

Girl: yeeeeesssss….yes.

Dave: Ok…. The 2005 hint is under the cookie jar in the kitchen. Nice doing business with you.

And the FOUR-TEEEEEN! (sorry, 1293 in-joke) honorable mentions...
JosephM
T. Hoffman
EricS-Team180
JamizzleHavok13
Gary Dillard
jdiwnab
dlavery
richardp
Arefin Bari
Eugenia Gabrielov
Kyle45
greencactus3
tkwetzel
VGMasterShadow

And the burn award, naturally...

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissInformation

So the new scores are...

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  MissInformation        86

  Gary Dillard        82

  Dlavery        73

  T. Hoffman        72

  Greencactus3        68

  Dorienne Plait        58

  JVN        54

  Jay H 237        48

  DCA Fan        46

  Michelle 236        45

  GateRunner        44

  Elgin Clock        41

  Rich Wong        39

  Andy Baker        39

  Greg Needel        38

  Amanda Morrison        38

  Eugenia Gabrielov        37

  EddieMcD        36

  "Big Mike"        34

  Bcahn836        34

  Tkwetzel        28

  Jeff Waegelin        27

  VGMasterShadow        25

  JosephM        22

  Matt Attallah        20

  Kyle45        20

  Brandon Martus        19

  Shyra1353        19

  Mike Ciance        18

  Lil' Lavery        15

  Astronouth7303        15

  Squirrelrock        13

  Richardp        12

  Tom Schindler        12

  Arefin Bari        11

  Jessica Boucher        10

  Wetzel        10

  Koko Ed        9

  Aignam        9

  DanielBCR        9

  Steve W        7

  Jack Jones        7

  Vivelation        7

  Meli W.        7

  George1083        6

  RogerR        6

  ZACH P.        6

  Nehalita        5

  Ken Patton        4

  Corey Balint        4

  CourtneyB        4

  Denman        4

  Yan Wang        4

  David Kelly        3

  Andrew Rudolph        3

  Ben Lauer        3

  JamizzleHavok13        3

  Marc P.        3

  Barry Bonzack1604        2

  DJ Fluck        2

  Ecarlson        2

  EnderofDragon        2

  EricS-Team180        2

  Jake177        2

  Jdiwnab        2

  Jeff_Rice        2

  Joe Ross        2

  Joshua May        2

  Karinka13        2

  Killerofkiller        2

  Tom Bottiglieri        2

  Tytus Gerrish        2

  Cyberguy34000        2

  Pit Bull 1126        2

  Aaron Lussier        1

  Bill Gold        1

  Coco The Monkey        1

  Collin Fultz        1

  DanielBCR        1

  ElfMaster        1

  IMDWalrus        1

  JakeGallagher        1

  Katie Reynolds        1

  Lisa Perez        1

  MATT_kaplan108        1

  Sanddrag        1

  Stephen Kowski        1

Until a few minutes from now...