Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #33

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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #33

DK: Man these guys are cheating or something...I keep dying.
Brandon: C'mon DK, it's my turn, stop hogging the computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark: Dude, you suck you have to *shoot* the guys.
DJ: You guys are all idiots, I can't believe I know you people.

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Brandon: See? I told there was a picture of Dave Lavery in a bikini.
DJ: So what? It's probably one of Heidi's photoshop maipulations.
Brandon: No. It's not.

*silence*

David Kelly: I should look away. But I can't (whimpering) I can't.

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Brandon: So there's this one girl... her name is Amanda Morrsson. I can't stop thinking about her and I just have to read all of her posts.
D.J: I don't blame you. I love my women shrink-wrapped

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David Kelly: Those are Dave Lavery's legs?! And he is coming here?! Do I have time to run and hide?

DJ: I don't think so, looks like he just arrived cause I went blind.

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David: Dude, someone just outbid you on Dave Lavery's 1/2-eaten Krispy Kreme!
Brandon: No way, give me the link I need to get that donut!

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"...and scientists prove once again that if you leave a laptop out on a table the geeks will soon gather."

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wow look at those nice.....big.....huge.....perfectly shaped yellow balls from last years game.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #33

Welcome, everyone, to the the 10th annual Best Buy Geek Squad Olympics, where only the most ignorant, self-absorbed computer department dweebs are chosen to gather and show off their bloated technical knowledge of the wide array of crap they pawn off on the clueless American consumer every day! Each year, competition participants display allegiance to their store by wearing a variety of different colorful uniforms, and this year is no exception. Shown here next to a bunch of nerdly scrubs whose names aren't worth mentioning is Brandon Martus, from Best Buy Store #47 in Pontiac, Michigan. Brandon is a front runner for the gold this year, for not only is he a ginormous dork, he is also one of a select few in attendance who is the spawn of the devil, a common trait among Best Buy employees.

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Inside Clark's brain: You know, they always said Ken Leung had a nice butt... I just thought they were joking, but whoa...

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And JVN has foiled us once again! Brandon, David, Clark and DJ have teamed up against John for rights to his birthday, only to find that John was the secret behind Master Chief, and thus our daring geeks failed to win.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #33

This is a nerd brain...

This is a nerd brain on drugs...

Any questions?

-dave

p.s. <not an entry>Due to an unfortunate chainsaw accident that is just about to happen, Koko Ed will no longer be available for commentary...</not an entry>

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Why is it FIRST provides a game every year? I mean look one laptop can satisfy an infinite number of people. Let's just these people have not been listing to Andy Bakers sermons on how to rig the scores.....

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I swear, I'm going to Atlanta in disguise this year.

First place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koko Ed

Second place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

Announcer: ".... and we're STILL waiting for the official score from the scorer's table......"

Brandon: "Cool game - what's it called?"

David: "Solitaire. It comes FREE with Windows. Just check out Start/programs/accessories/games; you wouldn't believe all the cool stuff they have"

Clark: "Put the black jack on the red queen."

DJ: <I'm glad I wore a different shirt. Hopefully no-one thinks I know these guys>

Honorable mentions...
Bcahn836
Stephen Kowski
MissInformation
Rich Wong
Cory
Arefin Bari
Jay H 237
robo hottie71
DanielBCR
Andy Baker
Pit Bull 1126

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by tkwetzel

David Kelly: Those are Dave Lavery's legs?! And he is coming here?! Do I have time to run and hide?

DJ: I don't think so, looks like he just arrived cause I went blind.

So here are the scores...

Code:

