CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #33
 

Yeah, it's me again. Here's the scores:

And the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose

The deadline remains Saturday at midnight. Don't forget to post before passing out for your obligatory catch-up-on-rest-from-build-season nap!

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Clark: dude, check it out
computer: ssssseven daysssss
David: yep she's gonna die....
Brandon: SLACKERS!... Omg, check out her face
DJ: i don't have the bladder for this...

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In amazement of seeing a well-figured lady in the nude for the first time, many FIRST personell seem jaw dropped. DJ (a very unliked person) has been left out of this glorious find... Lets see what they do next...(or not. :))

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Guy on the computer, " See Brandon you are this weeks target for the caption contest.
Brandon ( eyes glowing red with anger), " That Billfred guy is going to pay for this one.

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<David>

"Brandon, look at this! Chief Delphi............hacked..............again."


<Brandon>

Wait..........what...........no way......................again?!"

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that cant be! team 1481 losing? thats utterly impossible! this mustve been hacked!
kid in dark blue shirt - that skinny dude on the other side of the table looks like he's hiding sumthing. as if he were innocent.. hmmm according to the results hes on the winning team, now thats suspicious. :cool:

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Brandon: And now I will erase David's computer with the power of my glowing eye. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
David: "Dude, where'd all my files go??
Clark: "David, are you sure you are qualified to operate one of those?"
DJ: Why'd they have to attach this pole to my head...now I can't point and laugh at David....grrrrr

Kev

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::NOT A RESPONCE::

I love that face on David. I think I just found my new avatar...:D

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skinny kid on right, holding a Star Trek Phaser under his arm: "Now gentlemen, what team is going to win?, thats right, you know what team, now what did i tell you to say to the FIRST segway police?"

Brandon and David together " We hacked the system under our own free will. the skinny kid next to us did not have anything to do with the planning or execution of this plan"

Skinny kid :evil Laugh: "MUHAHAHAHA" First IRI next Nationals!:looks at score bord: written in 1337 " he has a phaser he has a phaser he has a phaser help us OMG he has a phaser"

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check out this taxidermy website....it only cost $200 to to get DJ stuffed, what a bargain

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David Kelly: Um, guys, you are not going to believe this. I just got an email from a girl!


Andy B.

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DJ: hey guys, did you hear about the big red button?

Brandon: ya, its so cool.

Clark: david, find it find it find it!!

David: I am looking for it... dont jinx me.

Kenny Ardizone: DJ was talking about the big red button that Dez used.

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Announcer: ".... and we're STILL waiting for the official score from the scorer's table......"

Brandon: "Cool game - what's it called?"

David: "Solitaire. It comes FREE with Windows. Just check out Start/programs/accessories/games; you wouldn't believe all the cool stuff they have"

Clark: "Put the black jack on the red queen."

DJ: <I'm glad I wore a different shirt. Hopefully no-one thinks I know these guys>

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David: “Evil Cyber Lord, the Blue Alliance have breached the outer wall and have taken control of the loading platform.”

Brandon (in a deep scary tone): “Release… the red robots of Death… destroy the Alliance… show NOOOOO mercy.”

Clark: “Guys, stop fooling around and announce the game correctly…. Brandon, take those stupid RED contacts off, you’re scaring the children.”

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Look, for the last time, NO I WON'T CHANGE THE SCORES IN YOUR FAVOR!

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DK: Man these guys are cheating or something...I keep dying.
Brandon: C'mon DK, it's my turn, stop hogging the computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark: Dude, you suck you have to *shoot* the guys.
DJ: You guys are all idiots, I can't believe I know you people.

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Brandon: See? I told there was a picture of Dave Lavery in a bikini.
DJ: So what? It's probably one of Heidi's photoshop maipulations.
Brandon: No. It's not.


*silence*

David Kelly: I should look away. But I can't (whimpering) I can't.

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Brandon: So there's this one girl... her name is Amanda Morrsson. I can't stop thinking about her and I just have to read all of her posts.
D.J: I don't blame you. I love my women shrink-wrapped

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David Kelly: Those are Dave Lavery's legs?! And he is coming here?! Do I have time to run and hide?

DJ: I don't think so, looks like he just arrived cause I went blind.

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David: Dude, someone just outbid you on Dave Lavery's 1/2-eaten Krispy Kreme!
Brandon: No way, give me the link I need to get that donut!

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"...and scientists prove once again that if you leave a laptop out on a table the geeks will soon gather."

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wow look at those nice.....big.....huge.....perfectly shaped yellow balls from last years game.

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Welcome, everyone, to the the 10th annual Best Buy Geek Squad Olympics, where only the most ignorant, self-absorbed computer department dweebs are chosen to gather and show off their bloated technical knowledge of the wide array of crap they pawn off on the clueless American consumer every day! Each year, competition participants display allegiance to their store by wearing a variety of different colorful uniforms, and this year is no exception. Shown here next to a bunch of nerdly scrubs whose names aren't worth mentioning is Brandon Martus, from Best Buy Store #47 in Pontiac, Michigan. Brandon is a front runner for the gold this year, for not only is he a ginormous dork, he is also one of a select few in attendance who is the spawn of the devil, a common trait among Best Buy employees.

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Inside Clark's brain: You know, they always said Ken Leung had a nice butt... I just thought they were joking, but whoa...

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And JVN has foiled us once again! Brandon, David, Clark and DJ have teamed up against John for rights to his birthday, only to find that John was the secret behind Master Chief, and thus our daring geeks failed to win.

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This is a nerd brain...



This is a nerd brain on drugs...


Any questions?

-dave

p.s. <not an entry>Due to an unfortunate chainsaw accident that is just about to happen, Koko Ed will no longer be available for commentary...</not an entry>

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Why is it FIRST provides a game every year? I mean look one laptop can satisfy an infinite number of people. Let's just these people have not been listing to Andy Bakers sermons on how to rig the scores.....

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I swear, I'm going to Atlanta in disguise this year.

First place goes to...

Second place goes to...

Honorable mentions...
Bcahn836
Stephen Kowski
MissInformation
Rich Wong
Cory
Arefin Bari
Jay H 237
robo hottie71
DanielBCR
Andy Baker
Pit Bull 1126

And the burn award...
So here are the scores...

And, just to make things interesting, here are the average scores for the contest thus far:

Will Gary be able to hold onto his leading-by-higher-average-score lead? Or will Heidi take it back? Or will Dave just come out of nowhere and do some crazy NASA stuff and claim the top spot?

All will be revealed in a week or so...once I post the next contest.

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Oh, I assumed the tiebreaker was just age-before-beauty

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Gary Dillard 91
MissInformation 91



OOOO-MEEEE- GOSH!
We gotta have a Sudden-Death play off between Gary D and MissInformation; I can’t wait until next weekend!
Bill may get kidnapped again or have too much fun at the first week of regionals. ;)