:D thank you kyle! i was, in all honesty, hoping someone'd own up to being part of that team... if you meant the robot or the blond girl, my feelings won't be hurt... much ;)

but thank you kyle! me feels special now!

I've heard that one before, but it didn't work to well.

i guess that "you have great bandwith" would work the other way also, knowing that i have a T1 :P

i've heard that before, i don't know where, not to me, but i have.


funny stuff

Lamest one I've heard.......
 

Re: Lamest one I've heard.......
 

I've heard that one so many times on T.V., and so forth....here's one: "Hi! I lost a girl's number while I was swimming, may I have yours?"

You probably heard it the first time he posted it, about six posts above the second time he posted it. :rolleyes:

No, in real life...way before this thread even started.

::checks::
DOE!
ok, feeling stupid...
but i'll take Raven_Writer's excuse..

yeaaah, THAT'S IT! i heard it way before...

It was from Pirates of Silicon Valley when Bill Gates says this to some hot chick he runs into.

there is no point to pick up lines in my opinion, i mean if you want to talk to someone you can find a way. You dont need some lame thing to say to them. And i mean if you base any kind of relationship on a single line in the first place, then there are problems...

exactly! that's why they're LAME!
they rock! i LOVE bad pick up lines
as long as they're not demeaning - but funny ones
that make you just say 'what???' and then laugh
i think if you get someone with a good sense of humor
they rock
but if it's a line like 'hey baby -...' in some sleazy voice - no
I'm not a baby, i'm a big girl now -- don't talk to me like that
but I don't believe I've had an experience like that
If I did I'd probably look at them weird and laugh anyway.

Re: girls: what's the lamest pickup line u've got from a guy at robotics comp?
 

.... whats wrong with being a desperate robotics guy ....

um.....desperate many not apply in all cases....it could just be how things turned out to you know (like didn't plann on getting into a dating relationship, etc...).

I always say, "who needs a pick-up line when you've got chloroform?"

This thread would be sort of sad, if it wasn't so amusing and funny.

It makes me want to take the lamest pickup line that I can find here and try it out on a guy at a regional. :D

You could proboly get away with saying ANYTHING in that most of us guys will just be happy that someone of the opposite sex is conversing with us that anything you say will sound good to us. haha..wow..that sounded pretty desperate..huh? sorry...

desperate...theres an over used word. i mean to me desperate makes me think of naughty things *laughs* but anyways...i dont know this thread is quite amusing and its been going for a while...

::backs away slowly:: Im scared...


And yes, it has and IS quite amusing...It's funny how you only realize how...uhh...[insert word that kinda sums up this whole thing...]...until you step back and look at it as a whole. lol ::shrugs:: (and btw, you all have no idea what I get from some people in school when they find what I've posted here, lol)

ah well, whatever! I'll go back to my animation corner now...lol

and HEY! Where's some more lame pickup lines?? I needa laugh!

Laughter is truly the best medicine.

By all means......... j/k :p

Seriously tho, I think ppl use "pick-up" lines just as some way to start a conversation. It's kinda wierd to just go up to a girl (or guy) and just start talking....you need to have something to say first.

I usually try to say something witty....but it usually just ends up sounding dumb....ah well....I'm doomed to be single.

X's and O's are also worthy medicine. I prefer X and O over laughter

X's and O's are good but is X kisses and O hugs or is it the other way around?

Laughter is a very good sign as long as they're not laughing at you. Being able to generate laughter through wit, humor in comments are apart of some pick up lines like.....

"Are you cold?" Girl standing there with goosebumps......but I did let her borrow my jacket and get to go up to the forbidden 9th floor (only girls and YTL Faculty were allowed there)....walked her back to her room (and got my jacket back...only reason why I was allowed to do that!). Later, danced with her at the party but sadly the e-mail address I was given doesn't work. :(

I think you have it right. "as long as they're not laughing at you" - thus why I said I like x's and o's better.

Yeah...I hear yas... :o

Personally I think pick up lines are stupid, if you want to talk to someone, opposite sex or not, just walk up to them and say hello. "Hi" "Hello?" "I'm will :D ( <-- big dorky smile ) and you are? " "Im so and so" "nice to meet ya" continue on with conversation.

thats how I've made most of my friends, I ended up going to homecoming with a girl that I had met in line for the VR ride thing at the great lakes after party =) Using 'hello' as your pick up line works...

hhaha true.. sometimes i think pick-up lines are for laughing purposes... the funny thing is... i usually ask people what grade level are they before i ask him/her for thier name...

