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Billfred 13-03-2005 22:26

CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
Apologies on the lateness...I guess I could say that traveling is covered under the Billfred Is Working Way Too Freaking Much Rule, but ah well.

Here's the scores:

Code:

  MissInformation        96
  Gary Dillard        94
  T. Hoffman        89
  Dlavery        80
  Greencactus3        73
  Dorienne Plait        61
  Jay H 237        57
  Rich Wong        56
  JVN        54
  Andy Baker        52
  DCA Fan        52
  Amanda Morrison        50
  Michelle 236        45
  GateRunner        45
  Eugenia Gabrielov        44
  Greg Needel        43
  Elgin Clock        41
  Bcahn836        40
  Tkwetzel        36
  EddieMcD        36
  "Big Mike"        34
  Koko Ed        33
  Brandon Martus        30
  Jeff Waegelin        27
  VGMasterShadow        26
  Matt Attallah        25
  JosephM        25
  Kyle45        25
  Richardp        21
  Shyra1353        20
  Squirrelrock        19
  Mike Ciance        18
  Lil' Lavery        16
  Nehalita        16
  Arefin Bari        15
  Astronouth7303        15
  DanielBCR        14
  Jessica Boucher        12
  Tom Schindler        12
  Steve W        11
  Killerofkiller        10
  Wetzel        10
  Aignam        9
  Robo hottie71        8
  Pit Bull 1126        8
  Jack Jones        7
  Vivelation        7
  Meli W.        7
  George1083        6
  RogerR        6
  ZACH P.        6
  Stephen Kowski        5
  JamizzleHavok13        5
  Ken Patton        4
  Corey Balint        4
  CourtneyB        4
  Denman        4
  Yan Wang        4
  David Kelly        3
  Andrew Rudolph        3
  Ben Lauer        3
  DJ Fluck        3
  Marc P.        3
  Cyberguy34000        3
  Barry Bonzack1604        2
  Cory        2
  Ecarlson        2
  EnderofDragon        2
  EricS-Team180        2
  Jake177        2
  Jdiwnab        2
  Jeff_Rice        2
  Joe Ross        2
  Joshua May        2
  Karinka13        2
  Rich Kressly        2
  Tom Bottiglieri        2
  Tytus Gerrish        2
  Jay Trzaskos        2
  TierraDelDiablo        2
  Aaron Lussier        1
  Bill Gold        1
  Coco The Monkey        1
  Collin Fultz        1
  ElfMaster        1
  Eria4044        1
  IMDWalrus        1
  JakeGallagher        1
  Katie Reynolds        1
  Kyle        1
  Lisa Perez        1
  MATT_kaplan108        1
  Pat McCarthy        1
  Sanddrag        1

And after reading one entry last week, I resolved to give Dave a break. But then my devilish side said that Lavery has to be in the contest this week. Therefore, the picture is...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...4&postcount=12

EDIT!! I really meant http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose instead. I'm leaving the first link so the following two posts don't confuse anyone.

(decides to start driving to a hiding place now, despite the numbness in his butt)

Daniel Brim 13-03-2005 22:28

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
Time to caption Dave whining?

[edit]

I know the game and you don't. Mwuhahahahaha.

[not an entry]
Yes I know that he doesn't know the game beforehand, but it still works
[/not an entry]

[/edit]

Billfred 13-03-2005 22:35

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
Ladies and gentlemen, after 36 contests, I've finally screwed up the first post. Give me a second.

Edit: Fixed. Did I mention the eight hours on the road?

Rich Kressly 13-03-2005 22:59

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
[not an entry] After much consideration and concluding that no one will take this the wrong way ... [/not an entry]

"My other dad is on Mars."

tkwetzel 13-03-2005 23:04

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
"Sean Lavery being forced to look happy after working very long hours in his Dad's slave shop. The look may get him the spot to be VEX robotics first ever poster boy!"

