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Billfred 27-03-2005 19:09
CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
And here we go again.

Since I just now realized the scores didn't get posted on the last post, here they are:

Code:
  MissInformation        108
  Gary Dillard        102
  T. Hoffman        101
  Dlavery        80
  Greencactus3        73
  Dorienne Plait        65
  Rich Wong        62
  Jay H 237        60
  JVN        54
  DCA Fan        54
  Andy Baker        52
  Amanda Morrison        50
  Michelle 236        45
  GateRunner        45
  Eugenia Gabrielov        44
  Elgin Clock        43
  Greg Needel        43
  Bcahn836        42
  Koko Ed        37
  Tkwetzel        37
  EddieMcD        36
  "Big Mike"        34
  Brandon Martus        30
  JosephM        28
  Jeff Waegelin        27
  VGMasterShadow        26
  Kyle45        26
  Matt Attallah        25
  Richardp        24
  Shyra1353        20
  Nehalita        19
  Squirrelrock        19
  Mike Ciance        18
  Arefin Bari        18
  DanielBCR        18
  Lil' Lavery        16
  Astronouth7303        15
  Jessica Boucher        13
  Robo hottie71        12
  Tom Schindler        12
  Steve W        11
  Killerofkiller        11
  Wetzel        10
  Aignam        9
  Pit Bull 1126        8
  Jack Jones        7
  Vivelation        7
  Meli W.        7
  George1083        6
  RogerR        6
  ZACH P.        6
  JamizzleHavok13        6
  Marc P.        5
  Stephen Kowski        5
  Denman        5
  Ken Patton        4
  Rich Kressly        4
  Corey Balint        4
  CourtneyB        4
  Yan Wang        4
  TierraDelDiablo        4
  David Kelly        3
  Andrew Rudolph        3
  Ben Lauer        3
  DJ Fluck        3
  Cyberguy34000        3
  Barry Bonzack1604        2
  Cory        2
  DaBruteForceGuy        2
  Ecarlson        2
  EnderofDragon        2
  EricS-Team180        2
  Icurtis        2
  Jake177        2
  Jdiwnab        2
  Jeff_Rice        2
  Joe Ross        2
  Joshua May        2
  Karinka13        2
  Katy        2
  Nobrakes8        2
  Tom Bottiglieri        2
  Tytus Gerrish        2
  Jay Trzaskos        2
  Kyle        2
  Aaron Lussier        1
  Bill Gold        1
  Coco The Monkey        1
  Collin Fultz        1
  ElfMaster        1
  Eria4044        1
  EricH        1
  IMDWalrus        1
  JakeGallagher        1
  Katie Reynolds        1
  Lisa Perez        1
  MATT_kaplan108        1
  Pat McCarthy        1
  Sanddrag        1
And, just for kicks, I'm going to start a sort of mini-series of 2005 WFA Finalists--except for Chesapeake. Dave's suffered enough. :D

Here's the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...gle&picid=5488

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight.

If you're going to Palmetto, your entries will be gladly accepted there. Just find me (Frazzled hair, 1293 shirt, and the obligatory USC safety glasses) and write it down. (I'll post them from here.)

Alex Cormier 27-03-2005 19:22
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
"i see you over there, now get back here you crazy Kripsy Kreme delivery truck." * chases truck with segway then ditches it when the battery shuts down and after the massive vibration of the handle bars and runs after the truck to only to hit the back of the truck once it stops because of Dave is lying down in front of the truck in the street to steal the truck. ( a little long sorry)

Koko Ed 27-03-2005 19:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 

"This is a Segway i180. It has two brushless DC servomotors that goes 12.5 miles per hour with a carrying capacity of 260 pounds powered by two lithium-ion battery packs with a 15 to 24 mile battery range with 19 inch tubless punture resistant tires.
So ya feel lucky? Punk?
WELL DO YA!?!

Arefin Bari 27-03-2005 19:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
Mr. Martus: DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN... I am ready. Get out here and race me.

Dean (from inside): Bah. I am working on my new toy and I do not race unless every single person in the race has denim on.

Rich Wong 27-03-2005 19:34
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
Mike: "You can do it Mike.
You can bet Dean in the finals of the Segway Race.
You will over come last year’s lost.
Nothing can keep you from winning.
Stay low… reduce draft…. focus… focus…
Be one with the Segway.
You and the Segway are one.
Grrrrraaaaaa….
Vmmmmm…."

