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CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
And here we go again.
Since I just now realized the scores didn't get posted on the last post, here they are: Code:
MissInformation 108Here's the picture... http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...gle&picid=5488 As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight. If you're going to Palmetto, your entries will be gladly accepted there. Just find me (Frazzled hair, 1293 shirt, and the obligatory USC safety glasses) and write it down. (I'll post them from here.) |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
"i see you over there, now get back here you crazy Kripsy Kreme delivery truck." * chases truck with segway then ditches it when the battery shuts down and after the massive vibration of the handle bars and runs after the truck to only to hit the back of the truck once it stops because of Dave is lying down in front of the truck in the street to steal the truck. ( a little long sorry)
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
"This is a Segway i180. It has two brushless DC servomotors that goes 12.5 miles per hour with a carrying capacity of 260 pounds powered by two lithium-ion battery packs with a 15 to 24 mile battery range with 19 inch tubless punture resistant tires. So ya feel lucky? Punk? WELL DO YA!?! |
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Mr. Martus: DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN... I am ready. Get out here and race me.
Dean (from inside): Bah. I am working on my new toy and I do not race unless every single person in the race has denim on. |
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Mike: "You can do it Mike.
You can bet Dean in the finals of the Segway Race. You will over come last year’s lost. Nothing can keep you from winning. Stay low… reduce draft…. focus… focus… Be one with the Segway. You and the Segway are one. Grrrrraaaaaa…. Vmmmmm…." |
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Ahhh.... so this is the Hunchback of Notre Dean...
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Mike Martus discovered that while standing on a Segway he was able to see eye to eye with his son Brandon.
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Now I can get Big Mike back for bearhugging me last year mwhahahaha
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"I hope I dont pull a Bush and be one of the few who finds a way to tip a Segway"
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
This is a Segway i180. It has two brushless DC servomotors that go 12.5 miles per hour with a carrying capacity of 260 pounds powered by two lithium-ion battery packs with a 15 to 24 mile battery range with 19 inch tubless punture resistant tires. Accessories include a denim-clad valet parking attendant who will help prevent curious onlookers and papparazzi by chasing them away with cries of "get back, you young whippersnappers." While recharging your Segway i180, the valet will inspect your Human Transporter for sharp edges, exposed wiring, entanglement hazards, illegal pneumatics and other potential violations, should you ever decide to use your i180 as a robot base in any future FIRST competitions. The valet accessory will also provide free fashion advice regarding the placement of buttons, pins, name badges, and multiple award medals, and promises not to use your i180 to play Segway Polo when you are not looking. (Segway Dealers Note: due to limited production capabilities, the valet option is available only on a first-come, first-served basis, limit of one per customer. When supplies are exhausted, the valet accessory may be replaced by a ceramic garden gnome.) |
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"I think this is the stupidest lawnmower I've ever been on." - A disgruntled Mike Martus
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
Lower controls lead to poor Segway posture, as demonstrated here.
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*steps onto segway*
:ahh: "Okaaaaay.... uhm.... now what?!" :o |
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".. And this, my friends, is what you call a Genia/Court/Lisa-size Segway.." :rolleyes:
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
For all those embarrassing irregular moments when you need to get to the pharmacy fast, there's Segway HT.
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