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Billfred 03-04-2005 12:59
CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
(gets bags ready to start running)

The scores...

Code:
Gary Dillard        112
 MissInformation        109
 T. Hoffman        106
 Dlavery        82
 Greencactus3        73
 Dorienne Plait        67
 Rich Wong        63
 Jay H 237        61
 DCA Fan        55
 JVN        54
 Andy Baker        53
 Amanda Morrison        52
 GateRunner        46
 Michelle 236        45
 Eugenia Gabrielov        45
 Elgin Clock        43
 Greg Needel        43
 Bcahn836        42
 Tkwetzel        40
 Koko Ed        39
 EddieMcD        36
 "Big Mike"        34
 Brandon Martus        30
 JosephM        28
 Jeff Waegelin        27
 VGMasterShadow        26
 Kyle45        26
 Matt Attallah        25
 Richardp        24
 Shyra1353        20
 DanielBCR        20
 Nehalita        19
 Arefin Bari        19
 Squirrelrock        19
 Mike Ciance        18
 Lil' Lavery        16
 Jessica Boucher        15
 Astronouth7303        15
 Robo hottie71        12
 Tom Schindler        12
 Steve W        11
 Killerofkiller        11
 Wetzel        10
 Aignam        9
 Pit Bull 1126        9
 JamizzleHavok13        8
 Vivelation        8
 Jack Jones        7
 Meli W.        7
 George1083        6
 Rich Kressly        6
 RogerR        6
 ZACH P.        6
 Marc P.        5
 Stephen Kowski        5
 Denman        5
 Ken Patton        4
 Corey Balint        4
 CourtneyB        4
 Kyle        4
 Yan Wang        4
 TierraDelDiablo        4
 David Kelly        3
 Andrew Rudolph        3
 Ben Lauer        3
 DJ Fluck        3
 Icurtis        3
 Lisa Perez        3
 Cyberguy34000        3
 Barry Bonzack1604        2
 Cory        2
 DaBruteForceGuy        2
 Dillon Compton        2
 Ecarlson        2
 EnderofDragon        2
 EricS-Team180        2
 George56        2
 Jake177        2
 Jdiwnab        2
 Jeff_Rice        2
 Joe Ross        2
 Joshua May        2
 Karinka13        2
 Katy        2
 Nobrakes8        2
 Tom Bottiglieri        2
 Tytus Gerrish        2
 Jay Trzaskos        2
 Aaron Lussier        1
 Bill Gold        1
 Coco The Monkey        1
 Collin Fultz        1
 ElfMaster        1
 Eria4044        1
 EricH        1
 IMDWalrus        1
 JakeGallagher        1
 Katie Reynolds        1
 MATT_kaplan108        1
 Pat McCarthy        1
 Sanddrag        1
And here's the picture...

http://www.spamrobotics.com/gallery2...12228_1?full=1

As always, until Saturday at midnight...

Arefin Bari 03-04-2005 13:02
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Gary: Warren.... you gotta love the Florida weather man, specially for someone who is very old like me.

Warren: ya man... this is great, but the way you are laying down isn't the best view.

:: other spam members turns around and walks away::

Tytus Gerrish 03-04-2005 13:05
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Garry Dillard. The man. The Myth. The Throw Rug

Joe Matt 03-04-2005 13:45
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Ok, I know you came a long way to bring me the metal briefcase next to you, but for crying out loud, can you atleast hand it to me?

Koko Ed 03-04-2005 17:08
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 

"Gary! You were supposed to catch the bowling ball with your hands not your head. Uh Gary? Gary...?"

Bcahn836 03-04-2005 18:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Guy standing, " C'mon just a few more sit ups."
Guy laying down, " I can't do it"
Guy standing, " 5 more, don't you want to get into shape for Atlanta?"
Guy laying down, " ugggggggggg"

Kyle 03-04-2005 18:30
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
"I wonder how many points they will get for scoreing a S.P.A.M mentor?"

EricH 03-04-2005 18:30
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
"Wake up before I start pelting you with these balls! We've got a match to play!"
"Whaaa--oof!!"

Ian Curtis 03-04-2005 19:13
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Hey get that scissor lift robot over here. We got some evidence to hide.

Matt Attallah 03-04-2005 19:48
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Is it just me or are these shorts riding up the wrong direction?

Jay H 237 03-04-2005 20:34
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Look at all the interesting shapes I can come up with looking at the creases in the tent roof. I think I see one in the outline of our robot!

Kyle Love 03-04-2005 20:35
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
MUAHAHAHAHAHA I'm about to hit this guy in the head with a black ball....remember kids I am a professional...dont try this at home!

richardp 03-04-2005 22:44
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
As people find Gary Dillard laying on the ground as other members of team 180 prepare for the next match they stop to find out just what happened. Hoping that it wasn't a robot related accident they start asking questions. Upon being asked "Why are you laying down?" helpless Gary had this to say, "Older than most of you."

