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*INCOMING NEWS REPORT*

FIRSTers Dave and Heidi get soaked after a soda explosion at the Robot Party 2004, which was located in a remote location. Both FIRSTers are well known in the FIRST Universe and in Chief Delphi. This happened as the aftermath of the infamous "Robot Horror Picture Show" incident that caused many to picture horrible thoughts. Heidi is known for her Photoshop calling cards, mostly those that insult Dave. The "soaking" caused only minor damage.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #31
 

Heidi: "Dave, I have a serious concern: I think that BillFred might use this picture in his caption contest, and people might be getting sick of the similar pictures from this robot party. I'm not comfortable saying anything to him about this, but he will listen to you."

Dave: "Yeah, this is like the 4th photo he has used. I'll tactfully suggest that he moves on to other pictures, maybe from other robot parties. He is a good young man, that BillFred, and he is doing such a lovely job. I hope he takes this input well."

Heidi: "I am glad we talked. Thanks, Dave."




.... or something like that. :)

Andy B.

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Once again, Mr. Baker makes a post in these threads that makes me poke my head in mid-contest.

The pool party pictures will end this week. I just wanted to make sure everyone's fingers were niiiiiiiice and wrinkly before I moved along. :D

(but c'mon, you have to admit that this is good material.)

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I think a superbowl commercial with Dave and the Diet Coke would be alot more "pimp" than P Diddy and the Diet Pepsi.

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Dave: let's see we turn this here, give this a twist,i think turn this.. and Volia!!
Dave: Excellent, i have just sealed in the 2006 game plan in this can of diet coke, after all knowone actually drinks this stuff
Heidi : Hey a diet coke, i've been looking for one of these mind if i have it?
Dave: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

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Dave: "One of these days a soda can is gonna go off like a geyser in my face, I just know it...*click*...but not today....*dejected sigh*"

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Dave: i think i found the perfect shape for next years game piece. goooodbye balls and tubs and tetras

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Dave - "Heidi, um, we need to talk...I...I...I think I may have a problem. I woke up, and suddenly, I was a Krispy Kreme, and I ate myself!"

Heidi - "O.o"

Dave - "Welll???? Do I have an addiction or something?"

Heidi & Tall Guy - *siiggggghhhh*

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<Heidi>
Look, if the pop tab comes off before the can opens, there's no way to get the can open, Dave.
<Dave>
Hey, if we could get the robot to be smaller, I can open a can that's been sealed for 2 years in the back of someone's fridge with no pop tab.
<Heidi>
:rollseyes:
Look, Dave, even a blowtorch couldn't melt one of those 2 year old cans. It's got a natural armor made of clear fungi and bacterium on it. There's no way in the world to open this!

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"Daggone can is stuck! ARRRGH! Man, what I wouldn't give for a sledgehammer right now!"

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Heidi: "Come on, Dave, don't pout... next time I'll put you in the red negligee, instead of the black one... and if you smile for me, I'll even give you a boa!"

Dave: "Grrrrrrr..." but thinking to himself: Dang, but my legs really are hot!

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Hmmm. Just 2,426,732 more soda can tabs to collect and then I can melt them all down in my forge and pour the wheel castings for my entry in The Great Biker Build-Off!!!

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<not an entry>

Oh that's just wrong!

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<not an entry>
I 2ND THAT!

I had brain-lock for several seconds after attempting to create that kind of imagine of Dave. :eek:
That part of my brain is now permanently sealed.
:p

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<also not an entry> Dang! And here I thought Gary meant it was wrong for Dave to be so snarly about one little photoshopped picture... <still not an entry>