Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

Alright, this one was hard. Or maybe it wasn't.

Either way, first place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brandon Martus

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

And second place...

Quote:

Originally Posted by nehalita

--after 800 pages--
Andy Baker: "aww cheer up, here's a good one: why didn't the robot turn into a ghost?"
Everyone else: *zzzzz*
Andy Baker: *laughs* "because it couldn't RUST in peace...get it? rust? a-hahaha"
>>why you never give a mentor a robot jokebook before regionals<<

Honorable mentions go to...
Gary Dillard
Eugenia Gabrielov
killerofkiller
richardp
Andy Baker
Greg Needel
T. Hoffman
Squirrelrock
greencactus3
Kyle45
Steve W
Rich Wong

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Attallah

Andy Baker:

Mentor by day.

[Horrible] Pastor by night.

So the scores are...

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  MissInformation        89

  Gary Dillard        86

  T. Hoffman        76

  Dlavery        75

  Greencactus3        72

  Dorienne Plait        58

  JVN        54

  Rich Wong        51

  Jay H 237        51

  DCA Fan        49

  Michelle 236        45

  GateRunner        45

  Amanda Morrison        44

  Andy Baker        -infinity

  Elgin Clock        41

  Greg Needel        41

  Eugenia Gabrielov        41

  EddieMcD        36

  Bcahn836        36

  "Big Mike"        34

  Tkwetzel        31

  Brandon Martus        29

  Jeff Waegelin        27

  VGMasterShadow        26

  Matt Attallah        24

  Kyle45        24

  JosephM        23

  Shyra1353        19

  Mike Ciance        18

  Squirrelrock        17

  Lil' Lavery        16

  Richardp        16

  Astronouth7303        15

  Arefin Bari        12

  Tom Schindler        12

  Nehalita        11

  Koko Ed        11

  Jessica Boucher        10

  Wetzel        10

  Steve W        9

  Aignam        9

  DanielBCR        9

  Jack Jones        7

  Vivelation        7

  Meli W.        7

  George1083        6

  Killerofkiller        6

  RogerR        6

  ZACH P.        6

  Ken Patton        4

  Corey Balint        4

  CourtneyB        4

  Denman        4

  JamizzleHavok13        4

  Yan Wang        4

  Pit Bull 1126        4

  David Kelly        3

  Andrew Rudolph        3

  Ben Lauer        3

  DJ Fluck        3

  Marc P.        3

  Barry Bonzack1604        2

  Ecarlson        2

  EnderofDragon        2

  EricS-Team180        2

  Jake177        2

  Jdiwnab        2

  Jeff_Rice        2

  Joe Ross        2

  Joshua May        2

  Karinka13        2

  Tom Bottiglieri        2

  Tytus Gerrish        2

  Cyberguy34000        2

  Aaron Lussier        1

  Bill Gold        1

  Coco The Monkey        1

  Collin Fultz        1

  DanielBCR        1

  ElfMaster        1

  Eria4044        1

  IMDWalrus        1

  JakeGallagher        1

  Katie Reynolds        1

  Lisa Perez        1

  MATT_kaplan108        1

  Robo hottie71        1

  Sanddrag        1

  Stephen Kowski        1

Until a few minutes from now...