Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

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Billfred

13-02-2005 13:32

CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

(still running from posting the results from #31)

Too...much...running...scores...

Code:

 MissInformation        88

  Gary Dillard        84

  Dlavery        75

  T. Hoffman        74

  Greencactus3        70

  Dorienne Plait        58

  JVN        54

  Jay H 237        50

  Rich Wong        49

  DCA Fan        48

  Michelle 236        45

  GateRunner        45

  Amanda Morrison        43

  Andy Baker        -infinity

  Elgin Clock        41

  Greg Needel        39

  Eugenia Gabrielov        39

  EddieMcD        36

  Bcahn836        35

  "Big Mike"        34

  Tkwetzel        30

  Jeff Waegelin        27

  VGMasterShadow        26

  JosephM        23

  Kyle45        22

  Matt Attallah        21

  Brandon Martus        19

  Shyra1353        19

  Mike Ciance        18

  Lil' Lavery        16

  Squirrelrock        15

  Astronouth7303        15

  Richardp        14

  Tom Schindler        12

  Arefin Bari        11

  Jessica Boucher        10

  Koko Ed        10

  Wetzel        10

  Aignam        9

  DanielBCR        9

  Steve W        7

  Jack Jones        7

  Vivelation        7

  Meli W.        7

  George1083        6

  Nehalita        6

  RogerR        6

  ZACH P.        6

  Ken Patton        4

  Killerofkiller        4

  Corey Balint        4

  CourtneyB        4

  Denman        4

  JamizzleHavok13        4

  Yan Wang        4

  David Kelly        3

  Andrew Rudolph        3

  Ben Lauer        3

  Marc P.        3

  Pit Bull 1126        3

  Barry Bonzack1604        2

  DJ Fluck        2

  Ecarlson        2

  EnderofDragon        2

  EricS-Team180        2

  Jake177        2

  Jdiwnab        2

  Jeff_Rice        2

  Joe Ross        2

  Joshua May        2

  Karinka13        2

  Tom Bottiglieri        2

  Tytus Gerrish        2

  Cyberguy34000        2

  Aaron Lussier        1

  Bill Gold        1

  Coco The Monkey        1

  Collin Fultz        1

  DanielBCR        1

  ElfMaster        1

  Eria4044        1

  IMDWalrus        1

  JakeGallagher        1

  Katie Reynolds        1

  Lisa Perez        1

  MATT_kaplan108        1

  Sanddrag        1

  Stephen Kowski        1

and...picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose

must...keep...running....until...Saturday...midnight...

(keeps running)

Brandon Martus

13-02-2005 13:41

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

Arefin Bari

13-02-2005 13:47

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

alright kiddos here is your first lesson...

"put every single freshman in the Technokat's trailer. Don't let them out of there till we get to competitions tommorrow morning. Drivers... your curfew for tonight is 8 o'clock. Rest of the team member... stay out here by the trailer until I come back from the party."

MissInformation

13-02-2005 13:50

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"Well, volume 7, section 3.8 of the rules clearly states..."

Matt Attallah

13-02-2005 13:51

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Andy Baker:

Mentor by day.

[Horrible] Pastor by night.

Kevin Kolodziej

13-02-2005 14:00

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The directions CLEARLY say that we should have turned LEFT at Lake Michigan to get to Chicago...not RIGHT!

Alex Cormier

13-02-2005 14:04

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"... and you now may kiss the robot"

church bells go ring-a-ding-ring-a-ding

tkwetzel

13-02-2005 14:06

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"I think our best chance of victory will be play #374 in our playbook..."

Koko Ed

13-02-2005 14:17

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"...see Dick run. Run Dick run..."

nehalita

13-02-2005 14:30

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--after 800 pages--
Andy Baker: "aww cheer up, here's a good one: why didn't the robot turn into a ghost?"
Everyone else: *zzzzz*
Andy Baker: *laughs* "because it couldn't RUST in peace...get it? rust? a-hahaha"
>>why you never give a mentor a robot jokebook before regionals<<

Gary Dillard

13-02-2005 15:01

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

OK team, I know the "Put Andy on Survivor" plan didn't quite work out, but I've got an even BETTER idea: "Put Andy on American Idol". I've got this new song book here, so while we've got a few minutes let me try out a few on you .....

:ahh: She bangs, she bangs,....... man I sound great, don't I?

Steve W

13-02-2005 15:02

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

" Right here, Rule #1 always listen to Andy Baker. Rule #2 when in doubt refer to rule #1. Any questions? HMMMMM?"

