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Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
Ok, so I know we have one of these every year, and I've decided it's high time this year's began!
Write down the funniest quotes (engineering related or not, yes I've seen the "engineering slogans" thread, this doesn't have to have anything to do with engineering) that your team has had during the season so far! As my team enjoys harassing me, I have some fairly amusing ones •Sean, please make sure they’re not cutting themselves with the hacksaw •“Do you have a band-aid?” “No” “Ok, do you have paper towel and duck tape?” •“I turned in my medical form, now I can cut my finger off” •“Yes guys, aluminum is sharp” •“Is that supposed to cut wood?” “Yeah, I guess it doesn’t cut aluminum” Let's hear what other team's have got! |
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Here is a quote from our programmer (me) after testing autonomous modes on a previous robot.
"Autonomous sort of works", "Ok", "I nearly decorated the parking lot with Reggie 3. Autonomous just sort of goes forever." our field is on a second story floor, the robot was headed towards the door, it has a new dent in it ;). |
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one i love to say about every meeting.
"Where is the sharpie?" and the result is everyone got one sharpie. another one is "it's all good". also, "sometimes you have to go away to comeback". hope ya enjoy |
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Here's some of mine, from the programmers, to the Tetra House incident, to the Titanic Bunnies reinactment when it was midnight and I think we were drunk on water >.>
"A variable is like a BOX!" -Max (titanic reinacted by bunnies in 30 seconds) The titanic was the ship of dreams and it was! I'll jump! No you won't. Yes i will! ICEBURG DEAD AHEAD!!!! AHHH!!! AHHH!!!! AHH!!!!!!! this ship cannot sink! I assure you she can! I HAVE A CHILD!!! I won't let go jack! *lets go* Ah! *drops necklace* the end! "they be shanken my house yo" -Trent (tetra house incedent) "We're sorry, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to technical difficulties." - me when I was "discussing" something about the robot... |
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Unfortunately our build season hasn't been very amusing. Usually we keep a quote book because so many funny things happen, but we haven't kept one this year.
On the other hand, here's a couple of incidents who may have been funny at the time but not to anyone who wasn't there. =P *Collin throws foam rubber at Sonya* "DEGRATION!!!" Sonya: Does that hurt your face? Anna: You hurt my face! Also, a couple of my freshmen can fit inside the tetras. That's pretty amusing to watch. |
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One of my team members said this just now, upon entering the room when other team members were playing country music: "What the heck is this crap?" Pretty much his entire life philosophy in one sentence.
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hahaha....people walk into the machine shop when we are building and scream "yeeee-haaaaa" when they hear the country music....personaly i like it better now when we're listening to the steve miller band :) |
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this isn't from 2005 but it has carried on since it was said last year.
"Is this aluminum or metal?" that was asked when looking for sheets to make a panel out of. there is also "make me a sand which" "because gravity hates me" answer to most all of my questions. |
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"This club would be great if it wasn't for the robot."
"I hope they don't catch us in here screwing." |
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"Potentiometer is too long of a name...What should we call it?"
"Pot." :D |
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http://nemesis2.com/phs/robotics/04-05/quotes.php
:p Make sure you check out the 2004 page. =) A lot of them still apply to 2005. Our rather strange FIRST family ( :] ) has no problem supplying funny quotes on a daily basis, its just the webmaster (me) forgets them about 5 minutes after they happen. |
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"Is that battery charged" "dunno lemme check....OWCH $@#$@#$@#$@# MY TONGUE!! yes it's charged"
"It'll be fine" "where's the napkins?? hope he doesn't have aids" "it's just a flesh wound" "don't worry, we'll just file it down" "stay out of my area!!!" -the electronics dude :D |
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"Team Force: Sanity Is Optional"
"I have to leave FIRST so I can go home and service my dog." --One of our design team, on his responsibility to "wash, walk, and feed" his canine pal. "I am quitting computers. I am going home to live in a shack in the woods." --One of our design team, after he logged on to Autodesk to have it subsequently crash for the 15th time in a row. "Tim, why did our server go down?" *calls ISP* "Um...a raccoon bit through our CAT-5 cable." --Petey --Petey |
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"...metal block of wood..." - Jeremy (Drive team)
"...magical chemistry magic!" - Mike (Auxilliary team) We're all insane, there will be plenty more to come this season. :p |
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"I'm bleeding get me a band aid" "do you have aids" "no?" " don't worry 'bout it then"
"Frigen 12 gauge whatda think" to the freshmen "Can you grab me the metric cresent wrench." "It likes that." after anything is dropped "Good 'nough for govment work" And being that we only have guys on the team there are many sayings that are too crude to put on a public forum. |
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"Wait, it wasn't supposed to do that"
"Oops." |
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I think the most enjoyable for me was...
