Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #41

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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #41

The local asylum's short bus was returned to full capacity today as the last escapee from the Flat Tire Incident of 2003 was found announcing at an offseason robotics competition. When asked by reporters why he allowed this obviously altered person to perform such a task, the event organizer said, "This is FIRST - all of our better announcers are visibly insane, and this dude's the best we've ever had!"

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george tries out for a spot on a village people cover band.

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"If it hadn't been for FIRST robo
I woulda' been married along time ago
Where dija come from where dija go
Where dija come from FIRST robo!"

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Luke Skywalker going through a midlife crisis...

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<not part of entry> thankfully I took "I mentored George1083" out of my profile before this picture appeared. Of course, that fact could explain the picture. </not part of entry>

A haiku:

7 years college
1600 SAT
Cowboy George rocks. Word.

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[not entry] MY LONG LOST 1/2 BROTHER!! :-p[/not entry]

Slow-Poke the kid - all grown up!

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"I am George, Dave's faithful sidekick!"

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Halloween either came early this year or he didn't get the memo that it isn't october yet

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Luke, I am your father's uncle's aunt's brother's son's cousin's father's sister's mother's brother's son's cousin's daugher's mother's mother's brother's son's daughter's cousin's father's brother's son's cousin's aunt's father!

Noooooooooooo!

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I just had to make this more interesting.

If you ever want to know how my mind works, or you have nothing else to do at the time, I'll be judging this whole shin-dig at 8:00 AM in the Vex lounge-y area in the pits. The next contest will also be posted.

(Of course, this also means I have to somehow obscure my picture folder from the group--can't have y'all looking at my selection ahead of time!)

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This post was started in the Vex pits. Then I realized that there were way too many posts (I count 37 entries) and way too little time to get to Curie to judge, so I closed my laptop and started moving.

And moving.

And moving.

And next thing I knew, I was plugged up here at Preston again.

First place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by JosephM

I have a giant novelty 10 gallon hat, a red cape, a shirt that looks like the cover of a Modest Mouse CD, and a flash light....

AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

Second place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery

MissInformation (Heidi): [sobbing, with sounds of a straight jacket being tighened in the background] I was just making a few pictures of Dave in funny outfits. I thought it was just all in fun. But now people are dressing like the "Dave photos!" I saw this image and thought it would make a start for a good "Dave image." It looked like a great cartoon - but then I realized it was REAL! I keep telling people it was only a joke! But they keep taking it as serious fashion advice! And now I see cowboy-hat-wearing, cape-covered, hawaiian-shirt-begotten, flashlight-totin' versions of Dave everywhere I look! It was only a joke, I tell you! Yves Saint Laurent has threatened to take out a contract on me! Make them stop! [more sobbing]

(On an unrelated note, Billfred says "That's Pimp Enough For Five Points")

Honorable mentions go to...
Kyle
Jacqui
robo hottie71
Andy Baker
DCA Fan
Gary Dillard
Barry Bonzack1604
EricS-Team180
Rich Kressly
T. Hoffman
Bcahn836
Dorienne Plait
Amanda Morrison
iCurtis
Al Skierkiewicz
Cyberguy34000
Greg Needel

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissInformation

"What?!? What are you looking at? This is what I wear to bed every night!"

So the scores are now...

Code:

 T. Hoffman        120

 MissInformation        119

 Gary Dillard        118

 Dlavery        99

 Greencactus3        73

 Dorienne Plait        72

 Rich Wong        68

 Jay H 237        66

 Andy Baker        60

 DCA Fan        57

 Amanda Morrison        54

 JVN        54

 GateRunner        46

 Eugenia Gabrielov        45

 Greg Needel        45

 Michelle 236        45

 Bcahn836        44

 Tkwetzel        43

 Elgin Clock        43

 Koko Ed        42

 JosephM        40

 EddieMcD        36

 "Big Mike"        34

 Brandon Martus        30

 Matt Attallah        29

 Kyle45        28

 Jeff Waegelin        27

 VGMasterShadow        26

 Richardp        25

 DanielBCR        24

 Arefin Bari        22

 Nehalita        21

 Shyra1353        21

 Squirrelrock        19

 Mike Ciance        18

 Jessica Boucher        17

 Lil' Lavery        16

 Astronouth7303        15

 Robo hottie71        14

 Tom Schindler        12

 Rich Kressly        12

 Killerofkiller        11

 Steve W        11

 Wetzel        10

 Pit Bull 1126        9

 Aignam        9

 JamizzleHavok13        8

 Vivelation        8

 Icurtis        8

 Meli W.        7

 Jack Jones        7

 Kyle        7

 RogerR        7

 Jacqui        7

 TierraDelDiablo        6

 EricS-Team180        6

 ZACH P.        6

 George1083        6

 Cyberguy34000        5

 Denman        5

 George56        5

 Katy        5

 Marc P.        5

 Stephen Kowski        5

 Corey Balint        4

 CourtneyB        4

 Jay Trzaskos        4

 Yan Wang        4

 Barry Bonzack1604        4

 Ken Patton        4

 Tytus Gerrish        4

 Andrew Rudolph        3

 Ben Lauer        3

 DJ Fluck        3

 Lisa Perez        3

 David Kelly        3

 EricH        2

 Al Skierkiewicz        2

 Cory        2

 DaBruteForceGuy        2

 Dillon Compton        2

 Ecarlson        2

 EnderofDragon        2

 Jake177        2

 Jdiwnab        2

 Jeff_Rice        2

 Joe Ross        2

 Joshua May        2

 Karinka13        2

 Nobrakes8        2

 Tom Bottiglieri        2

 Aaron Lussier        1

 Alex Pelan        1

 Bill Gold        1

 Coco The Monkey        1

 Collin Fultz        1

 ElfMaster        1

 Eria4044        1

 IMDWalrus        1

 JakeGallagher        1

 Joe_P.        1

 Katie Reynolds        1

 MATT_kaplan108        1

 NoRemorse        1

 Pat McCarthy        1

 Sakura141        1

 Sanddrag        1

 Tiffany34990        1

So, what did I conjure up in Atlanta besides real-time scores and a heck of a ringing in my ears? Find out in about five minutes!