Daniel Brim 27-03-2005 19:44
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
Ahhh.... so this is the Hunchback of Notre Dean...

Jay H 237 27-03-2005 20:49
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
Mike Martus discovered that while standing on a Segway he was able to see eye to eye with his son Brandon.

DCA Fan 27-03-2005 23:04
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
Now I can get Big Mike back for bearhugging me last year mwhahahaha

Kyle 27-03-2005 23:15
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
"I hope I dont pull a Bush and be one of the few who finds a way to tip a Segway"

dlavery 28-03-2005 01:06
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 


This is a Segway i180. It has two brushless DC servomotors that go 12.5 miles per hour with a carrying capacity of 260 pounds powered by two lithium-ion battery packs with a 15 to 24 mile battery range with 19 inch tubless punture resistant tires.

Accessories include a denim-clad valet parking attendant who will help prevent curious onlookers and papparazzi by chasing them away with cries of "get back, you young whippersnappers." While recharging your Segway i180, the valet will inspect your Human Transporter for sharp edges, exposed wiring, entanglement hazards, illegal pneumatics and other potential violations, should you ever decide to use your i180 as a robot base in any future FIRST competitions. The valet accessory will also provide free fashion advice regarding the placement of buttons, pins, name badges, and multiple award medals, and promises not to use your i180 to play Segway Polo when you are not looking.

(Segway Dealers Note: due to limited production capabilities, the valet option is available only on a first-come, first-served basis, limit of one per customer. When supplies are exhausted, the valet accessory may be replaced by a ceramic garden gnome.)

Amanda Morrison 28-03-2005 01:22
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
"I think this is the stupidest lawnmower I've ever been on." - A disgruntled Mike Martus

GateRunner 28-03-2005 15:31
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
Lower controls lead to poor Segway posture, as demonstrated here.

JamizzleHavok13 28-03-2005 15:41
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
*steps onto segway*
:ahh:
"Okaaaaay.... uhm.... now what?!" :o

Lisa Perez 28-03-2005 15:51
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
".. And this, my friends, is what you call a Genia/Court/Lisa-size Segway.." :rolleyes:

Travis Hoffman 28-03-2005 16:16
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
For all those embarrassing irregular moments when you need to get to the pharmacy fast, there's Segway HT.

Eugenia Gabrielov 28-03-2005 18:41
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
<non-post>
Thanks Lisa, but I look taller in our pic ;)
</non-post>

"Do do do do do do do! Do do do do do do! DEAN! Come back with my coconuts! What? Dave is using them to decide on 2006 beach, ocean, and palmtree game? Fine fine fine"

MissInformation 28-03-2005 22:14
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
The makers of Pimp My Ride unveil their latest show: "Geek My Segway!"

Andy Baker 29-03-2005 00:22
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
Save a Porche, Ride a Segway

Rich Kressly 29-03-2005 08:29
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
...Joe? ....Joe ... JOE!!!!
Bring those Dewalt transmissions over here.
I have an idea.

george56 29-03-2005 10:52
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
AAAHHHH!!!! Run for your lives! It's an angry Mike on a Segway!!! :ahh: :ahh:

Gary Dillard 29-03-2005 12:41
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
See how the adult male Martus of the Delphi tribe stands his ground and stares down his adversaries. The younger Martus carries only a laptop and a guitar, but this older and wiser Delphi uses all the latest technology to show his superiority. He truly deserves to carry the title of Chief Delphi.

Ian Curtis 29-03-2005 20:30
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
A disgruntled Mike says, "okay I've had enough. Billfred can't you make fun of someone thats not me."

Dillon Compton 02-04-2005 00:09
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
I KNEW buying a segway junior was a bad idea...

Dorienne 02-04-2005 00:49
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
Mike: Darn that Billfred for embarrassing me like this on Chief Delphi...LET ME AT HIM!
Brandon: Umm...Dad...you're on a Segway. And he lives in South Carolina. That won't help you too much..
Mike: Oh. Right. Darn.

Jessica Boucher 02-04-2005 01:03
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
As you see here, Mr. Martus is prepping for the "International Segway Staring Contest", in which you must keep moving and staring at your opponent.