DCA Fan

13-02-2005 16:14

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brandon Martus

<not an entry>
Gosh dang it you beat me to it! haha

<entry>
"And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe
wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger." And suddenly,
there was with the angel a multitude of the Heavenly Host
praising God, and saying, "Glory to God in the Highest, and on
Earth peace, and good will toward men."

"That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown."

Eugenia Gabrielov

13-02-2005 16:40

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Andy: "Team 45 has achieved a lot. It is time for the ultimate challenge. I think I have discovered how to...make Genia Gabrielov get taller!!!!!!!!"

Students: O.o

Billfred: Teehee.

Bcahn836

13-02-2005 17:16

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

So you thought you would go to the Regional to get out of school for a few days? Well we can't have that now can we.

Kyle Love

13-02-2005 19:58

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

"Now this is what 111 and 71 will do for the next 10 years...listen carefully!"

Jay H 237

13-02-2005 20:41

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

"Once upon a time, not so long ago,

there was an inventor by the name of Deam Kamen, who was concerned about students and thier futures in the science and technology fields.

One day he thought to himself, "Why not design a game from a limited source of parts to challenge thier minds and creativity?", and so the idea of FIRST came to him.

He enlisted the help of others, he asked corporations for sponsorship, he................."

killerofkiller

13-02-2005 21:21

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

<Andy>(in a preaching kind of voice) ...AND ON THE 45th SECOND OF THE 45th MINUTE OF THE 45th YEAR, THE LORD SAID THE TECHNOKATS WILL WIN THIS REGIONAL

<girl on left> Great, he's reading from the "secret mentor manual ", it clearly says to say "and on the <team number> second of the <team number> minute of the <team number> year, THE LORD SAID THE <TEAM NAME> WILL WIN THIS <EVENT> before every event

Amanda Morrison

13-02-2005 22:17

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

Little did the silly pig farmer know, the book he was reading was upside down. The stories he 'read' to the team to motivate them about The Poor Little Wingman That Could did little good.

richardp

13-02-2005 22:17

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"Look I got this book straight from Dave Lavery himself it revels his secrets to winning the game. I have already memorized half the book. I mean its from Dave it can't fail!!!!!"

tkwetzel

13-02-2005 22:46

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

Quote:

Originally Posted by richardp

"Look I got this book straight from Dave Lavery himself it revels his secrets to winning the game. I have already memorized half the book. I mean its from Dave it can't fail!!!!!"

[Not an Entry] If Dave knows how to win the game, why hasn't team 116 won any of the competitions?

richardp

13-02-2005 22:58

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

Quote:

Originally Posted by tkwetzel

[Not an Entry] If Dave knows how to win the game, why hasn't team 116 won any of the competitions?

<NOT AN ENTRY>
That's the irony in my post. Who know's why we havent won, maybe Dave is holding out and selling his ideas on a black market. Dave is not the team he is a part (a big part). The strategy group came up on the stratgies for this years game based on what they had seen from stu-bot, and was disscussed during stu-bot.

Andy Baker

14-02-2005 00:42

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

girl at left: What does "Hamlet" have to do with FIRST? I think Baker has lost it.

Horatio Baker

Travis Hoffman

14-02-2005 05:12

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Dudes, forget the robot - check out this "Rockstar Haircuts" picture book instead! Hmm....do you think I should go with the Bon Jovi perm or the Poisonesque Aqua Net look? Boy, I sure do miss wearing my torn denim jacket and neon green spandex pants (at the same time), but I need something that accentuates my new desperate-to-avoid-feeling-old wannabe rocker persona yet still preserves my dorky engineer farmboy vibe - I think I'll go with the mullet - business in the front, party in the back. ROCK ON!

:p

Squirrelrock

14-02-2005 12:04

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Kid in black hoodie:
GAAAAAHHHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *breaks down and cries*

Greg Needel

14-02-2005 12:29

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"to stack, or not to stack, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the game to block
The robotd and teams of outrageous scores,
Or to take arms against a sea of totes,
And by opposing end them? To stack: to block;
No more"

Rich Wong

14-02-2005 21:47

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Andy: "…. roll call is now completed, at ease everyone. Lunch and bathroom assignment will start-
John , lunch 1201 to 1206 hour, bathroom break 1206-1208 hour.

Amy, lunch 1206 to 1211 hour, bathroom 1208-1210 hour.

