CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 

Apologies on the lateness...I guess I could say that traveling is covered under the Billfred Is Working Way Too Freaking Much Rule, but ah well.

Here's the scores:

And after reading one entry last week, I resolved to give Dave a break. But then my devilish side said that Lavery has to be in the contest this week. Therefore, the picture is...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...4&postcount=12

EDIT!! I really meant http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose instead. I'm leaving the first link so the following two posts don't confuse anyone.

(decides to start driving to a hiding place now, despite the numbness in his butt)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 

Time to caption Dave whining?

[edit]

I know the game and you don't. Mwuhahahahaha.

[not an entry]
Yes I know that he doesn't know the game beforehand, but it still works
[/not an entry]

[/edit]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 

Ladies and gentlemen, after 36 contests, I've finally screwed up the first post. Give me a second.

Edit: Fixed. Did I mention the eight hours on the road?

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[not an entry] After much consideration and concluding that no one will take this the wrong way ... [/not an entry]

"My other dad is on Mars."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36
 

"Sean Lavery being forced to look happy after working very long hours in his Dad's slave shop. The look may get him the spot to be VEX robotics first ever poster boy!"

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Lil' Lave thinkin': This is better than those stupid family parties we have where I need to fake a smile for pictures, then do so again when grandma comes to pinch my cheeks... *shiver*

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Unfortunately, removed from the picture by the power of Photoshop (maybe by Heidi?), was the little clouded caption balloon which shows the thoughts of Sean and included the following text:

"When I turn 16 Dad says I get the keys to the Rover." :D

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Sean: are you sure you are ready to see me mill this part down?

others: yayayayayayayaya.

Sean: I smile just like my dad before I go screw something up, totally opposite.

others: *runs*

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Ok kids... As we continue our tour of the museum of dorkyness, we come upon the Mona Lavery. No-one knows what his mysterious smile is about, but we suppose that his smile has something to do with his father.

Kids....uh........kids........please refrain from desecrating the painting......kids?

Next up on the tour is the hall of John-V-Neuns. Please follow me.

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fakes smile

What, the Bridgeport, It's fine...........nothing happened. What loud noise before you came running in here?

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Dude, Dad just got back from the Team Picnic [you know, the one we've seen like 1000 pictures of since this contest started], and I gotta tell ya, Heidi's baked beans just don't agree with him. Where's the Lysol? Oh, it's over there by the Tap Magic. Gotta run - I can't hold my breath like this forever!

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"With this disguised no way that BIllfred finds me to use in his stupid captioning contest this time!"


"oh crap."

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Evil Genius in Training

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*sings* I know something you don't knoooooooooooow!

*thinks* I'm gonna eat your soul, mwahahahaha

*laughter*

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Sean: How much longer till I can have my car on mars dad?
Dave: As soon as you get my crazy hair and Hawaiian shirts son.....