me, im a good irishman...i know theres such a thing as luck

Luck o' the Irish?
 

Yes. We call it Murphy's Law.

Speak for yourself, I call it "gravity" but since we're on a first-name basis, so I usually call it "Bob".

But gravity is a perpendicular force so it doesn't apply to everything. Oh, scary. I just used something I learned in physics.
*SHREIKS in fear and agony*

And I call it Energy. Or mass (E=mc^2). Or velocity (KE=.5mv^2). Or gravity (PE=mgh). Or.....


Matt who's done now ;)

Ok, so Murphy's law can't be proven, but it's what explains all the bad stuff that happens. And actually, gravity doesn't make us move unless we make a counter-movement to it. Of course, then you could argue that the Earth is constantly rotating and revolving around our sun, and since gravity keeps us in place, we are moving with the earth, so Newton's first law applies.

-Ed "My head hurts" McDonnell

personally, i have a different definition for what sets everything in motion. as any good irishman knows, theres 2 things, other then the pub, that shape the world, put events into motion, and all that. God and luck

Luck doesn't exist. It's all in your mind.

God, well, that all depends on your religion, and I'm not religious whatsoever.

I guess the dizzyness is technically motion.

who walks out? stumbles maybe, or carried, but walk out???