I had just designed our chassis in ISO on CAD and we were looking at it while building it... Chino: Um, Zog, I think you drew it wrong. :I grab it and flip it right side up: Me: You're an idiot. That was a good laugh for us all and if you really wanna know about the nicknames... go ahead and ask. |
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those are good so far.. but i've got a brilliant one.
one of my friends who is new to the team was online after i asked him to look up some of the rules for the chairmans award. while scrolling through the manual on the computer, he asked: "What are Woody Flowers?" needless to say i fell out of my chair and almost died. XD its written on the dry erase board in the room where we have most of our meetings as "Danny's Dumb Question of the Day" (we say that in jest lol) ...perhaps i'll post the picture i took of it later. :p there are probably more from my team... i just never seem to be around when the funny stuff happens though! we keep a list of funny things that happen to people, and at the of all of the competitions (usually sometime around late april or may) we have a Team Party (usually a pool party) where the entire team gets together one last time. We have these things called "Who's who?"'s, and the party we all get together and read them, asking who did what. (thats kind of confusing so here is an example of a real one: "Who got a ticket in New York for jumping the subway turnstiles?" of which there were two answers, but i wont mention their names. (it wasnt their fault really... they were carrying a lot of stuff for competition and it couldnt fit through the turnstiles along with them...)) those are always amusting stories to tell and serve as great memorials for all of the fun things that happened while we were together. |
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" :ahh: WHOAH sparks :D "
"was it suppose to do that" "that can't be good" "why does it smell like smoke in here" "not techno again" "check the manual" <<< something a mentor always says *scratches head* "whats that" "OHHHHH!!!!!!!" <<<<< Programmers quote "Foods here" "Hit the DISABLE :ahh: " "don't forget to unplug the program cable :ahh:" "um......did you try turning it on??" "why won't it download????.......*plugs in program cable*.....um, never mind" "why won't it drive???......*turns disable off*....um....oops" "Don't hit the trigger :ahh: " |
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"You're offending me with your profound language."
"Here's a band-aid to keep your blood off the robot." "The code compiled. We're done." "That's a really sweet box." "Measure once, cut twice, argue why it won't get longer." |
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Im sure this will happen again this year...it happens every year (hope not, though)
*Saturday morning phone call* "D.J.?! Where are you? You overslept again!!" |
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-"On valentines day, the robot is your date"
"Not interested in metal splinters, thank you." -"you can lock me in a box all night as a fundraiser" -"When did that start bleeding?" -"I broke the board" "ZACK!!!!" "I mean, the mount" *rest of club puts away stabbing devices* Mostly male school/club. Many more things that probably can't be posted here without a permanent ban. |
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this was on our irc channel:
"Talk to the Firewall, the server aint listening" Couldn't stop laughing ... |
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My contributions;
I cut if off three times and it's still too short. Accuracy...measure with yardstick, mark with chalk, cut with chain saw :yikes: Duct tape is like the force, it has a dark side and a light side and holds the universe together. In an insane world the sane would appear as insane. Helicopters don't fly, they beat the air into submission. Of all the things I've lost in life, I miss my mind the most :ahh: Out of my mind...back in five minutes. Totally and completely eliminate repetitive redundancy Don't exaggerate, I've told you a million times. OK enough :) Wayne Doenges |
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"Let’s pair up into threes."
