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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #35

I'm sorry to tell you this Dave, but your not eligible for the Engineering Merit Badge. Seeing as (a)your not even a Boy Scout, (b)your a little old for the Boy Scouts, and (c) theres nothing here to show you have been working on your Engineering merit Badge. And about your Collection Merit Badge, showing us pictures of all the Krispey Kreme boxes you've collected through your travels doesn't meet the requirements. Sorry.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #35

Dave, we have called the authorities they shall be here real soon. but for now you must stay with his scout master.

10 minutes goes bye.

Dave: so why am i being arrested?
Scout guy: they have a picture of you and that stolen Krispey Kreme truck, now Dave what did they teach you in KK anonymous?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #35

(Billfred, scratch my first entry)

"Sir, by any chance, you don't happen to own the Mustang out in the front lot that I backed into?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #35

*whispers* Okay you know the rules, anything you think of can, will, and should be used against you. Try not to make a scene though, this man is staring at me kinda....weirdly....
*to rest of people* UMM Folks, heh... *pause* we're just gonna...umm BORROW Dave for a bit....we'll return him to you...soon....

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #35

You know, I just realized...

Right now, I'm in Florida (at the regional of the same name). I will be leaving tomorrow morning for a seven or eight-hour drive to Colatown, getting me home around 6:00 or 7:00 PM...maybe a -bit- earlier, since I'm now used to getting up at the crack of dawn. (See, parents? FIRST can keep your college student on a semi-normal sleep schedule!)

Therefore, don't expect the judging until late tomorrow night.

And no, Gary hasn't been violating The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule...

Quote:

Originally Posted by The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule

No person may kidnap, threaten, or otherwise cause harm or mental distress to Billfred in order to influence the outcome of a caption contest.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #35

Dave, that grizzly is nothing like any teddy bears you might have.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billfred

And no, Gary hasn't been violating The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule...

Hmmmm.... it's getting kinda late and no word from Billfred; I hope he didn't have any problem with his brakes........

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #35

For the record, I made it home just fine. My butt was a little numb, but other than that I'm fine.

With that said, first place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koko Ed

I told you not to buy Krispy Kream stock.

And second place...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Consider this a friendly reminder, Mr. Smarty-pants. You need to forget about sending any more robots to help little old ladies cross busy streets. My friend here at the Boy Scouts does not appreciate your robots taking away his business. If this continues, I've got some scouts with their "arm breaking merit badge" who want to practice their skills. Capeesh?

(Would this be the secrets of a NASA-funded team?)

Honorable mentions...
Jessica Boucher
robo hottie71
Rich Wong
richardp
Greg Needel
Rich Kressly
Jay H 237
T. Hoffman
Steve W
dlavery (there actually aren't as many Dean pictures as I once thought)
Gary Dillard
nehalita

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissInformation

“I’m sorry Mr. Lavery, but you’re going to have to come with us. You are under arrest for breaking the Boy Scout Law. Sure, you have been trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous and kind… but we have several documented cases where you have not been obedient and several witnesses attest that you are not always exactly cheerful.”

So here are the scores...

Code:

  MissInformation        96

  Gary Dillard        94

  T. Hoffman        89

  Dlavery        80

  Greencactus3        73

  Dorienne Plait        61

  Jay H 237        57

  Rich Wong        56

  JVN        54

  Andy Baker        52

  DCA Fan        52

  Amanda Morrison        50

  Michelle 236        45

  GateRunner        45

  Eugenia Gabrielov        44

  Greg Needel        43

  Elgin Clock        41

  Bcahn836        40

  Tkwetzel        36

  EddieMcD        36

  "Big Mike"        34

  Koko Ed        33

  Brandon Martus        30

  Jeff Waegelin        27

  VGMasterShadow        26

  Matt Attallah        25

  JosephM        25

  Kyle45        25

  Richardp        21

  Shyra1353        20

  Squirrelrock        19

  Mike Ciance        18

  Lil' Lavery        16

  Nehalita        16

  Arefin Bari        15

  Astronouth7303        15

  DanielBCR        14

  Jessica Boucher        12

  Tom Schindler        12

  Steve W        11

  Killerofkiller        10

  Wetzel        10

  Aignam        9

  Robo hottie71        8

  Pit Bull 1126        8

  Jack Jones        7

  Vivelation        7

  Meli W.        7

  George1083        6

  RogerR        6

  ZACH P.        6

  Stephen Kowski        5

  JamizzleHavok13        5

  Ken Patton        4

  Corey Balint        4

  CourtneyB        4

  Denman        4

  Yan Wang        4

  David Kelly        3

  Andrew Rudolph        3

  Ben Lauer        3

  DJ Fluck        3

  Marc P.        3

  Cyberguy34000        3

  Barry Bonzack1604        2

  Cory        2

  Ecarlson        2

  EnderofDragon        2

  EricS-Team180        2

  Jake177        2

  Jdiwnab        2

  Jeff_Rice        2

  Joe Ross        2

  Joshua May        2

  Karinka13        2

  Rich Kressly        2

  Tom Bottiglieri        2

  Tytus Gerrish        2

  Jay Trzaskos        2

  TierraDelDiablo        2

  Aaron Lussier        1

  Bill Gold        1

  Coco The Monkey        1

  Collin Fultz        1

  ElfMaster        1

  Eria4044        1

  IMDWalrus        1

  JakeGallagher        1

  Katie Reynolds        1

  Kyle        1

  Lisa Perez        1

  MATT_kaplan108        1

  Pat McCarthy        1

  Sanddrag        1

And the next contest will be up shortly.