Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38

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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38

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Thanks Lisa, but I look taller in our pic ;)
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"Do do do do do do do! Do do do do do do! DEAN! Come back with my coconuts! What? Dave is using them to decide on 2006 beach, ocean, and palmtree game? Fine fine fine"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38

The makers of Pimp My Ride unveil their latest show: "Geek My Segway!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38

Save a Porche, Ride a Segway

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...Joe? ....Joe ... JOE!!!!
Bring those Dewalt transmissions over here.
I have an idea.

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AAAHHHH!!!! Run for your lives! It's an angry Mike on a Segway!!! :ahh: :ahh:

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See how the adult male Martus of the Delphi tribe stands his ground and stares down his adversaries. The younger Martus carries only a laptop and a guitar, but this older and wiser Delphi uses all the latest technology to show his superiority. He truly deserves to carry the title of Chief Delphi.

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A disgruntled Mike says, "okay I've had enough. Billfred can't you make fun of someone thats not me."

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I KNEW buying a segway junior was a bad idea...

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Mike: Darn that Billfred for embarrassing me like this on Chief Delphi...LET ME AT HIM!
Brandon: Umm...Dad...you're on a Segway. And he lives in South Carolina. That won't help you too much..
Mike: Oh. Right. Darn.

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As you see here, Mr. Martus is prepping for the "International Segway Staring Contest", in which you must keep moving and staring at your opponent.

Matches will occur on "Pedrick" Field at 10am on Saturday, and are noted on the Championship Schedule in Purple Plaid.

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Mike Martus has been reported to be the lead actor in "The Grumpiest of Old Men", the next sequel to Grumpy Old Men.

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Cameraman: Toro! Toro!
Mike: ::snorts:: Grrr...

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I'll race ya'll down there street...even you...yeah....you! :cool:

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Well, I hope everyone enjoyed getting one less hour of sleep last night. (And I thought I got eleven hours of sleep! Darn!)

Regardless, first place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

Second place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

For all those embarrassing irregular moments when you need to get to the pharmacy fast, there's Segway HT.

Honorable mentions go to...
Dorienne Plait
dlavery
Amanda Morrison
george56
Kyle
Koko Ed
DanielBCR
Jessica Boucher
JamizzleHavok13
Dillon Compton
Lisa Perez
Rich Kressly

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by tkwetzel

Mike Martus has been reported to be the lead actor in "The Grumpiest of Old Men", the next sequel to Grumpy Old Men.

So the scores are...

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 Gary Dillard        112

 MissInformation        109

 T. Hoffman        106

 Dlavery        82

 Greencactus3        73

 Dorienne Plait        67

 Rich Wong        63

 Jay H 237        61

 DCA Fan        55

 JVN        54

 Andy Baker        53

 Amanda Morrison        52

 GateRunner        46

 Michelle 236        45

 Eugenia Gabrielov        45

 Elgin Clock        43

 Greg Needel        43

 Bcahn836        42

 Tkwetzel        40

 Koko Ed        39

 EddieMcD        36

 "Big Mike"        34

 Brandon Martus        30

 JosephM        28

 Jeff Waegelin        27

 VGMasterShadow        26

 Kyle45        26

 Matt Attallah        25

 Richardp        24

 Shyra1353        20

 DanielBCR        20

 Nehalita        19

 Arefin Bari        19

 Squirrelrock        19

 Mike Ciance        18

 Lil' Lavery        16

 Jessica Boucher        15

 Astronouth7303        15

 Robo hottie71        12

 Tom Schindler        12

 Steve W        11

 Killerofkiller        11

 Wetzel        10

 Aignam        9

 Pit Bull 1126        9

 JamizzleHavok13        8

 Vivelation        8

 Jack Jones        7

 Meli W.        7

 George1083        6

 Rich Kressly        6

 RogerR        6

 ZACH P.        6

 Marc P.        5

 Stephen Kowski        5

 Denman        5

 Ken Patton        4

 Corey Balint        4

 CourtneyB        4

 Kyle        4

 Yan Wang        4

 TierraDelDiablo        4

 David Kelly        3

 Andrew Rudolph        3

 Ben Lauer        3

 DJ Fluck        3

 Icurtis        3

 Lisa Perez        3

 Cyberguy34000        3

 Barry Bonzack1604        2

 Cory        2

 DaBruteForceGuy        2

 Dillon Compton        2

 Ecarlson        2

 EnderofDragon        2

 EricS-Team180        2

 George56        2

 Jake177        2

 Jdiwnab        2

 Jeff_Rice        2

 Joe Ross        2

 Joshua May        2

 Karinka13        2

 Katy        2

 Nobrakes8        2

 Tom Bottiglieri        2

 Tytus Gerrish        2

 Jay Trzaskos        2

 Aaron Lussier        1

 Bill Gold        1

 Coco The Monkey        1

 Collin Fultz        1

 ElfMaster        1

 Eria4044        1

 EricH        1

 IMDWalrus        1

 JakeGallagher        1

 Katie Reynolds        1

 MATT_kaplan108        1

 Pat McCarthy        1

 Sanddrag        1

This might be a good time to go ahead and post the next contest before running...