You probably heard that before lol.... i'm having a hard time thinking currently, with the robot build et al.... :) |
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"Smooth ratcheting action" - a member of our team was trying to drive a screw into the robot while the drill was set in the counter clockwise position...the person was doing every thing they could but the screw just wouldn't go in...
You had to be there... |
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This one is an old classic form our team:
Good enough for government work someone yelling "FRESHMEN WITH A FILE" 30 seconds later a freshmen walks up with a file "hey it really works" "rat tail files shouldn't be used as a pry bar" programmer after snapping a rat tail file. Mechanical person "You idiot your supposed to chuck it into a drill and use that to make filing go faster" "The arm is programmed now mechanical has to build it to suit the program" A programmer theory that got shot down before he finished saying it. This is another old classic from our team: Fix it in software Here's one software tried to start but for some reason didn't catch on Fix it in mechanical |
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"Use the four foot yard stick...it's more accurate!"
Ken |
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To Bill : "Your cheese looks like Andrew'?" - by Rachel (Jacky) on 2/1/2005.
To Mrs. Lowe : "We're getting pizza?" - Five minutes later by Jacky. To Kyle : "But I don't want to be known as Jackly!" - Two minutes later by Rachel (Jackly). And my overall favorite... "TREY...GET A HAIRCUT!" |
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Here is some of ours amusing quotes
"It's a programming issue," "no its a hardware issue." "what are you doing now?" "The robotics room is a death trap" "when in doubt, duct" |
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SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "lets buwd a wobot"- from our instructors 2 year old son (Andre) "Where are the wheels" "BRENDAN!, will you please open up the tool box." |
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Recently, most of the people on my team were in a snowball fight, but two words stopped them cold (pun not intended): "Pizza's here!" That wasn't so wise of me, because seconds later they let several fly in my direction.
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"We need to get to designing this arm!"
"Oh cmon guys, it's not that hard. It's just lines on paper." This was said by one of our programmers... not me though! :D |
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Q: How do you spell "potentiometer"? A: P-O-T. There must be something in the water... - Rick |
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You know, there are a lot of Doors songs that I didn't realize would go well at Bar Mitzvahs...
--Matt (can you tell we like to jam while we build?) Dori: "we're not including male porn star in the statistics!" Me: "but it's a business!" |
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there are many said in our team, but the one thats comes to mind is:
"what did akshar break now?" |
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"How did you get that stuck there?!" that was said tonight when someone got a hex wrench stuck in a bolt.
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Wait... did it rattle like that before ??
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"Well, that's good enough for Sammamish, I suppose."
"JOHN! Stop breathing the solder fumes!" "Can you cut this for me? I'm afraid of the table saw." (From an adult.) - Rick |
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"ut oh... we better get the 'hole mover' "
2 hours later, the hole was moved. Andy B. |
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"Ouch!" (Brian)
"What Happened?" (Mrs. Boyd) "I tripped and fell." (Brian) "Are you ok?" (Mrs. Boyd) " I cut my elbow open, but I would have been ok if I'd been wearing my safety goggles." "Ouch, you hit me in the chin" (Jiles after I accidently hit him with pvc) "I'm sorry, but you should have been wearing your safety goggles." And the most annoying phrase that our mentor has drilled into our heads- "What before How." (Mr. Cook) I swear if he says that one more time I'll... |
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"Hay, a nut just fall for from the bot........ i think i just find an other one."
"Open the door.... let me in" "look. the robot is making funny noises." |
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"Why are I getting umlats over my A's?"
"We should start an AutoCAD clan." |
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:::Turns CMUCam2 lens cap:::
"Don't turn that!!!!" "You mean turn it like this?" "AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!" :::snatches CMUCam2 back, and cradles like a baby::: -Dan |
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"This year, we really need to remember to put an 'OFF' switch on the robot..."
"NO!!! Taco sauce is NOT the same thing as salsa, and salsa is NOT the same thing as Pizza Sauce! They are NOT interchangable!" |
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"What's team 935?" - the captain of our website team.
