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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

<not an entry>

Hey, I thought Andy Baker had negative infinity - Is he back in good standing with you, Billfred?>

</not an entry>

Technically, Andy never had -infinity points. That was just a sly attempt at humor from yours truly.

(For all the newbies, I semi-foolishly used three or four pictures from one group taken at 116's pool party. Andy Baker noticed, so his entry that week reflected that. I think it got him the burn award, too...but when I posted the scores, I changed his manually to -infinity.)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #40

Amanda: Yay. When I find my way into one of these caption contests you guys go off on tangents about Andy Baker!

Brandon: Ya guys, let's stay on topic (it is a rule after all).

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jacqui

Amanda: Hey look! It's Karthik wearing a skirt, and a flower crown! That is like the funniest thing I've ever seen! It makes me look half-way normal with this hat on!
Brandon: *Is in shock at how nice Karthik looks in that shirt* Wow, He looks better in a skirt than you do!

[not an entry] Yeah, and Amanda's already said that I have better legs than she does <shudder> [/not an entry]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #40

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery

[not an entry] Yeah, and Amanda's already said that I have better legs than she does <shudder> [/not an entry]

[Also not an entry] That's a bit creepy, and depending on the fact I really don't know too many people on this site..including Amanda...it just gives me a creepy feeling about this thread now ::runs away screaming:: [/Also not and entry]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #40

[not an entry--but I guess I'm smart enough to know my own posts when I see them]

For reference, Dave was referring to this post by Amanda Morrison, who was posting in response to this post by Photoshop queen Heidi (aka MissInformation, aka someone you should not give mints to if Gary Dillard is around).

(memo to self: keep the contest accessible to the rookies...man, I know I've heard that somewhere.)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #40

<voiceover> ...actual owners of F.I.R.S.T robots

Amanda: "Are they 3 laws safe?"

Brandon: "um...err...umm...ahhh"

<voiceover> cut!!!!!!!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #40

brandon: ....and after all this, i'm glad to know we will always have a reliable person to make fun of

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #40

Scene: The first FIRST Pledge Drive, with famous FIRSTers, Amanda Morrison and Brandon Martus operating the phones.

Brandon: Oh man, this isn't going so good. Oops... keep smiling, there's the camera guy again...
Amanda: Happy thoughts... happy thoughts... whew, he's gone. Yeah, I've gotten 5 calls, and two of them were wrong numbers. I knew they should've let me do my chicken dance. I bet the donations would have poured in then!
Brandon: Uh... I've seen your chicken dance Amanda, and... no... no they wouldn't have.
Amanda: You are so... oops... camera man... smile...
Brandon: I can't believe Dave doing his Tim Curry impersonation didn't get more donations.
Amanda: Well, someone did pledge $50 to get him to stop... Dean Simmons and the Kamens are up next, maybe they'll do better...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #40

This is Amanda. Her job is to not push any of the buttons and to take her meds every day.

This is Amanda's straight jacket. Its job is to make sure Amanda always does at least half her job.

This is Brandon. Brandon is moral support. The jacket has a tough job.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #40

You know, after forty caption contests, maybe I should take a break next week.

...nah.

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery

Amanda: Hey! When I agreed to do an act with Brandon for the talent show, I don't remember hearing anything about it being a ventriloquist act. And how come I have to be the dummy? :ahh:

Brandon: Oh yeah, like I was going to be able to sit on YOUR knee! Look, just consider it type-casting. Now be quiet, the act is starting! (jams hand in Amanda's back)

Amanda: OWWW! :mad:

Brandon: (drinking a glass of water) Mmffphhffftt mmmuunnnbbbfffff!

Amanda: I just flew in from Chicago, and boy are my arms tired...

Second place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissInformation

Honorable mentions go to...

Gary Dillard
Dorienne Plait
Rich Wong
T. Hoffman
Rich Kressly
Jay H 237
Alex Pelan
iCurtis

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jacqui

So the scores are...

Code:

 T. Hoffman        118

 Gary Dillard        116

 MissInformation        116

 Dlavery        94

 Greencactus3        73

 Dorienne Plait        70

 Rich Wong        67

 Jay H 237        65

 Andy Baker        58

 DCA Fan        55

 JVN        54

 Amanda Morrison        52

 GateRunner        46

 Michelle 236        45

 Eugenia Gabrielov        45

 Elgin Clock        43

 Greg Needel        43

 Tkwetzel        42

 Bcahn836        42

 Koko Ed        41

 EddieMcD        36

 "Big Mike"        34

 Brandon Martus        30

 JosephM        30

 Matt Attallah        28

 Jeff Waegelin        27

 Kyle45        27

 VGMasterShadow        26

 Richardp        25

 DanielBCR        23

 Arefin Bari        21

 Nehalita        20

 Shyra1353        20

 Squirrelrock        19

 Mike Ciance        18

 Jessica Boucher        17

 Lil' Lavery        16

 Astronouth7303        15

 Robo hottie71        12

 Tom Schindler        12

 Steve W        11

 Killerofkiller        11

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 Wetzel        10

 Aignam        9

 Pit Bull 1126        9

 JamizzleHavok13        8

 Vivelation        8

 Jack Jones        7

 Meli W.        7

 George1083        6

 Icurtis        6

 RogerR        6

 ZACH P.        6

 Jacqui        5

 Katy        5

 Marc P.        5

 Stephen Kowski        5

 Denman        5

 Kyle        5

 TierraDelDiablo        5

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 Ken Patton        4

 Tytus Gerrish        4

 Corey Balint        4

 CourtneyB        4

 EricS-Team180        4

 Jay Trzaskos        4

 Yan Wang        4

 David Kelly        3

 Andrew Rudolph        3

 Ben Lauer        3

 DJ Fluck        3

 Lisa Perez        3

 Cyberguy34000        3

 Barry Bonzack1604        2

 Cory        2

 DaBruteForceGuy        2

 Dillon Compton        2

 Ecarlson        2

 EnderofDragon        2

 Jake177        2

 Jdiwnab        2

 Jeff_Rice        2

 Joe Ross        2

 Joshua May        2

 Karinka13        2

 Nobrakes8        2

 Tom Bottiglieri        2

 EricH        2

 Aaron Lussier        1

 Bill Gold        1

 Coco The Monkey        1

 Collin Fultz        1

 ElfMaster        1

 Eria4044        1

 IMDWalrus        1

 JakeGallagher        1

 Katie Reynolds        1

 MATT_kaplan108        1

 Pat McCarthy        1

 Sanddrag        1

 Tiffany34990        1

What lunacy could Billfred possibly concoct the week of the Championship? (Here's a hint: since 1293 is done this season, he's had plenty of time. ;))