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Gary: Nooo, I feel like resting...
Guy standing up: Garryyyyyy...you can get your beauty sleep when we get to the hotel tonight..
Gary: What time is it..?
Guy: Noon.
Gary: *groan* Come on, just gimme until the match is over...*glares at the human player* Pelt me with a ball and you're dead meat when we get to the hotel.

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guy standing: Gary, what are you doing?
Gary: relaxing why?
guy standing: ok well you're scaring the human player.
Gary: How?
guy standing: well, your shorts are riding pretty high.....

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I wish our behind-the-glass mentor was half as calm.

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Field Announcer:

We regret to inform the Einstein audience that qualifying matches are being delayed due to an official B.O. emergency. We have instructed S.P.A.M.'s mentor to lie down and not overexert himself until adequate deodorant and anti-perspirant protection can be located. We here at F.I.R.S.T. take odoriferous emanations very seriously, and we appreciate your patience as we attempt to remedy this situation in the most expeditious manner possible.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 

Listen Dillard, if you think we're wasting a timeout just because your heart stopped and you're not breathing, forget it! Not to mention you collapsed outside the line which could get us DQ'd - at least you didn't do it during a match.

Hey, can I get a little help moving this body out of our player station please?

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Gary is carefully revived from the affects of the Florida heat…. as he slowly opens his eyes, a FLASH of his future appears in his vision:
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...gle&picid=6924
:eek:

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"you must have both feet in the driver zone at all times"

it dosent say anything about any other part of your body

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*grunt* “Must do… more… sit-ups…” *groan* “Gotta stay… in… first place…” *gasp* “stupid… caption… contest!” *wheeze*

“Uh, Gary? Don’t you think you should be exercising you brain instead?”

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Maaaan... that Cha-Cha Slide really wears me out.

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<obviously not an entry>

For all those who read this thread in twenty years, the caption contests require no physical exercise (other than typing posts and getting here). If it did, Big Mike probably could've picked me up another six inches when he bear hugged me at Palmetto.

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Guy standing up: *whispers to another team member* I wonder what would happen if I pounced on Gary...
Gary: *groans* I heard that...and just for the fact of waking me up you shall beware of the consequences!
Guy standing up: I should run now...shouldn't I?

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[not an entry] Gary talks about himself in the third person better than anyone I know except for George Costanza [/ not an entry]

"Gary...... Hey Dillard ... Yo, you!! The one who needs longer shorts!!!

Get off the line, get on your feet, and get in the game, NOW. You're causing a DQ, the officer looking over his shoulder is about to call the EMT with bad breath to perform CPR, and every time they announce our team two more giggly kids with forks come running over looking for the can to open.

...Ahhhhhhh forget it. Maybe 233 or 179 need help next year."

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Man standing- Finally my chance to steal the infamous silver briefcase. just have to reach a little farther.
Gary- <groaning> whos there... why are you leaning over me?
Man Standing- it's uh it's time for the match Gary, yeah that's why. <nervous laugh>
Gary- Take the time out, I need another 5 minute nap. (using briefcase as a pillow)
Man Standing- Dang, foiled again by Gary Dillard.

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Gary Dillard, trying to prove that with those shorts, he could have beat out Jessica Simpson for the part of Daisy Duke.

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Pre-game work-out