Joe, no lunch for you until our pit floor is clean enough for me to eat my lunch on, clean it again.

Sam, you spent 5 minutes this morning in the bathroom, this is not acceptable, I run the tightest ship….. I meant team at this regional."

Group: "Sir yes sir!"

D.J. Fluck

15-02-2005 12:50

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

Quote:

Originally Posted by killerofkiller

<Andy>(in a preaching kind of voice) ...AND ON THE 45th SECOND OF THE 45th MINUTE OF THE 45th YEAR, THE LORD SAID THE TECHNOKATS WILL WIN THIS REGIONAL

Btw, we did win the regional :p

I was there, I know what he really said (I think I remember....it was some inspirational book that he found at his brother in law's house who lived nearby)

But for the fun of the game,

"Our reading today is from the 3rd chapter of Baker, verses 17-38."

greencactus3

16-02-2005 00:29

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sooo that last one we lost was our 56th freshman we lost since we started this team and the 4th one this season. guys, you gotta be more careful. sure we'll get more next year but you gotta take more care of these. we only get a limited supply of these per year ya know. do you guys really wanns file and sort things yourselves?

Kyle Love

16-02-2005 20:14

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<not caption> Baker really does read us stuff out of that book...at MWR this past year he did and look what happened...maybe he should read it more. :rolleyes: <not caption>

"See kids....I'm just like Bill Beatty....except instead of comparing making a robot to baking a cake, I compare it to making something that can overcook Beatty's cake" :p (he really doesn't say that but hey, I think its hilarious)

Billfred

20-02-2005 16:59

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

Alright, this one was hard. Or maybe it wasn't.

Either way, first place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brandon Martus

And second place...

Quote:

Originally Posted by nehalita

Honorable mentions go to...
Gary Dillard
Eugenia Gabrielov
killerofkiller
richardp
Andy Baker
Greg Needel
T. Hoffman
Squirrelrock
greencactus3
Kyle45
Steve W
Rich Wong

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Attallah

Andy Baker:

Mentor by day.

[Horrible] Pastor by night.

So the scores are...

Code:

  MissInformation        89

  Gary Dillard        86

  T. Hoffman        76

  Dlavery        75

  Greencactus3        72

  Dorienne Plait        58

  JVN        54

  Rich Wong        51

  Jay H 237        51

  DCA Fan        49

  Michelle 236        45

  GateRunner        45

  Amanda Morrison        44

  Andy Baker        -infinity

  Elgin Clock        41

  Greg Needel        41

  Eugenia Gabrielov        41

  EddieMcD        36

  Bcahn836        36

  "Big Mike"        34

  Tkwetzel        31

  Brandon Martus        29

  Jeff Waegelin        27

  VGMasterShadow        26

  Matt Attallah        24

  Kyle45        24

  JosephM        23

  Shyra1353        19

  Mike Ciance        18

  Squirrelrock        17

  Lil' Lavery        16

  Richardp        16

  Astronouth7303        15

  Arefin Bari        12

  Tom Schindler        12

  Nehalita        11

  Koko Ed        11

  Jessica Boucher        10

  Wetzel        10

  Steve W        9

  Aignam        9

  DanielBCR        9

  Jack Jones        7

  Vivelation        7

  Meli W.        7

  George1083        6

  Killerofkiller        6

  RogerR        6

  ZACH P.        6

  Ken Patton        4

  Corey Balint        4

  CourtneyB        4

  Denman        4

  JamizzleHavok13        4

  Yan Wang        4

  Pit Bull 1126        4

  David Kelly        3

  Andrew Rudolph        3

  Ben Lauer        3

  DJ Fluck        3

  Marc P.        3

  Barry Bonzack1604        2

  Ecarlson        2

  EnderofDragon        2

  EricS-Team180        2

  Jake177        2

  Jdiwnab        2

  Jeff_Rice        2

  Joe Ross        2

  Joshua May        2

  Karinka13        2

  Tom Bottiglieri        2

  Tytus Gerrish        2

  Cyberguy34000        2

  Aaron Lussier        1

  Bill Gold        1

  Coco The Monkey        1

  Collin Fultz        1

  DanielBCR        1

  ElfMaster        1

  Eria4044        1

  IMDWalrus        1

  JakeGallagher        1

  Katie Reynolds        1

  Lisa Perez        1

  MATT_kaplan108        1

  Robo hottie71        1

  Sanddrag        1

  Stephen Kowski        1

Until a few minutes from now...

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