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A guy walks up to the lead machinist and asks for some oil to make his cut run better. The machinist looks around and finds a small bottle of oil and hands it to the guy. The guy takes it and starts on his cut. Then the machinist turns to me and whispers, "I don't know what that was in there, but he seems to think it works"
Today, in reference to the arm, an engineer said to a student "you really need to get started on making your joints" Everyone was silent for a moment while our eyes glanced around and then we just burst into laughter. Also since Usher Yeah was our team song last year, this year every time someone says "take that" (like while handing off a part to someone) the reply is always "and rewind it back" |
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"WHERE ARE YOUR SAFTEY GOGGLES!" (coach....no one cares what happens to you as long as your saftey goggles are on)
"I hope he doesn't find out what we were doing in here." (machine shop teacher isn't friends with the team :P ) thats it so far...our website has a scroller with ranom non build related quotes....and I have one about why the robot should be a guy...or switched a female midway through the season/competition...i'm sure you can figure that one out :D |
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I'm driving to Home Depot, with a teammate, and I'm checking my pockets to see if i have all my stuff at a red light.
"ok, cell phone, wallet.................. oh !@#$ (patting side pockets), dude how you seen my keys .......(he stares at me with a confused expression) oh yeah, nevermind.......shut up." |
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::controls temptation::
::controls temptation:: ::controls temptation:: ::gives into temptation:: Ai ya... well, here's the (slightly cleaned up from it's last appearance) FIRST quote list I've been keeping since around the 2000 season.
I am so tempted to look through the older threads here and find some more funny ones. Oh, and my personal favorite: "One would also have to wonder if, by admitting that we can't trust his post regarding misinformation, he knew we would all have to then question whether it was the original post that was false, or the post was correct but the original information behind the post was false. Then, of course knowing that if I told him something even accidentally that it might end up on this board, I might tell him that everything I might say in the future would be false. Knowing that, he might want to give you a warning that anything I were to let slip, and he were to pass on, would be suspect. I could use that to ensure that everything I said would not be believed, and therefore not passed on. Or if it were passed on it would automatically be interpreted as misinformation, and everyone would assume the inverse was actually true. But knowing that, I could intentionally tell him misinformation, knowing that it would be interpreted as misinformation by him and inverted, and he would then unintentionally post the truth, which would be interpreted as misinformation and - knowing it was misinformation - the inverse (which was actually the inverted truth) would then be revealed to everyone. But since you now know that is possible, I would never do that. But I could just tell him misinformation, and he wold interpret it as such, and then post the truth, but everyone else would think that is was inverted truth and not believe it but believe the inverse. So then they would actually be believing the truth. But we already know that I would never leak out anything true, and since I know the potential for the above scenario, I would never let it happen, so everything that I would tell him would have to be real information only, which would then be interpreted as misinformation, inverted by him and posted as real information, misinterpreted as misinformation by you and inverted to be believed as real information, but since you know I would never reveal real information it would then be believed to be misinformation and inverted again into actual misinformation and incorrectly believed to be real information. Or not. How do you know that he is really even one of my kids anyway? (just wanted to see if I could make Wetzel's brain explode again)" -Dave Lavery |
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"who wants to clean up the shop." "Just make the freshmen do it."
"The mechanical people take a break and play basketball, the programmers take a break and play Counterstrike." |
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"Brian will be the driver, and I will be the butt-monkey.......I MEAN BUTTON MONKEY!"-Yours Truly
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"We put the 'Oh Gee' in Technology"
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This was recently my quote of the week because I found it so hilarious and completely unexpected.
David-"Hey Alice, didn't you have to get into the Auto shop?" Alice-"Yeah" David-"Well, I'm gonna get you in." Alice-"How?" David, hitting a pipe against his hand-"I'm Mexican." It filled at least five minutes with laughter. 'Twas amusing. |
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The one that is coming to me at the moment is:
"If you're not a programmer, then are you an amateurgrammer?" - Greg Marra Understand that this was hilarious after a couple hours of sitting in front of the computer working on the camera code. |
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"Uhh sean can you look at this?"