I have learned to ask age and grade level after some very odd experiences and close calls. but purpledaisy is right with out pick up lines and and temporary brain spasms where you say the dumbest things that u could possibly say just because you are in complete aw of the person you are talking to there wouldn't be any funny stories and there wouldn't be this thread. so never stop the pick up lines just saying "hello" is always good, so is a laugh
I know this might be a bit off the subject of this thread but what are some stories of things you meant to say to a girl/guy but u said something else

haha true true
 

i wonder where did shaking hands go.... i only met someone who did that who is a non-adult.. scary... somehow i meet someone new i suggest the lamest topics to talk about... and after i feel like runnign into a wall for my stupidty. hahaha alas

lame pickup lines are funny but sometimes they work because people remember them because often they're so funny.

something i found amusing
 

1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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2.) Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.
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3.) Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.
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4.) Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I'm a female impersonator.
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5.) Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.
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6.) Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: Unfertilized.
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7.) Male: Your body's like a temple.
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.
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8.) Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: But would you please stay there?
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9.) Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

haha, that's great!

i find the worst pickup is

"hey, i lost my #, may i have urs?"

It's so pathetic, and embarressing (sp?)

sorry for the bad spelling and such, can see straight right now

It's okay, your a webmaster, you're not supposed to be able to spell ;) ...Its part of our lives to be flamed for that blatant (sp?) misspelling on the front page of the site...

lol, thanks. I knew my site-building skillz would pay off someday (plus, I've been typing all day for the robocards site, so I'm kinda busting my fingers here)

haha i find it rather amusing.. my friend actually had a shirt thta said that:D

lol. If it works, then congrads. But I just find that it's really sad when someone uses someone else's pickup.

Re: haha true true
 

I don't know, but pretty much everyone in the south (Louisiana) still shakes hands when meeting someone new. Hmm. It must be that southern manners thing. We're quite the odd birds in the south...

Re: Re: haha true true
 

Yeah...but then it drops off at south florida. I guess we're so south that we've looped around to create our own manners... I dont think I've ever shaken hands with someone my own age...

Now that you mention it.. I don't ever remember people shaking hands in Florida... until a couple of years ago I lived in Davie, Fl. Florida is its own entity... I suppose it doesn't count as a part of the south

no one does here. we do the famous "hi, sup?"

Up here in the north, people definitely shake hands still......but, in the last little while ive been getting/giving a lot more hugs than hand-shakes....

well, this one you KNOW a smartypants used
a kid in my school, when there was some trip said to a girl

"so, what's your GPA?"
needless to say, she walked away really fast,
i believe his fallow up line was
"What did you get on your SATs"

actually, the guy really doesn't try,
and I don't think he likes girls that much to even
try to be decent...

Re: Sometimes it's the girls...
 

haha, the infamous lei-ings. Yeah, one of my friends (female) got lei-ed by another one of her friends (female) at a SECME engineering field trip...It was really funny to come back to school and after she told them she got lei-ed by so and so. Everyone was quite confused (especially being she followed the comments by simply walking away and not explaing much else..heh)

Re: Re: Re: haha true true
 

Yeah, the south stops at Atlanta basically, (some consider north FLA to be in the south, but i disagree).

Our "manners" include cutting you off on the highway, or even small roads, running you over if you decide to cross the street, even if you had the right of way, running red lights, turning left from the right hand lane, cursing at you in spanish or creole (sp), and genereally not having respect for you in any way shape or form ;)

Hehe. I definitely remember these things from when I lived near Ft. Lauderdale. Certainly not like Louisiana, where all elementary and middle schools force kids to say ma'am and sir, and people could permanently be labeled as unforgivably rude for not holding a door for someone, and you can't walk down a street without someone you know pulling over and asking "Honey, do you need a ride?" goodness, i just realized how off-topic I am. I'll shutup.

You may think you're off topic but a friend of mine said he did that. He got slapped for calling the girl honey but that's irrelevant to the fact it didn't work!

Aloha,

DISCLAIMER: Comments made by "Big Mike" do not reflect those of the Team 25 Volcano Crew.

Here's a line especially for Mike: Hey, want me to beat you with your own hat again?

Anyway, yay pickup lines!

