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Billfred 30-01-2005 17:38
CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
So here's the thirtieth--wait, thirtieth? (looks back, to make sure his math is correct)

Holy cow, this calls for a special picture.

But first, some formalities, like the scores...

Code:
  MissInformation        83
  Gary Dillard        80
  Dlavery        71
  T. Hoffman        70
  Greencactus3        66
  JVN        53
  Dorienne Plait        48
  Jay H 237        47
  Michelle 236        45
  DCA Fan        45
  GateRunner        43
  Elgin Clock        41
  Andy Baker        39
  Greg Needel        38
  Amanda Morrison        37
  EddieMcD        36
  Eugenia Gabrielov        35
  Rich Wong        34
  "Big Mike"        34
  Bcahn836        33
  Jeff Waegelin        27
  Tkwetzel        26
  VGMasterShadow        23
  Matt Attallah        20
  JosephM        20
  Brandon Martus        19
  Shyra1353        19
  Mike Ciance        18
  Kyle45        18
  Lil' Lavery        15
  Astronouth7303        15
  Tom Schindler        12
  Squirrelrock        12
  Richardp        10
  Jessica Boucher        10
  Wetzel        10
  Arefin Bari        9
  Aignam        9
  Koko Ed        8
  DanielBCR        8
  Steve W        7
  Jack Jones        7
  Vivelation        7
  Meli W.        7
  George1083        6
  RogerR        6
  ZACH P.        6
  Ken Patton        4
  Nehalita        4
  Corey Balint        4
  CourtneyB        4
  Denman        4
  Yan Wang        4
  David Kelly        3
  Andrew Rudolph        3
  Ben Lauer        3
  Marc P.        3
  Barry Bonzack1604        2
  DJ Fluck        2
  Ecarlson        2
  EnderofDragon        2
  Jake177        2
  Jeff_Rice        2
  Joe Ross        2
  Joshua May        2
  Karinka13        2
  Killerofkiller        2
  Tom Bottiglieri        2
  Tytus Gerrish        2
  Aaron Lussier        1
  Bill Gold        1
  Coco The Monkey        1
  Collin Fultz        1
  Cyberguy34000        1
  DanielBCR        1
  ElfMaster        1
  IMDWalrus        1
  JakeGallagher        1
  JamizzleHavok13        1
  Katie Reynolds        1
  Lisa Perez        1
  MATT_kaplan108        1
  Pit Bull 1126        1
  Sanddrag        1
And the reminder that entries are due midnight Saturday...

...and I guess I've run out of excuses. So here goes nothing:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p6126601.html

(runs)

Arefin Bari 30-01-2005 17:42
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
Dave: Dont tell me how to do it, I can open the can by myself. seeeeeee....


<not related to the thread>

Billfred is really going to get smooshed by gary and dave. I think i will help gary and dave. WHERES THE DUCT TAPE!!!!!!

</not related to the thread>

Joe Matt 30-01-2005 17:57
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
This... THIS? I'm drinking a Diet Coke, can't I get let off the Krispy Kream thing for once, I'm *trying* to live a HEALTHY lifestyle here....

Bcahn836 30-01-2005 17:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
And then the rover jumped into the crater like this

Eugenia Gabrielov 30-01-2005 18:10
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
"Pssst. Gary? You still down there? OK! She's distracted...

Now when you're done with Billfred...;)"

Dorienne 30-01-2005 18:12
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
Heidi: *whispering* And do you see those ugly hawaiian shirts he wears? Oh man I just want to hide when we're in public..
Dave: *glares* Don't make me dump my Diet Coke on you...

Travis Hoffman 30-01-2005 18:19
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
*Dave puts on his best sexy "come hither" look, unbuttoning the top button on his shirt for maximum macho man effect*

"Heyyyy, sweet thang. Why don't you come over here and give me a little sugah? This Diet Coke just ain't cuttin' it."

tkwetzel 30-01-2005 18:21
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
Dave's autonomous code and vision system has locked onto the gray of Heidi's shirt and it is only a matter of seconds before he goes in for the kill. His mighty end effector to be used in the attack was witnessed in Billfred's Unofficial CD Caption Contest #26 a few weeks ago.