- After the camera fell on the battery terminal, and we had watched the fireworks for a bit. |
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My god, it looks like a hippo!- MSmart ( in reference to our animation )
Leon: Your team champion may either be a teacher, student, coach, friend. Ed: Imaganary Friend! Mikeekim: Laughs histerically for the next two days. |
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"Can we just have a barstool on our robot and let someone ride the robot and do the stuff?"
-Steve, our webmaster |
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My two favorite quotes from this weekend:
Griffen: "Holy crap! It works!" and from Lil' Lavery: "I hope this quenches the fire in my lips." |
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Night before ship date while working on robot...
Brian: "WHAT TIME IS IT!!" Chris: "umm...about 8 PM" Brian: "Oh good, 24 is on at 9 PM, I BETTER NOT MISS IT!" Rest of team: "ummm...yeah" *continues working* That was quite possibly the weirdest quote ever :P |
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here are the quotes from the quotes section of our site:
2005 "He's so stressed about robotics, he was talking in his sleep. Whether or not you were going to go with the 'X' arm or the 'Y' arm....?" "Oh, we're going with the 'W' arm." -Wife of a mentor and Kate "Here's a cresant wrench- oh wait- heres a smaller one." -Kate as she hands the smaller one to Julian. "Thanks." - Julian as he then used the wrench as a hammer. "Emily..." "I was thinking about robots! I swear!" "I think we can take off five pounds from the grabber." -Robert "I don't think it _is_ 5 pounds now..." -Kate 2004 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "We designed it to suck" -A sticker on our vacuum Boeing has its Phantom Works Lockheed Martin has its Skunk Works 1212 has our Lucky-if-it Works "Seton can do better then that. Julian go!" -Kate in reference to everyone's dancing ability "I didn't mean to drop a wrench on your head!" - Kate to Andy (She's suppose to be one of the mentors too) "We haven't made a single mistake. This robot is perfect." - Matt, as he was still drilling, to which everyone immediately resonded: "Matt!" "You might as well start over now." "You just doomed us." "The problem is the square wheels." - Dr. Hobbs as he watched one of our first attempts "You know, there are things that you can learn from your ancestors." - A mom, commenting on the square wheels. "Yeah well, every now and then you have to test these things." - Kate, defending her square wheels "Oh! It looks like a poor crippled little robot." - Kate, as she watched the robot with one square wheel and one normal wheel. Since the wheels turned at different rates it could only go in a circle, and it went slowly and jerkily. "Close enough for government work." -By almost everyone when it wasn't perfect but working okay. |
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hmm... the result of mechanical going mad waiting for me to program at 1 AM... :
me: "Ok could someone hit program state please?" someone else: "Program state!" everyone: "PROGRAM STATE!!!" someone else: "ok is it ready?" me: "No it's downloading hex file now..." everyone: "DOWNLOADING HEX FILE!!!!!!" some others: -"could someone get that thingy that connects the long metal thingy to that other thingy?" -"Do we have a vacuum to clean this carpet?" , "No, but we can use the fire extinguisher." |
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" Where can we take some weight off?"
"well, we could drill holes in the motors, the rules never said anything about destroying the motors, just modifying them." "and I suppose actually moving isn't a priority." |
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"Could I hear the strategy? Please? I have more Kit Kat bars." - Myself, when the team apparently decided on a strategy while I was gone. The Kit Kat bars part is in reference to when I brought a box of candy to a meeting. You can only imagine the feeding frenzy that ensued.
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There are so many I can not remember them all.
"Kyle stop looking at the microwave and pay attention" My mom during a picking apart sessions of one of our awards. "To save characters lets not use punctuation" Me during the same sessions. |
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*knock on the door*
Rees~"If it's John don't let him in" John, who was sitting right next to rees"I'm right here"... :( I've never seen Rees laugh so hard in my life |
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"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!"- Me after a computer crashed showing the Blue Screen of Death.