  Gary Dillard        91

  MissInformation        91

  T. Hoffman        77

  Dlavery        76

  Greencactus3        73

  Dorienne Plait        58

  JVN        54

  Rich Wong        53

  Jay H 237        53

  DCA Fan        50

  Andy Baker        46

  Michelle 236        45

  Amanda Morrison        45

  GateRunner        45

  Eugenia Gabrielov        42

  Elgin Clock        41

  Greg Needel        41

  Bcahn836        38

  EddieMcD        36

  "Big Mike"        34

  Tkwetzel        34

  Brandon Martus        29

  Jeff Waegelin        27

  VGMasterShadow        26

  Matt Attallah        25

  Kyle45        24

  JosephM        23

  Koko Ed        21

  Shyra1353        19

  Mike Ciance        18

  Squirrelrock        18

  Richardp        17

  Lil' Lavery        16

  Astronouth7303        15

  Arefin Bari        14

  Nehalita        12

  Tom Schindler        12

  DanielBCR        11

  Jessica Boucher        10

  Wetzel        10

  Steve W        9

  Aignam        9

  Killerofkiller        7

  Jack Jones        7

  Vivelation        7

  Meli W.        7

  George1083        6

  RogerR        6

  ZACH P.        6

  Pit Bull 1126        6

  Ken Patton        4

  Corey Balint        4

  CourtneyB        4

  Denman        4

  JamizzleHavok13        4

  Yan Wang        4

  David Kelly        3

  Andrew Rudolph        3

  Ben Lauer        3

  DJ Fluck        3

  Marc P.        3

  Robo hottie71        3

  Stephen Kowski        3

  Barry Bonzack1604        2

  Cory        2

  Ecarlson        2

  EnderofDragon        2

  EricS-Team180        2

  Jake177        2

  Jdiwnab        2

  Jeff_Rice        2

  Joe Ross        2

  Joshua May        2

  Karinka13        2

  Tom Bottiglieri        2

  Tytus Gerrish        2

  Cyberguy34000        2

  Aaron Lussier        1

  Bill Gold        1

  Coco The Monkey        1

  Collin Fultz        1

  DanielBCR        1

  ElfMaster        1

  Eria4044        1

  IMDWalrus        1

  JakeGallagher        1

  Katie Reynolds        1

  Lisa Perez        1

  MATT_kaplan108        1

  Sanddrag        1

And, just to make things interesting, here are the average scores for the contest thus far:

Code:

  Lil' Lavery        5.33

  Brandon Martus        4.14

  Mike Ciance        3.6

  Gary Dillard        3.5

  Richardp        3.4

  Michelle 236        3.21

  JVN        3.18

  T. Hoffman        3.08

  David Kelly        3

  Jeff Waegelin        3

  Rich Wong        2.94

  MissInformation        2.94

  Dlavery        2.81

  Dorienne Plait        2.64

  Koko Ed        2.63

  Greencactus3        2.61

  Elgin Clock        2.56

  Greg Needel        2.41

  Andy Baker        2.3

  Amanda Morrison        2.25

  Jay H 237        2.12

  GateRunner        2.05

  Barry Bonzack1604        2

  Cory        2

  Ecarlson        2

  EnderofDragon        2

  EricS-Team180        2

  George1083        2

  Jake177        2

  Jdiwnab        2

  Jeff_Rice        2

  Jessica Boucher        2

  Joe Ross        2

  Joshua May        2

  Karinka13        2

  Ken Patton        2

  Nehalita        2

  Tom Bottiglieri        2

  Tytus Gerrish        2

  DCA Fan        1.92

  Shyra1353        1.9

  "Big Mike"        1.89

  Eugenia Gabrielov        1.83

  Steve W        1.8

  Tkwetzel        1.79

  Matt Attallah        1.79

  Arefin Bari        1.75

  Killerofkiller        1.75

  VGMasterShadow        1.73

  Wetzel        1.67

  EddieMcD        1.64

  DanielBCR        1.57

  JosephM        1.53

  Aignam        1.5

  Andrew Rudolph        1.5

  Ben Lauer        1.5

  DJ Fluck        1.5

  Marc P.        1.5

  Robo hottie71        1.5

  RogerR        1.5

  Stephen Kowski        1.5

  Tom Schindler        1.5

  ZACH P.        1.5

  Bcahn836        1.41

  Jack Jones        1.4

  Vivelation        1.4

  Squirrelrock        1.38

  Corey Balint        1.33

  CourtneyB        1.33

  Denman        1.33

  JamizzleHavok13        1.33

  Kyle45        1.33

  Yan Wang        1.33

  Astronouth7303        1.25

  Pit Bull 1126        1.2

  Meli W.        1.17

  Aaron Lussier        1

  Bill Gold        1

  Coco The Monkey        1

  Collin Fultz        1

  Cyberguy34000        1

  DanielBCR        1

  ElfMaster        1

  Eria4044        1

  IMDWalrus        1

  JakeGallagher        1

  Katie Reynolds        1

  Lisa Perez        1

  MATT_kaplan108        1

  Sanddrag        1

Will Gary be able to hold onto his leading-by-higher-average-score lead? Or will Heidi take it back? Or will Dave just come out of nowhere and do some crazy NASA stuff and claim the top spot?

All will be revealed in a week or so...once I post the next contest.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Billfred

Will Gary be able to hold onto his leading-by-higher-average-score lead?

Oh, I assumed the tiebreaker was just age-before-beauty

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Gary Dillard 91
MissInformation 91

OOOO-MEEEE- GOSH!
We gotta have a Sudden-Death play off between Gary D and MissInformation; I can’t wait until next weekend!
Bill may get kidnapped again or have too much fun at the first week of regionals. ;)