Jessica Boucher 03-04-2005 22:46
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Gary Dillard, in an attempt help field setup by using his shorts as the other black ball.

Daniel Brim 04-04-2005 00:56
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
This is Gary Dillard - Pre-Rogaine. After picture coming soon...

Dorienne 04-04-2005 04:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Gary: Nooo, I feel like resting...
Guy standing up: Garryyyyyy...you can get your beauty sleep when we get to the hotel tonight..
Gary: What time is it..?
Guy: Noon.
Gary: *groan* Come on, just gimme until the match is over...*glares at the human player* Pelt me with a ball and you're dead meat when we get to the hotel.

george56 04-04-2005 11:22
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
guy standing: Gary, what are you doing?
Gary: relaxing why?
guy standing: ok well you're scaring the human player.
Gary: How?
guy standing: well, your shorts are riding pretty high.....

Katy 04-04-2005 16:52
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
I wish our behind-the-glass mentor was half as calm.

Travis Hoffman 04-04-2005 18:39
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Field Announcer:

We regret to inform the Einstein audience that qualifying matches are being delayed due to an official B.O. emergency. We have instructed S.P.A.M.'s mentor to lie down and not overexert himself until adequate deodorant and anti-perspirant protection can be located. We here at F.I.R.S.T. take odoriferous emanations very seriously, and we appreciate your patience as we attempt to remedy this situation in the most expeditious manner possible.

Gary Dillard 04-04-2005 18:54
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Listen Dillard, if you think we're wasting a timeout just because your heart stopped and you're not breathing, forget it! Not to mention you collapsed outside the line which could get us DQ'd - at least you didn't do it during a match.

Hey, can I get a little help moving this body out of our player station please?

Rich Wong 04-04-2005 19:41
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Gary is carefully revived from the affects of the Florida heat…. as he slowly opens his eyes, a FLASH of his future appears in his vision:
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...gle&picid=6924
:eek:

Tytus Gerrish 04-04-2005 20:03
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
"you must have both feet in the driver zone at all times"

it dosent say anything about any other part of your body

MissInformation 04-04-2005 22:46
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
*grunt* “Must do… more… sit-ups…” *groan* “Gotta stay… in… first place…” *gasp* “stupid… caption… contest!” *wheeze*

“Uh, Gary? Don’t you think you should be exercising you brain instead?”

Andy Baker 05-04-2005 10:56
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Maaaan... that Cha-Cha Slide really wears me out.

Billfred 05-04-2005 13:33
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissInformation
*grunt* “Must do… more… sit-ups…” *groan* “Gotta stay… in… first place…” *gasp* “stupid… caption… contest!” *wheeze*
<obviously not an entry>

For all those who read this thread in twenty years, the caption contests require no physical exercise (other than typing posts and getting here). If it did, Big Mike probably could've picked me up another six inches when he bear hugged me at Palmetto.

Jacqui 05-04-2005 14:10
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Guy standing up: *whispers to another team member* I wonder what would happen if I pounced on Gary...
Gary: *groans* I heard that...and just for the fact of waking me up you shall beware of the consequences!
Guy standing up: I should run now...shouldn't I?

Rich Kressly 05-04-2005 20:06
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
[not an entry] Gary talks about himself in the third person better than anyone I know except for George Costanza [/ not an entry]

"Gary...... Hey Dillard ... Yo, you!! The one who needs longer shorts!!!

Get off the line, get on your feet, and get in the game, NOW. You're causing a DQ, the officer looking over his shoulder is about to call the EMT with bad breath to perform CPR, and every time they announce our team two more giggly kids with forks come running over looking for the can to open.

...Ahhhhhhh forget it. Maybe 233 or 179 need help next year."

Jay Trzaskos 05-04-2005 22:04
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Man standing- Finally my chance to steal the infamous silver briefcase. just have to reach a little farther.
Gary- <groaning> whos there... why are you leaning over me?
Man Standing- it's uh it's time for the match Gary, yeah that's why. <nervous laugh>
Gary- Take the time out, I need another 5 minute nap. (using briefcase as a pillow)
Man Standing- Dang, foiled again by Gary Dillard.

Amanda Morrison 05-04-2005 22:14
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Gary Dillard, trying to prove that with those shorts, he could have beat out Jessica Simpson for the part of Daisy Duke.

Shu Song 05-04-2005 22:39
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Pre-game work-out

tiffany34990 06-04-2005 17:05
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
gary: hey warren why do we put up with these s.p.a.m. kids. they just are crazy and make me tired from trying to find them all. they don't work. i'm going to take a nap now.