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"Tetra tic-tac-toe
Tetra tic-tac-toe Troubies, Troubies Tetra tic-tac-toe Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - a song Alexis made up on a sugar high "Why do we have a hacksaw laying out?" - Cheryl "Umm, How do you work the drill press?" - Me "You have to turn it on, double_check." - Cheryl :p "Normal is only a setting on washing machines and dishwashers." |
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"I even scare my own family."- Team member's T-shirt
"Please Check Your Brains At The Door."- Group made up of robot team members in physics class "Have you checked your back pocket?"- this one came after we spent 15 minutes hunting for a tool that was in a mentor's back pocket |
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2005
"Sushi??!?!!" *locks door of RV and eats (mentor) "so exactly what did u do with the CNC?" (Principal) "not Gooooood. yall need to rip off the trailer roof, im tired of banging my head" "did a gear just fly of the robot?" "how do u sheer a BOLT?" "SUBWAY" "NO AFTER SCHOOL ACTIVITIES!! NOTHING NADA!! If you think your a exception to my rules.....wrong......am undo!!! NOTHING NO BASKETBALL NO FOOTBALL NO TRACK NO ROBOTICS NO NOTHING NADA. No one after school. !!! NO ONE. GO HOME" *robotics looks at each other* (our principal banning all after school activities for that day, he says this about 5 times trough out the day.) "There is a new competition called CTSAFAYC. all interested please meet in the machine shop" (Clean The Shop As Fast As You Can) 2004 "did the match start?" "so....did we win?" *after winning the competition and chairman's our principal after he cheers and screams* "NEIL THE COMPRESSORS NOT WORKING!!!" cant think of anymore |
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Me: "wait tom how do YOU not like cake?"
Tom: "shut up freshmen" |
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hahaha, st francis fembots are famous for their...eh...let's say their "specialness". I love them tho, what can i say!?
anyways, i told one of the girls we needed more quotes on here, maybe some inside jokes here and there...so yeah, here i am! - "augh" - christine (when anything happens) - "SPAM lives" - yeah a big inside joke with the senior captains on the team - "proceed to the box" - the everyday migration to robotics - ankle biter (yes the name of the bot this year, just b/c i'm a bad driver and the robot is viscious...oh and one of the motors was out.) - cheryl's man walk mimicing the animation - tin looks like a bug in her goggles (check team scrapbook www.sfrobotics.vzz.net..it might be there) eh, i'll be back later. my brain is certainly fried from robotics and school right now. Please excuse my laziness. Soy muy aburrida y cansada porque tengo mucho tarea y no puedo "concentrate". adios. |
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lol! hey, you have my word on there! ..."augh" hrm...is that how you spell that? I always though it was just "o". lol oh well...hehe. Oh yeah...our website is www.sfrobotics.com now. hehe..we got a fancy domain name now. Yay!
oh yeah, and here's something that our two craziest people like to say a lot... "What do you think Thing 1?" "I dunno, Thing 2. What do you think Thing 2?" "I think it's snazzy, what do you think Thing 1?" "I think it's spiffy. What do you think Thing 2?" "I think it's snazzy. What do you think Thing 1?" "I think it's spiffy. What do you think Thing 2..." And it goes on and on and on. Oh yeah, and in case you havent figured it out, Thing 1 and Thing 2 are the nicknames we gave to them. |
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Everyone: What a happened? Why was there smoke everywhere? What did you do? Why did the wire burn up?
Emilio (pneumatics guru) and I: Because we turned it on. :D |
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This is one that was long standing since our really sucsessful year last year ^.^
"Have you SEEN the size of THAT trophy?" - Our whole team many times, Our main mentor from the school side started it though when we won Engineering Inspiration last year. Our whole team decided it would be fun to yell that after we won the award though... |
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"Kris, don't eat all the food."
