CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #31
 

Yep, it's that time again. The scores:

And the picture, to keep the theme going...

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p6126602.html

(runs more)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #31
 

"And this is how you open a pop can"

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"Well, gee, Heidi, thanks for bringing me that "sugah" I wanted in #30, but this Diet Coke still tastes like crap. I think I'll go borrow a cup from Gary...his captions are always "sweeter" than yours, so maybe his sugar is, too. Now away with you! I'm on a mission, and it ain't to Mars!"

Dave begins his journey for sweet satisfaction in the next picture - http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p6126604.html. Of course, Heidi can't stand to be spurned like this and prepares to exact cowardly revenge upon an unwitting Dave for his disloyalty. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned....

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Little does Dave know he's about to be sprayed with bubbly sugar water at very, very high speed.

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Heidi: Okay, is the can THAT INTERESTING that you can't even listen to what i'm SAYING?
Dave: hmm? oh...what?

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"wow i can't believe how much smaller my feet are compared to this diet coke can." :eek:

"if i just stare at this can long enough will they stop bothering me on what next years game and clue is!?"

"shall i make a robot that can open this Diest Coke can for me!?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #31
 

so you say a pop tab is the answer to making a robot last over a year in space....only a rocket scientist could figure that one out! :)

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Darn robot, making me work to the fingernails down... god, anyone want to help a poor mentor here?

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Dave: The answer is NO.

Heidi: Please….. I promise.

Dave: No. No. And no.

Heidi: I really promise this time. Cross my heart and...

Dave: N. O. You had your last chance.

Heidi: One more chance…. pa leeeezzzzz. You are leaving me with nothing to do!

Dave: Don’t care. You know my terms.

Heidi: *pause* Alright….You win, I will give up my Photoshop for a year… now will you forgive me?

(The following was a fictional situation, ‘cause Heidi would never have begged or would promised and just switch to Adobe Illustrator) ;)

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Inside Dave's Brain: "It's just a jump to the left..... and a step to the riiiiiiiiight...."

Either that, or the pelvic thrust really has driven him insane.

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I wonder if I just stare at this can long enough and ignore her she'll just go away?

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Dave: "You know Heidi, I am really disappointed with the decorations you got for this "My Rover Landed on Mars" party. I mean, even third graders know that Mars is red and not yellow!"

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Super Bowl, P-Diddy, Diet Pepsi.
Super Bowl of Smarts, Dave Lavery, Diet Coke.
'nuf said. I'll have a Diet Coke please.

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"I have had ENOUGH of these stupid soda tabs...
*thinks "I will invent a super-uber-awesome-mega-bot that will eliminate all soda tabs!!!"*
Mwahahahaha!"

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"the store was out of dew dave i am soooo sorry"