Matches will occur on "Pedrick" Field at 10am on Saturday, and are noted on the Championship Schedule in Purple Plaid.

tkwetzel 02-04-2005 01:09
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
Mike Martus has been reported to be the lead actor in "The Grumpiest of Old Men", the next sequel to Grumpy Old Men.

Vivelation 02-04-2005 01:20
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
Cameraman: Toro! Toro!
Mike: ::snorts:: Grrr...

Kyle Love 03-04-2005 00:26
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
I'll race ya'll down there street...even you...yeah....you! :cool:

Billfred 03-04-2005 12:53
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38
 
Well, I hope everyone enjoyed getting one less hour of sleep last night. (And I thought I got eleven hours of sleep! Darn!)

Regardless, first place goes to...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gary Dillard
See how the adult male Martus of the Delphi tribe stands his ground and stares down his adversaries. The younger Martus carries only a laptop and a guitar, but this older and wiser Delphi uses all the latest technology to show his superiority. He truly deserves to carry the title of Chief Delphi.
Second place goes to...

Quote:
Originally Posted by T. Hoffman
For all those embarrassing irregular moments when you need to get to the pharmacy fast, there's Segway HT.
Honorable mentions go to...
Dorienne Plait
dlavery
Amanda Morrison
george56
Kyle
Koko Ed
DanielBCR
Jessica Boucher
JamizzleHavok13
Dillon Compton
Lisa Perez
Rich Kressly

And the burn award...

Quote:
Originally Posted by tkwetzel
Mike Martus has been reported to be the lead actor in "The Grumpiest of Old Men", the next sequel to Grumpy Old Men.
So the scores are...

Code:
Gary Dillard        112
 MissInformation        109
 T. Hoffman        106
 Dlavery        82
 Greencactus3        73
 Dorienne Plait        67
 Rich Wong        63
 Jay H 237        61
 DCA Fan        55
 JVN        54
 Andy Baker        53
 Amanda Morrison        52
 GateRunner        46
 Michelle 236        45
 Eugenia Gabrielov        45
 Elgin Clock        43
 Greg Needel        43
 Bcahn836        42
 Tkwetzel        40
 Koko Ed        39
 EddieMcD        36
 "Big Mike"        34
 Brandon Martus        30
 JosephM        28
 Jeff Waegelin        27
 VGMasterShadow        26
 Kyle45        26
 Matt Attallah        25
 Richardp        24
 Shyra1353        20
 DanielBCR        20
 Nehalita        19
 Arefin Bari        19
 Squirrelrock        19
 Mike Ciance        18
 Lil' Lavery        16
 Jessica Boucher        15
 Astronouth7303        15
 Robo hottie71        12
 Tom Schindler        12
 Steve W        11
 Killerofkiller        11
 Wetzel        10
 Aignam        9
 Pit Bull 1126        9
 JamizzleHavok13        8
 Vivelation        8
 Jack Jones        7
 Meli W.        7
 George1083        6
 Rich Kressly        6
 RogerR        6
 ZACH P.        6
 Marc P.        5
 Stephen Kowski        5
 Denman        5
 Ken Patton        4
 Corey Balint        4
 CourtneyB        4
 Kyle        4
 Yan Wang        4
 TierraDelDiablo        4
 David Kelly        3
 Andrew Rudolph        3
 Ben Lauer        3
 DJ Fluck        3
 Icurtis        3
 Lisa Perez        3
 Cyberguy34000        3
 Barry Bonzack1604        2
 Cory        2
 DaBruteForceGuy        2
 Dillon Compton        2
 Ecarlson        2
 EnderofDragon        2
 EricS-Team180        2
 George56        2
 Jake177        2
 Jdiwnab        2
 Jeff_Rice        2
 Joe Ross        2
 Joshua May        2
 Karinka13        2
 Katy        2
 Nobrakes8        2
 Tom Bottiglieri        2
 Tytus Gerrish        2
 Jay Trzaskos        2
 Aaron Lussier        1
 Bill Gold        1
 Coco The Monkey        1
 Collin Fultz        1
 ElfMaster        1
 Eria4044        1
 EricH        1
 IMDWalrus        1
 JakeGallagher        1
 Katie Reynolds        1
 MATT_kaplan108        1
 Pat McCarthy        1
 Sanddrag        1
This might be a good time to go ahead and post the next contest before running...


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