- Our teammate Kris (AKA Buffet) is a human garbage disposal, I watched him eat what I think to be the world record for most tuna salad comsumed in one sitting (over 10 large bowls in about a half hour) "Crazy Russian." - Me, referring to our German Exchange student Christoph. (unapiedra) "Matt, this is why we don't trust you." - Me again, everytime our mechanical lead Matt (RudimentaryPeni) does something right. "I'm not gullible!" - Kris, he's very gullible. ;) |
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early this season:
"uh wheres that magic smoke coming from?" "lets just say, when the camera instrustion manual says 5 volts that doesnt mean 12" (oops) "what was that noise?" "oh, just tom hitting his head on that road sign" "i love electrical work! its so awesome! you get to say stuff like dike, stripper, male/female connector, and pot!!" "lets do a halftime show where we rip off our pants!!" |
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From me during the Greater Toronto Regional:
"I brought Band-Aid in case my arm gets chopped off." |
Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
"Pass me the hacksaw."
and this leet guy was like "It's called haxorz!!" stupid but funny. [inside joke]"10 pounds of potatoes"[inside joke] |
Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
"I say we just put Jude in a mailbox and compete that way"
"Who can we solicit for sponsorship money? I know! The Man! He has all the money!" "Don't put that by the soldering iron! It'll catch fire! No dude, it says Inflammable, it can't catch on fire." "Ryan, when you get us killed, I'll kill you." "Oh, how lovely. This rejection letter is actually hand-written. I appreciate that kind of craftsmanship in crushing my dreams." "There's no way we can cut this 1/4" plate until Saturday, when we get access to the machine shop. But Ms. Williams, we have a hacksaw, a vicegrip, and 3 freshman who've had too much caffiene. It'll get cut tonight." "If you keep doing that, you'll blow up the school! Yeah, and maybe then we'd get a little attention." (robot shuts down randomly) "Ok, that was about 30 seconds. If we can keep it from doing that for 1:45 more, I'll consider it fixed." |
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from the announcer at Palmetto-
"those robots are running around like cats with their heads cut off" I'm staying out of his neighborhood..... :p WC :cool: |
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"So did you ever hear about that time when Jimmy got kicked out of an all you can eat Chinese place...?"
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"Um..... why is smoke coming out of the camera..... OH [expletive deleted]!"
- Me after someone reversed the polarity of the PWMs and fried the CMU cam "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly dee, there they are standing in a row!" - A couple of guys on my team, just randomly every 30 mins or so during the Sacramento Regional "Screw this tetra stuff... let's just build a dancing robot instead!" - Everyone on my team at some point or another during build season *The following are random jokes that me and my fellow programmers put as comments in our code* "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved through the use of high explosives." "There are even fewer problems that cannot be solved through the use of dirty jokes." "The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity" |
Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
Oh goodie goodie *smiles* I got a bunch of these
Mr Fritz: "Hey, what are you all doing in here?" Us: "Oh just killing people.." ^The kids in the team playing Roller Coaster Tycoon:Killing Edition, coming to stores in the year: 47BC "What took you guys soo long?" "Oh, we just took apart the ice cream machine" ^Old Country Buffet... "Are we there yet?" ^If you ever ride a bus with my team...never ever say that! "Ok, guys...GUYS! STOP SUFFOCATING HER!" "You WHAT?" "I got soda water instead of sprite" "While you were running off the bus you were named 'Ninja Monkey'" "Why?" "Did you see how fast you climbed over James and Rob and got off the bus?" "Did Mr. Suho flick me off again?" I would have more, except some are to crude to put up on a public website |
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At our meeting the other night:
I think I can honestly say that I am the only person to have parked and locked my motorcycle in the Atlanta cheerleader's lockeroom ~Dave Verbruggie |
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"Wait...........*extremely long pause*......what???"
"I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN" "One time, at LegoLeague camp..." |
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*stick figure people!*
"We made a stick figure you and a stick figure Terry. But Mr. Alfonsi crumpled up Terry. So we folded you up and took you to lunch. Then Cindy stuffed you in her locker. She said she always wanted to do that..." "Hey! How come stick figure me is fat?" "Well if you didn't insist on having a stick figure school uniform..." hahaha. |
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