also you could replce "girl" with "boy".

heh
 

Pick-Up Lines to use on Math Chicks:
1) You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
2) Are you a derive-able function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!
3) You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
4) I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

Re: heh
 

haha! I love em!


OT comment on that: Don't Drink And Derive

They're all great....and funny. But here's one....

Girl: "I want you to go to Alaska"
Guy: "I'll ask ya out..would ya? " :D

Its lame...I've heard it before.

Re: Re: heh
 

lol.

The tenneesse (sp?) one has been all around the internet.

Guy: "Hi, may I ask you something?"
Girl: (scared look on her face) "Sure......."
Guy: "sosomethingifyouwanttogooutwithme"
Girl: "Umm....ok"

Re: heh
 

o wow, i love those!
and see, those might get you strange looks, but there
was some thought put in to them.

Right on!

I couldn't help myself. I saw this in a really old post:

"Hey we have the worlds largest "chick magent" on our team we always know where to find him we just ask any girl we find.and she will be able to tell us."

I was just wondering if a member of our team had relocated to that team. Although I wont mention who, since that's just mean, there is a guy who since I've been on the team I have not seen not leave a competition without atleast ONE new girl he met there. This includes off-season stuff too. He has a chick now though so maybe it wont happen this year. LOL.

Speaking of lame pickup lines..this wasnt at first or anything but I once heard a guy go up my friend and go "You know, your hair smells sooo good. What kind of shampoo do you use?" a little by itself but there was more to it that I wont mention here. Just...scarey.

I've heard that one used before by various people.....a girl asked me that and she being straight and serious about it....funny thing is I'm like Head & Shoulders. why?

lol...this is the first one I've heard that hasn't been around my school atleast once.

here's one you could use on a podiatrist someday...

"You're more bumpin than a blister between two toes"

;o)

going w/ the theme:

honey, you're more textures then the calluses on my feet


boy, you're more intense then the corns on my toes

ok. some more corny ones.

to a chef or cook:
"You filet my heart!"

to a farmer:
"My love for you is longer than sheep hair"

to a cardiologist:
"I'd give my heart for you"

to an optometrist:
"I only have eyes for you."

to a butcher:
"Since I'd die if I gave you my heart, I'll give you this sheep's heart instead."

Overheard a lot (used by the girls):

Hey, wanna lei?

DUDE! that is so the line of the girls of Team 25!

:D ;) :p

Ok, please run this past me again, what does lei mean?

Here's an old fashion one:

Hi, would you like to go out with me