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As Gene Wilder said in Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory as an idea to get the kid who shrunk himself back to normal size, "Take him to the taffy pulling machine."


-D.J., fellow short person...standing in at 6'1" :D

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There's always those things that you can have pinned into your legs, and when you turn the screws on them, they stretch the bones.. :p

I hear that getting two REM sleep cycles in a night works..

It worked for me.. Lol

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I agree with my buddy Mike up there...Be proud of your shortness! I'm 5'2" - 5'2 1/2" and I'm proud of it! I love being short. Fun being unnoticed. I can scare people easier. ;)

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dont stand next to me, if you want to feel taller, brandon martus comes and stands next to me to feel shorter so i wont be any help

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what about getting a bear hug by big mike while someone pulls on your legs?

or just the bear hug from big mike might work.

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Alright, alright, I've got a real solution.

Apparently when you wake up in the morning, your body's kinda gotten used to being horizontal, and has thus spread out.

At the end of the day, your body's kinda gotten used to being vertical, and has thus compressed somewhat.

Solution? Measure yourself first thing in the morning.

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Or just never stand up! :p

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Another plus (in my opinion) of being height limited is that shorter people make better Evil Overlords. My theory on this is it's because shorter people get used to having things done for them: "Here let me get that down for you." or "Here, let me put that away for you." We kind of get used to people slaving away for us.

Heidi

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Hmmmmm, let us see...

I really like DJ's taffy pulling idea. Oh billfred! Where are you?

Lisa (keiko): ;) OH I use it to my advantage. But people also use me to their advantage. I am in fact the eternal chin rest. :-D

w00t for my society: Short People to Power

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Mhm. Heidi has figured out my true mission...

To become the ultimate overlord! All of you tall things will be my minions, and all of you short people will be my homies in crime.

Reminds of when I used to be an Oreo Overlord, and tortured other cookies for fun...

- Genia

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but i managed!!!!! and darn well if i do say so myself...lol

people even do that, i just turn look, if they don't get the message, i just go, "no" and they move, there ARE however people that can do that to me
arm rest, chin rest, etc

i suppose it's all an even exchange in the end

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See, I can't avoid them like that. If they're nice, they're free to use me as a whatever rest, and mean people wouldn't do that anyway. They'd just kinda off and do their own thing.

Maybe I should advertise? "Better Free Hugs" AND "Free Chinrest"