Dorienne 14-03-2005 00:14

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
Lil' Lave thinkin': This is better than those stupid family parties we have where I need to fake a smile for pictures, then do so again when grandma comes to pinch my cheeks... *shiver*

Elgin Clock 14-03-2005 00:44

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
Unfortunately, removed from the picture by the power of Photoshop (maybe by Heidi?), was the little clouded caption balloon which shows the thoughts of Sean and included the following text:

"When I turn 16 Dad says I get the keys to the Rover." :D

Arefin Bari 14-03-2005 00:52

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
Sean: are you sure you are ready to see me mill this part down?

others: yayayayayayayaya.

Sean: I smile just like my dad before I go screw something up, totally opposite.

others: *runs*

Daniel Brim 14-03-2005 02:20

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
Ok kids... As we continue our tour of the museum of dorkyness, we come upon the Mona Lavery. No-one knows what his mysterious smile is about, but we suppose that his smile has something to do with his father.

Kids....uh........kids........please refrain from desecrating the painting......kids?

Next up on the tour is the hall of John-V-Neuns. Please follow me.

Jay H 237 14-03-2005 05:36

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
fakes smile

What, the Bridgeport, It's fine...........nothing happened. What loud noise before you came running in here?

Travis Hoffman 14-03-2005 05:37

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
Dude, Dad just got back from the Team Picnic [you know, the one we've seen like 1000 pictures of since this contest started], and I gotta tell ya, Heidi's baked beans just don't agree with him. Where's the Lysol? Oh, it's over there by the Tap Magic. Gotta run - I can't hold my breath like this forever!

Koko Ed 14-03-2005 05:42

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
"With this disguised no way that BIllfred finds me to use in his stupid captioning contest this time!"


"oh crap."

Bcahn836 14-03-2005 06:13

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
Evil Genius in Training

JamizzleHavok13 14-03-2005 08:59

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
*sings* I know something you don't knoooooooooooow!

*thinks* I'm gonna eat your soul, mwahahahaha

*laughter*

Joe Matt 14-03-2005 08:59

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
Sean: How much longer till I can have my car on mars dad?
Dave: As soon as you get my crazy hair and Hawaiian shirts son.....

MissInformation 14-03-2005 10:42

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
FIRST and VEX have joined together to bring you this amazing opportunity: Now you too can build your own Lavery!*

*Prices may vary depending on model size and configuration. Hawaiian shirts, rovers and donuts each sold separately.

Kevin Kolodziej 14-03-2005 14:26

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
After being told that his father had finally discovered the secret formula used to make Krispy Kreme donuts, Sean had a smile a mile wide all day long.

Shu Song 14-03-2005 16:45

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
Hey dad.... How about giant lasers in next years game, please?

richardp 14-03-2005 17:42

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
"If only my dad knew about the changes I made to 2007 game....*cough*...oh Hi dad no I wasn't looking at next years game I swear. (mumbles) year after next!"

Gary Dillard 14-03-2005 17:47

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
What a good-looking, intelligent, witty young man. It looks like Sean inherited all the family traits. Thankfully, he inherited them from Carol's side of the family.

killerofkiller 14-03-2005 19:51

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
Sean: dad do you realy think it's neccissary to smile like this for 45 minutes while it's sent to your rover on mars?, i mean comone! i know you designed it and everything, but does it realy have to have a picture of me?

Lil' Lavery 15-03-2005 17:33

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
[not an entry] that smile was totally voluntary.... ok, it wasnt
Wow, its hard to come up with a caption about yourself. Please continue destroying what dignity i have left ;)

nehalita 15-03-2005 17:44

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
maybe if i squint at the camera enough, the camera will spontaneously combust....

Marc P. 15-03-2005 17:53

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
"These safety glasses will not only save me from flying shards of metal, but all the flying comments from this caption contest!"

Dorienne 15-03-2005 18:40

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JamizzleHavok13
*sings* I know something you don't knoooooooooooow!

*thinks* I'm gonna eat your soul, mwahahahaha

*laughter*

Go figure you put something like that..nutty person. :eek:

DaBruteForceGuy 15-03-2005 19:03

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
"See how incredably clean my shirt is!! Daddy always said how important it is to be sharply dressed... and never to spend a dime on a haircut, but thats a different story :D "

Rich Wong 16-03-2005 00:56

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
Heidi: “Sean… Sean …. Just like you asked, I convinced Bill to use your Dad on #35 Caption Contest, but you got to wipe that big smile off your face before we go back into the house. I can’t get caught doing this with you, I'm in enough trouble already.”