(sorry mr. dillard...i found the photo during the hunt for old photos for the s.p.a.m. gallery)

EricS-Team180 06-04-2005 22:12
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
[Warren looking off-camera]:

"That's right...when we run out of balls, we just toss Gary on the field!"

dlavery 07-04-2005 22:05
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Although considered a valiant experiment, the Regional Game Design Committee had to conclude that using the new experimental game piece known as a "Dillard" would be a poor alternative to other objects such as balls, suitcases, poles or even kitchen sinks. It seems that the aerodynamic properties of the object made for rather poor flight dynamics (but it was noted that the "Dillards" did tend to bounce rather well).

tkwetzel 07-04-2005 22:44
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
The workout requires laying on the balls, not on your back.

Bcahn836 10-04-2005 09:06
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Quick someone call ummm uhhh. Does any one know the number to 911? Anybody?

Billfred 10-04-2005 23:08
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39
 
Oh yeah...I knew I forgot something. (I blame it on Astronomy)

And of course I'd be judging a ginormous field of entries--I count 32 valid ones.

So first place goes to...

Quote:
Originally Posted by T. Hoffman
Field Announcer:

We regret to inform the Einstein audience that qualifying matches are being delayed due to an official B.O. emergency. We have instructed S.P.A.M.'s mentor to lie down and not overexert himself until adequate deodorant and anti-perspirant protection can be located. We here at F.I.R.S.T. take odoriferous emanations very seriously, and we appreciate your patience as we attempt to remedy this situation in the most expeditious manner possible.
(It was that or the burn award--but I laughed too much for it to be the burn.)

Second place goes to...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy Baker
Maaaan... that Cha-Cha Slide really wears me out.
Honorable mentions go to...
Koko Ed
Jessica Boucher
george56
Katy
Gary Dillard
MissInformation
DanielBCR
Jay H 237
Rich Kressly
Rich Wong
Tytus Gerrish
Jacqui
Amanda Morrison
Jay Trzaskos
dlavery
JosephM

And the burn award:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt Attallah
Is it just me or are these shorts riding up the wrong direction?
And once again, we have a shakeup in the rankings...

Code:
T. Hoffman        116
 Gary Dillard        114
 MissInformation        111
 Dlavery        84
 Greencactus3        73
 Dorienne Plait        68
 Rich Wong        65
 Jay H 237        63
 Andy Baker        58
 DCA Fan        55
 JVN        54
 Amanda Morrison        52
 GateRunner        46
 Michelle 236        45
 Eugenia Gabrielov        45
 Elgin Clock        43
 Greg Needel        43
 Bcahn836        42
 Koko Ed        41
 Tkwetzel        41
 EddieMcD        36
 "Big Mike"        34
 Brandon Martus        30
 JosephM        30
 Matt Attallah        28
 Jeff Waegelin        27
 Kyle45        27
 VGMasterShadow        26
 Richardp        25
 DanielBCR        22
 Shyra1353        20
 Arefin Bari        20
 Nehalita        19
 Squirrelrock        19
 Mike Ciance        18
 Jessica Boucher        17
 Lil' Lavery        16
 Astronouth7303        15
 Robo hottie71        12
 Tom Schindler        12
 Steve W        11
 Killerofkiller        11
 Wetzel        10
 Aignam        9
 Pit Bull 1126        9
 Rich Kressly        8
 JamizzleHavok13        8
 Vivelation        8
 Jack Jones        7
 Meli W.        7
 George1083        6
 RogerR        6
 ZACH P.        6
 Marc P.        5
 Stephen Kowski        5
 Denman        5
 Kyle        5
 TierraDelDiablo        5
 George56        4
 Katy        4
 Ken Patton        4
 Tytus Gerrish        4
 Corey Balint        4
 CourtneyB        4
 Icurtis        4
 Jay Trzaskos        4
 Yan Wang        4
 David Kelly        3
 Andrew Rudolph        3
 Ben Lauer        3
 DJ Fluck        3
 EricS-Team180        3
 Lisa Perez        3
 Cyberguy34000        3
 Barry Bonzack1604        2
 Cory        2
 DaBruteForceGuy        2
 Dillon Compton        2
 Ecarlson        2
 EnderofDragon        2
 Jacqui        2
 Jake177        2
 Jdiwnab        2
 Jeff_Rice        2
 Joe Ross        2
 Joshua May        2
 Karinka13        2
 Nobrakes8        2
 Tom Bottiglieri        2
 EricH        2
 Aaron Lussier        1
 Bill Gold        1
 Coco The Monkey        1
 Collin Fultz        1
 ElfMaster        1
 Eria4044        1
 IMDWalrus        1
 JakeGallagher        1
 Katie Reynolds        1
 MATT_kaplan108        1
 Pat McCarthy        1
 Sanddrag        1
 Tiffany34990        1
Will Gary or Heidi be able to knock Travis off the top of the list in time for Atlanta? Or will some other madness happen? (alright, so madness happens anyway, but still...) Find out...in ten minutes!


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