GateRunner 30-01-2005 18:25
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
"Yes, its a diet coke. What are you laughing at? Don't make me backhand you..."

Kyle Love 30-01-2005 18:26
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
"what do you mean....diet coke is a form of rocket fuel????!?!?!!?"

Bcahn836 30-01-2005 18:54
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
Dave, " This will make a good hint for the 2006 season, uh oh someone is coming" (slips paper into diet coke can) "Step back or I will get my specially modified NASA space gun again like in caption contest 26"

Alex Cormier 30-01-2005 18:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
watch and learn kiddies, i can stuff my hand into this tiny Diet Coke can! it's all in the physics.

Jay H 237 30-01-2005 19:13
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
I wonder how the diet Coke would look in her hair?!

Rich Wong 30-01-2005 19:43
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
Dave (low, low voice):Where is my STUFF?

Girl in pink (nervous low voice): It’s.. it’s in the basement.

Dave: It better be all there, you shorted me last year. I don’t like that.

Girl: It’s all there, this year I took care of it myself.

Dave: It better be fresh.

Girl: Yes, yes, yes…. I promise.

Dave (frowning): And you got me the nut covered crème fill ones, right?

Girl: yeeeeesssss….yes.

Dave: Ok…. The 2005 hint is under the cookie jar in the kitchen. Nice doing business with you.
;)
(sorry if the girl in pink is really a guy in pink.... I couldn't tell)

EricS-Team180 30-01-2005 20:39
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
Dave*thoughtfully*: well...think of the Chinese lantern as Phobos and this here 'lil Coke can as a small asteroid...

Koko Ed 30-01-2005 20:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
Head obey my command: explode!

richardp 30-01-2005 21:11
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
Dave:"No you need more snap like this (Demonstrates) now look if you are gonna model you need to keep the pounds down so drink diet."
Heidi: "Look Dave your O.K...no,no,no this cant get on CD I dont even have my camera on me right now." (checks to make sure someone else is waiting with camera)
Dave:"I swear it pays good just look at my shiny watch isnt it fabulous!!"

nehalita 30-01-2005 21:21
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
dave: did you just make fun of my soda?

GateRunner 30-01-2005 22:00
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
"No, that is not a Diet Coke stain! Nope, it isn't! Nope!
...
Go away..."

VGMasterShadow 31-01-2005 09:45
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
Dave; This is the Dietus Coketus, look at my grip, Oh, MY WONDEROUS GRIP. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Guess what? I have a can. Of soda. Oh, and by the way. ALL YOUR SODA ARE BELONG TO ME!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Now hand over all your Krispy Kremes. What are you looking at? Don't make come over there. You'll be sssssoooooorrrrrrryyyyyyyy.

There is a moral of this story, somewhere. Oh yeah, never trust Dave with a can of soda and a squirt gun. Or you'll be sorry. :D

Alex Cormier 31-01-2005 14:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
Dave in a deep deep john wayne voice " you wanna try me partner... 1..2..3.. DRAW!"

greencactus3 31-01-2005 14:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
darnit, heidi took the last mountain dew.. wonder if shell notice if i swapped it with this diet coke. come to think of it, maybe the no caffeine no sugar would work well for her :rolleyes:

Cyberguy34000 31-01-2005 15:01
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
Dave: No! This is my diet coke! No! You can not have the 2006 Game Clue! No! You cannot.... Say, is that thing glazed?

Cyberguy34000 31-01-2005 15:16
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
Dave: Are those things glazed?

Girl in Pink: :eek:

JamizzleHavok13 31-01-2005 15:51
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
I'll trade you this fabulous, ultra-delicious half drank can of Diet Coke for a bite of that...succulent...glazed... *salivates*
...
*drops can*

Gary Dillard 31-01-2005 22:29
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
<GREAT! Who invited him? Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact.....CRAP!>
"Oh hi Dave :o Really? You don't look like a phenyl-ketoneuric. Are you sure that Aspartame is affecting you? No, I doubt if they have any Tang here - did you actually drink that stuff? Yeah, yeah, ...'other car is on Mars', I know. What? No, I don't want another game hint. Look, I really gotta be going..... sure Dave, you're funnier than Gary and Heidi put together. I'll be sure to tell Billfred. See ya' later." <Gag!>

JVN 31-01-2005 22:47
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
This may be funnier to the college kids...