Bye bye,
Mellie

hey yeah, dude, i'm not on the vocano crew,
but i would totally lei some one .. for .. something..
er..yeah

::Hastiley (sp?) rushes around looking for "something"....::

Okay, im sorry, I had to say it..im done now...for now..yeah...

dude, if i had a lei, i would lei you simply for a smile

making the world a better & happier place - one lei at a time

eh? anyone there to argue??:p

haha reminds me of a motto of my friends "[my friend's alias]:bring peace one bullet at a name"

Don't even joke about that. M--

Mo-

It pains me to say it, I don't think I can manage it.

M-e

nope, can't do it.

*Nervous breakdown in T-10 and counting*

come on over, we'll lei you:D

heh, YAI! Firewold would lei me! lol

heh..oh, and shelley, im sure they're would be some guy willing to lei ya...




hey, I just found out that last year there was a "web hug" where all the delphi members get together. I dunno about you all, but (if my bad memory allows me to) imma get some leis and bring em!! lol...


-- ANY 108 MEMBERS, REMIND ME TO BRING LEIS!! --

lei = hug, right?

If so, I need a lei right now....:(

no, lei's are those flower things that you put around peoples necks

but if it's a hug you want,
it's what you'll get

/gives hug

if you come to 25, most of the girls are pritty friendly if you ask the right one
(and girls, the guys are the same)
we won't mind brightening up your day
I ask the guys for hugs all the time
people need it every now-and-then
for just one of those days...esp. in building periods...

Ah, kewl. Thanks for the hug.

I'm kewl with giving hugs out, they're special, ;)

hugs are a good thing...at least give them to people you care about (in [particular if they could use one) and especially the special friend in your life.

Sounds good to me firewolf, lol.... ::writes on a sticky note "if need hug, go to team 25" ;)::

Just for the record, there are about 2 people from team 108 that wouldnt back away slowly then run hurridly away if you asked them for a hug. Thats probobly me and my friend sierra. However, if you do need a hug, just find me ;) lol...if im not under a table in a computer somewhere at the soap tent....heh



btw, 108 members taht read this: I dont care what you say, If someone needs a hug, ill give em a hug, I DONT NEED TO HEAR YOUR COMMENTS....

sorry, had to get that point out now as opposed to the IMs later...

what about gracious professionalism....the ideas of couresty, respect, and etc....?

I'm probably the only one on team 5 (besides 2 others, maybe) that would. Not sure though.

well, just for that,
i'm gonna send someone to find you
and get that hug:yikes:
(um, don't ask our adviser for a hug though...:ahh: )

haha on v-day i was on a hugging... it freaked some people out :p and got some wierd stares.....

Hey man i think you can make that 3 ppl (Include me in it dang it) ...... umm i will remind u about the lei's as long as u remind me to remind u.

-Cipher X

Is this the longest running thread ever? I remember this thread back in 2002. :p


It's a definitely one sided issue here: guys need to be careful, but girls at robotics teams, they can get away with anything: they have all the power. :D

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!! No PDA's allowed!!!!!

yep!
 

we dont "get away with anything" ..... we are so perfect...=P

Re: yep!
 

hahahaha.../me dies on floor of laughter

At the Nationals in FLorida a guy came up to me and asked where I was staying, when I answered " in kissamee", he tried to kiss me. That was more funny than anything else really.

Re: yep!
 

er ::looks around:: e-yeaaah:confused:

i just get away w/ things b/c i confuse the other person enough
so they don't bother to press charges i mean, argue...

hahaha
 

insanely amusing...

Re: hahaha
 

couldn't have said it better

that is the best!!!
ha! too funny!!
yet so perfect!

but we are perfect :p *straightens her halo*

eh?
 

sometimes people say our horn hold up our halos... is that why we need to straighten them once in a while?:p

Halo my.....well, hind end.

Now I can't talk about you ladies of course, because I don't really know you.....But I know some girls that are downright evil.

I suppose in all fairness, every group of ppl has some evil members.

Hey! Evilness is fun... in jest... when everyone is enjoying themselves.. does that make sense?

but ya, you tend to get the spinach in the teeth once in a while:confused:
i mean, those bad people tend to stick out and cause you to
remember them over the other good ones

I have horns - but for play :yikes:
you need to be evil once in a while

Everyone needs a lil evilness... and all ya guys know that in all fairness, we do actually like some female evilness...



....This might sound stupid but it was the best way I could word it... ::shrugs::


(and yeah, that did make sense firewolf...well..to me at least...)

