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CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
Apologies on the lateness...I guess I could say that traveling is covered under the Billfred Is Working Way Too Freaking Much Rule, but ah well.
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MissInformation 96http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...4&postcount=12 EDIT!! I really meant http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose instead. I'm leaving the first link so the following two posts don't confuse anyone. (decides to start driving to a hiding place now, despite the numbness in his butt) |
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Time to caption Dave whining?
[edit] I know the game and you don't. Mwuhahahahaha. [not an entry] Yes I know that he doesn't know the game beforehand, but it still works [/not an entry] [/edit] |
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Ladies and gentlemen, after 36 contests, I've finally screwed up the first post. Give me a second.
Edit: Fixed. Did I mention the eight hours on the road? |
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[not an entry] After much consideration and concluding that no one will take this the wrong way ... [/not an entry]
"My other dad is on Mars." |
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"Sean Lavery being forced to look happy after working very long hours in his Dad's slave shop. The look may get him the spot to be VEX robotics first ever poster boy!"
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Lil' Lave thinkin': This is better than those stupid family parties we have where I need to fake a smile for pictures, then do so again when grandma comes to pinch my cheeks... *shiver*
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Unfortunately, removed from the picture by the power of Photoshop (maybe by Heidi?), was the little clouded caption balloon which shows the thoughts of Sean and included the following text:
"When I turn 16 Dad says I get the keys to the Rover." :D |
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Sean: are you sure you are ready to see me mill this part down?
others: yayayayayayayaya. Sean: I smile just like my dad before I go screw something up, totally opposite. others: *runs* |
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Ok kids... As we continue our tour of the museum of dorkyness, we come upon the Mona Lavery. No-one knows what his mysterious smile is about, but we suppose that his smile has something to do with his father.
Kids....uh........kids........please refrain from desecrating the painting......kids? Next up on the tour is the hall of John-V-Neuns. Please follow me. |
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fakes smile
What, the Bridgeport, It's fine...........nothing happened. What loud noise before you came running in here? |
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Dude, Dad just got back from the Team Picnic [you know, the one we've seen like 1000 pictures of since this contest started], and I gotta tell ya, Heidi's baked beans just don't agree with him. Where's the Lysol? Oh, it's over there by the Tap Magic. Gotta run - I can't hold my breath like this forever!
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"With this disguised no way that BIllfred finds me to use in his stupid captioning contest this time!"
"oh crap." |
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Evil Genius in Training
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*sings* I know something you don't knoooooooooooow!
*thinks* I'm gonna eat your soul, mwahahahaha *laughter* |
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Sean: How much longer till I can have my car on mars dad?
Dave: As soon as you get my crazy hair and Hawaiian shirts son..... |
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FIRST and VEX have joined together to bring you this amazing opportunity: Now you too can build your own Lavery!*
*Prices may vary depending on model size and configuration. Hawaiian shirts, rovers and donuts each sold separately. |
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After being told that his father had finally discovered the secret formula used to make Krispy Kreme donuts, Sean had a smile a mile wide all day long.
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Hey dad.... How about giant lasers in next years game, please?
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"If only my dad knew about the changes I made to 2007 game....*cough*...oh Hi dad no I wasn't looking at next years game I swear. (mumbles) year after next!"
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What a good-looking, intelligent, witty young man. It looks like Sean inherited all the family traits. Thankfully, he inherited them from Carol's side of the family.
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Sean: dad do you realy think it's neccissary to smile like this for 45 minutes while it's sent to your rover on mars?, i mean comone! i know you designed it and everything, but does it realy have to have a picture of me?
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[not an entry] that smile was totally voluntary.... ok, it wasnt
Wow, its hard to come up with a caption about yourself. Please continue destroying what dignity i have left ;) |
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maybe if i squint at the camera enough, the camera will spontaneously combust....
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"These safety glasses will not only save me from flying shards of metal, but all the flying comments from this caption contest!"
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"See how incredably clean my shirt is!! Daddy always said how important it is to be sharply dressed... and never to spend a dime on a haircut, but thats a different story :D "
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Heidi: “Sean… Sean …. Just like you asked, I convinced Bill to use your Dad on #35 Caption Contest, but you got to wipe that big smile off your face before we go back into the house. I can’t get caught doing this with you, I'm in enough trouble already.”
*Shop light turns off….. slowly from behind a closet door a shadowy figure appears wearing a Hawaiian shirt, “Mwuhahahahaha….”* |
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They don't suspect a thing....exxxxcellent......
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Alright, so I finally got the energy/dinner/motivation to judge the contest. First place goes to...
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Rich Kressly DanielBCR T. Hoffman (who would've gotten the burn award...but that would've had explosive effects. :p) Koko Ed richardp Marc P. DaBruteForceGuy Elgin Clock robo hottie71 JosephM And the burn award... Quote:
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