CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #35
 

Woohoo! 35 of these things!

Here's the scores...

And the picture...

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p1030236.html

Until Midnight Saturday...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #35
 

I told you not to buy Krispy Kream stock.

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I'll give you a Krispy Kreme donut if you tell me the game. Scout's honor.

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Dave, this is an intervention. We need to talk about your....donut problem.

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It'll be ok Dave; remember, your rovers are still going!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #35
 

Mr. Lavery, I just want to let you know you're on Heidi's Hidden Camera Show. If you look directly across the room, hidden behind that cardboard box is the camera. Don't look so sad, you've given alot to the FIRST community. As a matter of fact, Heidi has enough pictures to photoshop until 2017 and Billfred has enough pics to last until contest #1675.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #35
 

After a student is left crippled like Captain Hook with a sword attached instead of a hand as a result of a malicious car collision by the not so famous "Wanna be KK" Donut Company, the nervous hero Dave is inspired to take a stand!

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Dont be sad dave, I am sure they will find a perfect place to build a KK on Mars

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The reason we're giving you a time out, Dave, is because drills just don't work as well when they're covered in Krispy Kreme glaze.

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Gentleman whispering to Dave:

“Mr. Lavery, I have a big, big favor to ask you.
My son, standing over there, has been in the Boys Scout for 16 years and needs one more merit badge for science or he won’t leave it.
His request is a little..... unusual.
I came to you in desperation Mr. Lavery because my son…. he wants to…. (Sigh)…. to drive your Mars Rover….. the one on Mars.”
:eek:

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Dave, sobbing after heaering that nasa lost contact with his rover:
Dave<::sob:: i always thought that it would last forever ::sob:: and that i could go to mars and i could ride him arround, just like we did in the lab, before we launched him ::sob::>
Man in blue < Don't worry dave, he's in a better place, a place where his gears are allways lubricated and alligned, and his battery will never run out>
Dave< where is he?>
Man in blue < why he's at an FRC Pit of course!>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #35
 

Dave reacts to the news from the "Caption Scouting Corps" that he is to be the subject of yet another of Billfred's caption contests.



[not an entry] You know, I am pretty sure that there are lots and lots of photos of Dean, Woodie, Paul Copioli, JVN, Amanda Morrison, Andy Baker, Mike Martus, Joe Johnson, Jason Morrella, Dave Flowerday, David Kelly, Rich Kressly, Chris Hibner, etc., etc., etc. that you can make fun of, er, uh, ahem, "honor" by using as the subject of this weekly lynching, eh, ah, "celebration." I don't want to be greedy and keep all this joy just to myself. [/not an entry]

-dave

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/not an entry
I love how these contests always seem to find their way to go back to Dave Lavery and (pick one) Krispy Kreme/Heidi/Photoshop

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Not an entry
Mostly because Dave is the subject of at least half of these contests.

Where's the Hawaian shirt :ahh: ?

Now my bit of randomness
Sproing-oing-oing-oing-oing-oing-oing-oing-oing

Gotta love that otomonopia
-Daniel

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Look buddy, we don't care WHERE your other car is; you ain't racing in the Pinewood Derby. Even if you WERE a cub scout, the rules say it has to be made of wood, less than 7 inches long, and weigh less than 5 ounces. You're about 31 inches and 119 pounds 11 ounces over spec, without the battery.