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CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32
alright kiddos here is your first lesson...
"put every single freshman in the Technokat's trailer. Don't let them out of there till we get to competitions tommorrow morning. Drivers... your curfew for tonight is 8 o'clock. Rest of the team member... stay out here by the trailer until I come back from the party." |
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"Well, volume 7, section 3.8 of the rules clearly states..."
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Andy Baker:
Mentor by day. [Horrible] Pastor by night. |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32
The directions CLEARLY say that we should have turned LEFT at Lake Michigan to get to Chicago...not RIGHT!
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"... and you now may kiss the robot"
church bells go ring-a-ding-ring-a-ding |
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"I think our best chance of victory will be play #374 in our playbook..."
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"...see Dick run. Run Dick run..." |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32
--after 800 pages--
Andy Baker: "aww cheer up, here's a good one: why didn't the robot turn into a ghost?" Everyone else: *zzzzz* Andy Baker: *laughs* "because it couldn't RUST in peace...get it? rust? a-hahaha" >>why you never give a mentor a robot jokebook before regionals<< |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32
OK team, I know the "Put Andy on Survivor" plan didn't quite work out, but I've got an even BETTER idea: "Put Andy on American Idol". I've got this new song book here, so while we've got a few minutes let me try out a few on you .....
:ahh: She bangs, she bangs,....... man I sound great, don't I? |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32
" Right here, Rule #1 always listen to Andy Baker. Rule #2 when in doubt refer to rule #1. Any questions? HMMMMM?"
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32
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Gosh dang it you beat me to it! haha <entry> "And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger." And suddenly, there was with the angel a multitude of the Heavenly Host praising God, and saying, "Glory to God in the Highest, and on Earth peace, and good will toward men." "That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown." |
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Andy: "Team 45 has achieved a lot. It is time for the ultimate challenge. I think I have discovered how to...make Genia Gabrielov get taller!!!!!!!!"
Students: O.o Billfred: Teehee. |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32
So you thought you would go to the Regional to get out of school for a few days? Well we can't have that now can we.
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