Re: R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 

yeah we all were hoping it was that.

iv got a proposal, in memory of Mitch we should fill this thread with all of our favorite Mitch lines.

"I've got an ant farm. them fellas don't farm S**t. i said come on, how abouts some celery, you guys stink. Plus if i cut your legs off you look like little black snowmen."

P.S you should all buy the CD "Mitch all together" its got the stuff they cut out of the comedy central special, which is even better then what they did show.

Re: R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 

I totally agree with making this a "memorium" thread so to speak.

Here's a couple of my favorites

You will never see an "out of order" sign on an escalator. Cause an escalator can never be broken, they can only be stairs. It'll never be Escalator temporarily broken, it'll be Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convience.

I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it.

I think vending machines make snacks taste better because stuff tastes better when it falls. That's why often time when I buy a candy bar in a store I drop it so it achieves its maximum flavor potential.

Those are only a few but it was so hard to whittle down the list.

Re: R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 

PS - what you get when you remove Q and R from the alphabet

Re: R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 

"I Can't Tell you where I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved."
"They wanted to name there hotel something trees, so they had a meeting....it was quite short "Tree" "No" "Double Tree" "Hell Yea", i had my heart set on Quadruple tree, WE were almost there!"

"My Hotel doesn't have a 13th floor due to superstition, but people on the 14th floor, you know what floor your really on, If you jump out your window, you will die earlier!"

"If 13 is unlucky than 12 and 14 are guilty by association, "12 i saw you with 13" "Nope i was with 11, you talk to 14 about that $@#$@#$@#$@#" " What do you have to say 14?" "Me divided by 2 is 7...alright i was with 13"

"If 13 is unlucky than so should the letter B, since it looks like a squished together 13, "Whats your name man?" "Bob" "GET THE $@#$@#$@#$@# AWAY!"

RIP Funny man, RIP

Re: R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 

" i was at a vending machine and the candy bar i wanted was labeled HH, so i went over to the side and hit the H button twice. F***ing potato chips fell down. then i realized that there was an HH button. I was not aware of that, I never learned my AA BB CCs damnet damnet"

" i remixed the remix. it was back to normal"

" I used to do a lot of drugs. I still do but i used to too"

" i like the fed-ex guy cause hes a drug dealer and he don't even know it. plus hes always on time"