Chief Delphi

Chief Delphi (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/index.php)
-   Chit-Chat (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=14)
-   -   Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33780)

Hershey 02-02-2005 17:21

Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hershey
Here is some of ours amusing quotes
"It's a programming issue," "no its a hardware issue."
"what are you doing now?"
"The robotics room is a death trap"
"when in doubt, duct"

Here are some more
SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"lets buwd a wobot"- from our instructors 2 year old son (Andre)
"Where are the wheels"
"BRENDAN!, will you please open up the tool box."

Eria4044 02-02-2005 17:26

Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
 
Recently, most of the people on my team were in a snowball fight, but two words stopped them cold (pun not intended): "Pizza's here!" That wasn't so wise of me, because seconds later they let several fly in my direction.

1Lwil 02-02-2005 18:40

Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
 
"We need to get to designing this arm!"
"Oh cmon guys, it's not that hard. It's just lines on paper."

This was said by one of our programmers... not me though! :D

Rick TYler 02-02-2005 19:07

Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 1Lwil
"Potentiometer is too long of a name...What should we call it?"
"Pot." :D

Monday night:

Q: How do you spell "potentiometer"?
A: P-O-T.

There must be something in the water...

- Rick

JamizzleHavok13 02-02-2005 19:17

Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
 
You know, there are a lot of Doors songs that I didn't realize would go well at Bar Mitzvahs...
--Matt
(can you tell we like to jam while we build?)


Dori: "we're not including male porn star in the statistics!"
Me: "but it's a business!"

akshar 02-02-2005 19:22

Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
 
there are many said in our team, but the one thats comes to mind is:

"what did akshar break now?"

Kyle 02-02-2005 20:49

Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
 
"How did you get that stuck there?!" that was said tonight when someone got a hex wrench stuck in a bolt.

RbtGal1351 02-02-2005 23:15

Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
 
Wait... did it rattle like that before ??

Rick TYler 02-02-2005 23:43

Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
 
"Well, that's good enough for Sammamish, I suppose."

"JOHN! Stop breathing the solder fumes!"

"Can you cut this for me? I'm afraid of the table saw." (From an adult.)

- Rick

Andy Baker 03-02-2005 00:00

Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
 
"ut oh... we better get the 'hole mover' "


2 hours later, the hole was moved.

Andy B.

Odlaw 03-02-2005 00:06

Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
 
"Ouch!" (Brian)
"What Happened?" (Mrs. Boyd)
"I tripped and fell." (Brian)
"Are you ok?" (Mrs. Boyd)
" I cut my elbow open, but I would have been ok if I'd been wearing my safety goggles."

"Ouch, you hit me in the chin" (Jiles after I accidently hit him with pvc)
"I'm sorry, but you should have been wearing your safety goggles."

And the most annoying phrase that our mentor has drilled into our heads-
"What before How." (Mr. Cook) I swear if he says that one more time I'll...

Greg Ross 03-02-2005 10:41

Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sirbleedsalot
And being that we only have guys on the team there are many sayings that are too crude to put on a public forum.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeJ675
Mostly male school/club. Many more things that probably can't be posted here without a permanent ban.

We really didn't need to know that. :mad:

Projectchon 03-02-2005 11:24

Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
 
"Hay, a nut just fall for from the bot........ i think i just find an other one."

"Open the door.... let me in"

"look. the robot is making funny noises."

Mikeekim2004 03-02-2005 19:21

Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
 
"Why are I getting umlats over my A's?"
"We should start an AutoCAD clan."

DanDon 03-02-2005 19:46

Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
 
:::Turns CMUCam2 lens cap:::
"Don't turn that!!!!"
"You mean turn it like this?"
"AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!"
:::snatches CMUCam2 back, and cradles like a baby:::

-Dan


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 19:45.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © Chief Delphi