Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39

Oh yeah...I knew I forgot something. (I blame it on Astronomy)

And of course I'd be judging a ginormous field of entries--I count 32 valid ones.

So first place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

Field Announcer:

We regret to inform the Einstein audience that qualifying matches are being delayed due to an official B.O. emergency. We have instructed S.P.A.M.'s mentor to lie down and not overexert himself until adequate deodorant and anti-perspirant protection can be located. We here at F.I.R.S.T. take odoriferous emanations very seriously, and we appreciate your patience as we attempt to remedy this situation in the most expeditious manner possible.

(It was that or the burn award--but I laughed too much for it to be the burn.)

Second place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Maaaan... that Cha-Cha Slide really wears me out.

Honorable mentions go to...
Koko Ed
Jessica Boucher
george56
Katy
Gary Dillard
MissInformation
DanielBCR
Jay H 237
Rich Kressly
Rich Wong
Tytus Gerrish
Jacqui
Amanda Morrison
Jay Trzaskos
dlavery
JosephM

And the burn award:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Attallah

Is it just me or are these shorts riding up the wrong direction?

And once again, we have a shakeup in the rankings...

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 Rich Wong        65

 Jay H 237        63

 Andy Baker        58

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 JVN        54

 Amanda Morrison        52

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 Michelle 236        45

 Eugenia Gabrielov        45

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 Greg Needel        43

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 Koko Ed        41

 Tkwetzel        41

 EddieMcD        36

 "Big Mike"        34

 Brandon Martus        30

 JosephM        30

 Matt Attallah        28

 Jeff Waegelin        27

 Kyle45        27

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 Richardp        25

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 Arefin Bari        20

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 Mike Ciance        18

 Jessica Boucher        17

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 Steve W        11

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 Rich Kressly        8

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 Jack Jones        7

 Meli W.        7

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 ZACH P.        6

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 Katy        4

 Ken Patton        4

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 Jay Trzaskos        4

 Yan Wang        4

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 DJ Fluck        3

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 Joe Ross        2

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 Tom Bottiglieri        2

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 Bill Gold        1

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 Collin Fultz        1

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 Katie Reynolds        1

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 Pat McCarthy        1

 Sanddrag        1

 Tiffany34990        1

Will Gary or Heidi be able to knock Travis off the top of the list in time for Atlanta? Or will some other madness happen? (alright, so madness happens anyway, but still...) Find out...in ten minutes!