Dave: "PARTY FOOOOUUULLLL!!!"

DCA Fan 31-01-2005 22:51
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
Dave - "Heidi's gonna get it for that Photoshop pic......this soda is going right on her head....bwahahahaha..."

Squirrelrock 01-02-2005 10:26
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
<guy with camera doing best Steve Irwin imitation>
And here, we have the dangerous Scientistious Nasaious, also know as Dave Lavery. He normally is in a good mood, but if he sees Krispy Kreme donuts, look out! He becomes a dangerous critter.

We had out expendable stunt double place some KK donuts over there (points right) to see if... Oh! Look! He's caught the scent! *Dave sniffs the air* He's got a visual! Oh, now Heidi's gone and gotten in his way! Stay back, and let's watch what happens.
*Dave pulls out the squirt gun from #26 and starts shooting at Heidi*
Now that she has backed down, Dave's going in for the kill.
*Dave stalks donuts*
Here he goes...
*Dave pounces*
Oh, just look at that form! Such a perfect jump, with perfect timing! It doesn't look like those donuts will last much longer!

Amanda Morrison 01-02-2005 10:29
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
<napoleon dynamite>

GOSH. IDIOT!

</napoleon dynamite>

jdiwnab 01-02-2005 15:49
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
Dave: Get your own rover to get you a Diet Coke.

Stephen Kowski 01-02-2005 18:34
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
OOOH AHH!!! <the crowd reacts after The Great Lavereo turns Gary Dillard into a Diet Coke can>

That's right I AM a powerful wizard.....for my next trick I will put this on Mars....

dlavery 01-02-2005 19:52
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
Hhhmmmmm. Chinese paper lanterns. Diet Coke. Kids in towels. Back of Heidi's head. Funny little Greecian garden statue in background...

<thoughtful pause>

I'VE GOT IT! I just figured out how to design next year's game!


-dave

p.s. now you have to figure out: is this my entry for the caption contest, or is this a real clue for next year? heh heh heh :p

MissInformation 02-02-2005 22:15
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
Dave: *mumble… grumble… grrrrrrrrr…*

Jessica: “Now, now Dave… don’t be hatin’ just because Heidi got the best of you (yet) again. Besides, you look pretty darn good in thigh-high stockings!”

richardp 03-02-2005 23:24
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
<NOT PART OF ENTRY> Oh after much though I couldnt resist even if dave might get me later. Forget my prior post. </NOT PART OF ENTRY>

Guy with camera: "Look Dave no..O.K."
Dave: "I say it is."
Guy: "Look no matter how much so say it doesnt always mean its right."
Dave: "Look if I the ability to say so, since it is on CD and its mine!"
Guy: "Ok....look there are a few problems
1. You have a DIET COKE!!!
2.Your right it is all over CD so it's being overused
3. Its accually Heidi's creation
4. You dont even have the hat on
Sorry Dave no saying anything about pimp"
Dave: (Get's glare in his eye)
Heidi:(Notices glar is directed at her and runs)
Dave: "I'll get you for those buttons!!!!!!"

To See How This Story Ends just look back at contest #26 where Dave finally tries to get somewhat even with Heidi.

Daniel Brim 05-02-2005 02:42
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
Dave: Just you wait until I learn how to use photoshop... mwuhahahahaha

Billfred 06-02-2005 15:39
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
 
Before I begin, I want the record to reflect a couple of things...

1) In contest #9, Dave did successfully photoshop Heidi: http://www.team116.org/Images/Heidi.jpg (And at that point, greencactus3 had the lead, Heidi was in fourth, and Brandon Martus was ahead of Dave, but one point behind Gary. Ah, how times change.)
2) All references to doing something to me to influence the outcome of a caption contest are illegal under The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule (see CC#29).
3) This judging was started at 2:43 PM forum time.