By everyone, do you mean just the ladies, or *really* everyone?;)

:D Sorry, had to ask it.:D :D

evilness... more like jocular playfulness... haha you need to laugh at someone's MINOR lose once in a while... RIGHT?:p

there ya go! that sounds better

LOL, indeed.:D

yay! i don't even have to respond now!
and i made sense, woohoo (homer simpson's way)!

so i have people who agree?

and yes i *really* mean everyone
;) :p

nownow
 

*waddles to firewolf*
*sends fire wolf to hospital*

Whooaa... I am soo lost... and I stalk-- er, have been following this thread ;)

What does everyone mean by "evil?" haha :P

Re: nownow
 

ow, what you do that for??
::rubs head:::ahh:

I just did a search for all those old dating threads: those were GOLD.

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...ghlight=dating

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...ghlight=dating

Oh, what a close knit community! I have returned!:)

evil [the non-dictionary] as in mean and inconsiderate of other's feelings :p

Or, being like a robot (just playing)

Here's the scoop:

The girls started talking about their halo's.

I said that some girls are evil (so no halo's for them).

Then people started talking about evilness in small doses.

Now.......Evilness in fun is good, then then, its just playing around and not actually being evil (yay for logic...)

Girls/Guys can be downright evil/mean/grumpy/etc...and thats never fun....I think to some extent everyone has at least small horns under their halo's...

And then there's some with full-grown horns, that busted the circle in half.

She's right! We do hug a lot! If you come to team 25, look for Shru, or for the Button Queen (moi) and we will gladly give out (and take) hugs!

without evil we could not define good

Without evil we couldn't Microsoft would actually be a good operating system.

Firewolf > Great point.

yes yes
 

excerpt of something i found amusing


"You are working on the premise of duality," the Christian
explains. "That for example there is life and then there's
death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept
of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir,
science cannot even explain a thought. It uses electricity
and magnetism but has never seen, much less fully understood
them. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant
of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life, merely the absence of it."


The young man holds up a newspaper he takes from the desk
of a neighbour who has been reading it. "Here is one of the
most disgusting tabloids this country hosts, professor. Is
there such a thing as immorality?"
"Of course there is, now look..."
"Wrong again, sir. You see, immorality is merely the absence
of morality. Is there such thing as injustice? No. Injustice
is the absence of justice. Is there such a thing as evil?"
The Christian pauses. "Isn't evil the absence of good?"


The professor's face has turned an alarming color. He is so
angry that he is temporarily speechless. The Christian
continues.


"If there is evil in the world, professor, and we all agree
there is, then God, if he exists, must be accomplishing a
work through the agency of evil. What is that work, God
is accomplishing?The Bible tells us it is to see if each one
of us will, of our own free will, choose good over evil."


The professor bridles. "As a philosophical scientist, I
don't vie this matter as having anything to do with any
choice; as a realist, I absolutely do not recognize the
concept of God or any other theological factor as being
part of the world equation because God is not
observable."


"I would have thought that the absence of God's moral code
in this world is probably one of the most observable
phenomena going," the Christian replies.


"Newspapers make billions of dollars reporting it every
week! Tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that
they evolved from a monkey?"
"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process,
young man, yes, of course I do."


"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"
The professor makes a sucking sound with his teeth and
gives his student a silent, stony stare.


"Professor. Since no-one has ever observed the process of
evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process
is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion,
sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a priest?"


"I'll overlook your impudence in the light of our
philosophical discussion. Now, have you quite finished?"
the professor hisses.


"So you don't accept God's moral code to do what is
righteous?"


"I believe in what is - that's science!"


"Ahh! SCIENCE!" the student's face splits into a grin.
"Sir, you rightly state that science is the study of
observed phenomena. Science too is a premise which is
flawed..."


"SCIENCE IS FLAWED..?" the professor splutters.


The class is in uproar.


The Christian remains standing until the commotion has
subsided.
"To continue the point you were making earlier to the
other student, may I give you an example of what I mean?"


The professor wisely keeps silent.


The Christian looks around the room. "Is there anyone in
the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?"


The class breaks out in laughter.


The Christian points towards his elderly, crumbling tutor.


"Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's
brain... felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the
professor's brain?"


No one appears to have done so.


The Christian shakes his head sadly. "It appears no-one
here has had any sensory perception of the professor's
brain whatsoever. Well, according to the rules of empirical,
stable, demonstrable protocol, science, I DECLARE that
the professor has no brain."


The class is in chaos.


And the Christian sits... Because that is what a chair is
for.

Hmm...interesting...

Just out of curoisty, how's that relate to evil..?

::shrugs:: if it doesn't I dont mind, Im just wondering if i missed something when I read it...