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No, the solution is don't be a flirt...there's a big difference between being friendly and being a flirt...
Apparently, all you need is pink hair, and that gets the girls....that and prank someone..... |
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All meant in good fun RJ Simpson. |
I'm the biggest flirt there is, and whats wrong with that, every girl can have a few boys at a time :) maybe thats just my style. I proudly flirted to get our team drafted into finals, and i will fully exploit my womanly charms :)
ashley FIRST HOTTIES UNITE! |
evil, I tell you, they're all evil.
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In an effort to save as many of my gender as possible from emotional distress, painful rejection, and potential lawsuits, I would like to offer the attached list of pick up lines that absolutely do not work. This list has been complied after a long, careful, and detailed research effort. This involved close observation of the interactions between members of robot teams over several years, an examination of multi-cultural courting rituals, and the occasional consumption of blue-bottle fruit flies. I completely deny having personally used any of these lines (at least, not since I got married):
- Want to know about the last time I had a sucking chest wound? - In many third-world countries you would be considered quite beautiful! - Wow! My grandmother has a dress just like that! - Wanna help me light some farts? Hey! I'm a guy! It's what we do! - Want to come over for dinner? I have this great recipe from Hannibal Lechter. - Want to come up and see my itchings? Uh, I mean, etchings. Er, now that I think about it... - Want to go for a ride on my tricked out Zamboni? - Wanna come and watch my bris? - We have got to go shopping! You need serious help! - Once, I saved all my naval lint for a whole month. Then I sorted it by colors. Did you know that there are 17 distinct shades of lavender? - Do you think I should get this lanced? - I cook via smoke alarm. - It's OK. The statute of limitations has run out on most of that stuff... - I'm on a FIRST team! Can I tell you about my bot? -dave --------------------- "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates |
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*Runs away before I get something thrown at me* |
That's rather antisocial, isnt it?
Running away with your tail between your legs i don't think will win over their hearts:D This thread gets better an' better! A question for the ladies out there: Guys holding doors open for you: Good, bad, or indifferent? Is me being chivalrous a waste of time, or a good thing? --Ben Mitchell |
I just don't want to end up in any hospitals...Look at their nails...I mean come on!
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What could you be doing to offend? (try holding doors open:cool: )
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Holding them open? That's what I've been doing wrong all these years...Why has no one ever told me? hehehe jk
Seriously tho...All I ever try to be w/ girls is happy and friendly... *smiles happily* To the gals, how does one tell when a girl is being friendly, or when she is actually flirting? |
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