So with that, first place (if for no other reason than she beat about half a dozen people to the punch) goes to...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorienne Plait
Heidi: *whispering* And do you see those ugly hawaiian shirts he wears? Oh man I just want to hide when we're in public..
Dave: *glares* Don't make me dump my Diet Coke on you...
And second place goes to...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich Wong
Dave (low, low voice):Where is my STUFF?

Girl in pink (nervous low voice): It’s.. it’s in the basement.

Dave: It better be all there, you shorted me last year. I don’t like that.

Girl: It’s all there, this year I took care of it myself.

Dave: It better be fresh.

Girl: Yes, yes, yes…. I promise.

Dave (frowning): And you got me the nut covered crème fill ones, right?

Girl: yeeeeesssss….yes.

Dave: Ok…. The 2005 hint is under the cookie jar in the kitchen. Nice doing business with you.
And the FOUR-TEEEEEN! (sorry, 1293 in-joke) honorable mentions...
JosephM
T. Hoffman
EricS-Team180
JamizzleHavok13
Gary Dillard
jdiwnab
dlavery
richardp
Arefin Bari
Eugenia Gabrielov
Kyle45
greencactus3
tkwetzel
VGMasterShadow

And the burn award, naturally...

Quote:
Originally Posted by MissInformation
Dave: *mumble… grumble… grrrrrrrrr…*

Jessica: “Now, now Dave… don’t be hatin’ just because Heidi got the best of you (yet) again. Besides, you look pretty darn good in thigh-high stockings!”
So the new scores are...

Code:
  MissInformation        86
  Gary Dillard        82
  Dlavery        73
  T. Hoffman        72
  Greencactus3        68
  Dorienne Plait        58
  JVN        54
  Jay H 237        48
  DCA Fan        46
  Michelle 236        45
  GateRunner        44
  Elgin Clock        41
  Rich Wong        39
  Andy Baker        39
  Greg Needel        38
  Amanda Morrison        38
  Eugenia Gabrielov        37
  EddieMcD        36
  "Big Mike"        34
  Bcahn836        34
  Tkwetzel        28
  Jeff Waegelin        27
  VGMasterShadow        25
  JosephM        22
  Matt Attallah        20
  Kyle45        20
  Brandon Martus        19
  Shyra1353        19
  Mike Ciance        18
  Lil' Lavery        15
  Astronouth7303        15
  Squirrelrock        13
  Richardp        12
  Tom Schindler        12
  Arefin Bari        11
  Jessica Boucher        10
  Wetzel        10
  Koko Ed        9
  Aignam        9
  DanielBCR        9
  Steve W        7
  Jack Jones        7
  Vivelation        7
  Meli W.        7
  George1083        6
  RogerR        6
  ZACH P.        6
  Nehalita        5
  Ken Patton        4
  Corey Balint        4
  CourtneyB        4
  Denman        4
  Yan Wang        4
  David Kelly        3
  Andrew Rudolph        3
  Ben Lauer        3
  JamizzleHavok13        3
  Marc P.        3
  Barry Bonzack1604        2
  DJ Fluck        2
  Ecarlson        2
  EnderofDragon        2
  EricS-Team180        2
  Jake177        2
  Jdiwnab        2
  Jeff_Rice        2
  Joe Ross        2
  Joshua May        2
  Karinka13        2
  Killerofkiller        2
  Tom Bottiglieri        2
  Tytus Gerrish        2
  Cyberguy34000        2
  Pit Bull 1126        2
  Aaron Lussier        1
  Bill Gold        1
  Coco The Monkey        1
  Collin Fultz        1
  DanielBCR        1
  ElfMaster        1
  IMDWalrus        1
  JakeGallagher        1
  Katie Reynolds        1
  Lisa Perez        1
  MATT_kaplan108        1
  Sanddrag        1
  Stephen Kowski        1
Until a few minutes from now...


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