*Shop light turns off….. slowly from behind a closet door a shadowy figure appears wearing a Hawaiian shirt, “Mwuhahahahaha….”*

DCA Fan 18-03-2005 21:36

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
They don't suspect a thing....exxxxcellent......

Billfred 20-03-2005 18:06

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 
Alright, so I finally got the energy/dinner/motivation to judge the contest. First place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissInformation
FIRST and VEX have joined together to bring you this amazing opportunity: Now you too can build your own Lavery!*

*Prices may vary depending on model size and configuration. Hawaiian shirts, rovers and donuts each sold separately.

Second place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich Wong
Heidi: “Sean… Sean …. Just like you asked, I convinced Bill to use your Dad on #35 Caption Contest, but you got to wipe that big smile off your face before we go back into the house. I can’t get caught doing this with you, I'm in enough trouble already.”



*Shop light turns off….. slowly from behind a closet door a shadowy figure appears wearing a Hawaiian shirt, “Mwuhahahahaha….”*

Honorable mentions go to...
Rich Kressly
DanielBCR
T. Hoffman (who would've gotten the burn award...but that would've had explosive effects. :p)
Koko Ed
richardp
Marc P.
DaBruteForceGuy
Elgin Clock
robo hottie71
JosephM

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard
What a good-looking, intelligent, witty young man. It looks like Sean inherited all the family traits. Thankfully, he inherited them from Carol's side of the family.

The scores...

Code:

Name        Total
  MissInformation        106
  Gary Dillard        97
  T. Hoffman        91
  Dlavery        80
  Greencactus3        73
  Dorienne Plait        62
  Rich Wong        61
  Jay H 237        58
  JVN        54
  DCA Fan        53
  Andy Baker        52
  Amanda Morrison        50
  Michelle 236        45
  GateRunner        45
  Eugenia Gabrielov        44
  Elgin Clock        43
  Greg Needel        43
  Bcahn836        41
  Tkwetzel        37
  EddieMcD        36
  Koko Ed        35
  "Big Mike"        34
  Brandon Martus        30
  Jeff Waegelin        27
  JosephM        27
  VGMasterShadow        26
  Matt Attallah        25
  Kyle45        25
  Richardp        23
  Shyra1353        20
  Squirrelrock        19
  Mike Ciance        18
  Nehalita        17
  Lil' Lavery        16
  Arefin Bari        16
  DanielBCR        16
  Astronouth7303        15
  Jessica Boucher        12
  Tom Schindler        12
  Steve W        11
  Killerofkiller        11
  Robo hottie71        10
  Wetzel        10
  Aignam        9
  Pit Bull 1126        8
  Jack Jones        7
  Vivelation        7
  Meli W.        7
  George1083        6
  RogerR        6
  ZACH P.        6
  JamizzleHavok13        6
  Marc P.        5
  Stephen Kowski        5
  Ken Patton        4
  Rich Kressly        4
  Corey Balint        4
  CourtneyB        4
  Denman        4
  Yan Wang        4
  David Kelly        3
  Andrew Rudolph        3
  Ben Lauer        3
  DJ Fluck        3
  Cyberguy34000        3
  TierraDelDiablo        3
  Barry Bonzack1604        2
  Cory        2
  DaBruteForceGuy        2
  Ecarlson        2
  EnderofDragon        2
  EricS-Team180        2
  Jake177        2
  Jdiwnab        2
  Jeff_Rice        2
  Joe Ross        2
  Joshua May        2
  Karinka13        2
  Tom Bottiglieri        2
  Tytus Gerrish        2
  Jay Trzaskos        2
  Aaron Lussier        1
  Bill Gold        1
  Coco The Monkey        1
  Collin Fultz        1
  ElfMaster        1
  Eria4044        1
  IMDWalrus        1
  JakeGallagher        1
  Katie Reynolds        1
  Kyle        1
  Lisa Perez        1
  MATT_kaplan108        1
  Pat McCarthy        1
  Sanddrag        1

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